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Tag Archives: Addictions
An Apple a day keeps impatience at bay
11 FebOdd Home Remedies
3 FebIt seems like it’s been a longer-than-normal and drier-than-average winter. My hands and lips are cracked, and every morning I wake up with a dry and crusty nose. (Apologies in advance – this post will get worse before it gets better.)
In fact, it’s been so dry I’ve woken with a bloody nose more than once, and more often than not these days, my Kleenex looks like it’s filled with Fruity Pebbles when I blow my nose. (Ewwww… there, I said it so you don’t have to.)
In Search of the Perfect Breakfast Food
2 Feb
Breakfast of champions.
I just finished inhaling a plate of TGIFriday’s potato skins.
As I downed the last bite, I thought:
Is there a more perfect breakfast food than potato skins?
I mean, seriously: potatoes + cheese + bacon = HOME RUN.
(And yes, I realize this is the second post in one week about a cheesy potato. I think that constitutes an addiction of some sort, but I refuse to seek treatment.)
Please weigh in. Have I missed the boat and overlooked a critical breakfast selection?
Foot or fromage? It’s a fine line.
31 JanIn my last post, I mentally apologized to my fellow yogis for things like garlic breath and over-exposed breasts. Well, tonight it was refreshing – not really – to find the shoe on the other foot: I spent the greater part of my hour-long practice wondering if the girl next to me knew she smelled like a cheese wheel, and if so, if *she* was mentally apologizing to *me*.
Perhaps I should qualify that. I say she smelled like a cheese wheel, and I’m sure you’re thinking, “What, exactly, does a cheese wheel smell like, and how do you know?”
Guilty Pleasure: American Idle
13 JanI don’t watch much television. Generally, that’s because if I can catch an extra hour in the evening, I’m more inclined to spend it floating in my bathtub with a book or – shamefully – pissing it away on Facebook reading friends’ status updates and playing Scramble. So let’s be clear: I’m not taking a moral stance on television; there are simply other ways I prefer to waste my time.
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