I wish I hadn’t.
Here’s the word I wish I could scrub from my vocabulary: VAJAZZLING.
If you don’t know what it is, think, “Beadazzler meets bikini area.” Um, yeah.
Seriously? I’m pretty sure our pioneer ancestors would have neutered themselves, had they known their descendants would actually spend time and mental energy on such a thing.
Although, who knows? Maybe pioneer women stuck corn kernels to their nether regions for a little bedtime bling.
pithypants 