How My Sister’s Brain Works

18 Jun

A few weeks ago, I shared how MY brain works. For contrast, here’s my sister. While I don’t have her inner-monologue to accompany this, I’m pretty that sure what you see is what you get. And if you don’t have Facebook or understand targeted ads and how inane they are: this will make no sense so you might just want to skip it. Anyway… 

This sponsored ad apparently appeared on my sister’s Facebook page recently. The comment/caption at the top is from her:

When I saw it, I thought it was an astute observation: a bucket with a spigot does NOT exactly spell fun. I should’ve realized it was the first indication that she had an axe to grind with their message.

Have I mentioned that Alicia knows Photoshop? And is like a dog with a bone when something sets her off? So while the ad above is real, it prompted her to create the following spoofs, which she then posted in rapid succession:

Calling all party people, indeed. Too bad I just missed her birthday. Otherwise, I would’ve sent her a rock.

And somehow, I think she would’ve actually found it wicked sick.

7 Responses to “How My Sister’s Brain Works”

  1. thesinglecell June 18, 2012 at 9:20 pm #

    I think the word “spigot” is fun. But that’s the only fun thing I see about the bucket. Your sister clearly thinks too much for the people in charge of marketing the Fun Bucket.

    That sounds dirty. In a vague way.

  2. mysending June 18, 2012 at 9:46 pm #

    Oh, I guess I read this wrong. I thought it meant it was just for fun drinks. You know, like it would come out with its own little umbrella!

    • pithypants June 21, 2012 at 6:02 pm #

      Now THAT would be an invention I’d be interested in…

  3. Kimberly Choquette Pugliano June 18, 2012 at 10:12 pm #

    Seriously, your sister rules. I’m going over to her house so she can teach me Photoshop. Can I just get her address please?

    • pithypants June 21, 2012 at 6:02 pm #

      Sorry – these skills of hers can go toward good or evil on a moment’s notice. I’m not comfortable brokering that.

  4. skippingstones June 19, 2012 at 8:40 am #

    Haha – I like your sister.

  5. hollybernabe June 26, 2012 at 6:51 pm #

    Your sis is awesome! Those spoof ads are hilarious!

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