It’s going to take more than a squirt of Fabreeze.

30 Apr

Dear Dog Owner,

You might love your dog so much that you’re impervious to the scent of his crap, but for the rest of us, it’s the most awful, pungent aroma of all time. We appreciate that you tried to take care of it, but here’s a tip: if there’s still a dark spot on the carpet, you need to keep at it.

Otherwise, you will also have a pile of vomit to clean up.

Thanks,

Alison

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One Response to “It’s going to take more than a squirt of Fabreeze.”

  1. Krumpet May 4, 2010 at 11:33 am #

    I hate dogs plenty and I hate dog owners even more.

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