Hell yes, Mitt Romney supports women. If you doubt him, just ask to see his binder. It’s FULL of women. Women who not only are qualified to fill key jobs, but ALSO get to leave work a bit early so they can go home and cook dinner. If that doesn’t scream equality, I don’t know what does.
I mean, we want women integrated into the workforce, but it’s important that we don’t take them out of the kitchen – because that’s their first responsibility. Kitchens without women would lead to a nutritional crisis more damaging than single parents and semi-automatic assault rifles combined.
Also – and here’s where Mitten’s corporate genius kicks in – if a woman needs to leave early to make dinner, then we can justify paying her a portion of men’s wages. Because she’s not working as much. Simply math, dummies.
So now that we know Mitt is totally pro-woman, I can’t wait for him to shatter the myth that he’s part of the Old White Boys’ Network. I mean, surely he has a black friend he can’t wait to tell us about.
pithypants 
I don’t know you, but I love you. 🙂
and if ya knew her, ya’d love her too. bravo ms. pith
Thanks for the kind endorsement… from someone who’s known me more than 30 years!
It’s probably better this way, MonkeyMonkey. If you knew me, you probably couldn’t stand me. It’s like they say – better to have found a BFF on the internet than think you’re crazy alone.
Oh Mitt totally gets it… I mean the only women working have children or husbands who come home after working hard all day & need a home cooked meal. Surely the only reason women work is so they can feed their families – otherwise wouldn’t they be at home like Ann?
Oh, careful now… you’re claiming Ann didn’t work! Raising young men properly so they, too, can establish binders full of women is a full time job. How else will they know how to select a housekeeper when the time is right?
lol – it is true. When you do not believe in something, you will at some point in time show that. And Pres Obama didn’t have to make any effort to get him to.
Did you see this endorsement from The Salt Lake Tribune? Pretty telling – http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/opinion/55019844-82/endorsement-romney-obama-president.html.csp
BFF
🙂