So my 12 year old nephew has a “Lover of the Day” application on his Facebook account. That, in and of itself, has disturbed me since I noticed it a couple months ago.
It begs a few questions:
First, do 12-year-olds have lovers? Lord, I hope not.
Second, if pre-teens do have lovers, is it good to get them thinking that it is appropriate to adopt a new one DAILY?
And finally, is it WISE to let an application automatically generate one’s “lover of the day?” There are all sorts of ways this random selection process can create screwy results, as demonstrated here:
Call me crazy, but unless you live in West Virginia, I don’t think that your aunt should be an option.
pithypants 
cougar.
Um… did you see its pick today? YOU are the Lover of the Day. I think it’s a WVA conspiracy.