I have a new-found respect for kindergartner’s art skills. Corn is not easy to work with.
So in the wake of my run-in at the farmer’s market, I decided to make corn a dirty word.
This should trouble you on many levels. Let me enumerate count them:
- I had a run-in at a farmer’s market. How is this even possible?
- I already swear a lot. Do I need another word in my arsenal? Does a bear eat corn? Probably, if it is hungry enough.
- Corn is a ridiculous word. Is it actually swear-worthy? For the love of corn, yes.
- Really? I was annoyed enough that I need to seek revenge by starting a corn movement? Frankly, yes.
You know the expression, “Mess with the bull and you’ll get the horn?” Well, my new motto is: Mess with me and you’ll get the corn.
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