This locker room is what I would expect to find in a prison.
Except with more people in it.
And probably lice.
Soap on a rope!
Wow. That is one naked woman.
Why is she sitting on a chair in the shower?
Note to self: don’t ever sit naked on a chair in a public shower. Gross.
I’m glad the lifeguard didn’t ask for my ID today.
I must look urban.
I wonder if they would’ve stopped Alan.
Wow. The water is WARM.
I bet I’ll overheat.
Sweating in the water is weird.
But it happens.
Why does that sign say “Water Running?”
I don’t SEE any water running.
<Four laps later>
Ah ha! They mean “water running” as in “people running” in the water.
Not the water running.
That’s embarrassing. I’ve been here a half dozen times looking for running water.
That explains why the fat woman always hangs out in this lane and doesn’t swim.
Although actually, she’s not running. She’s water-standing.
I wonder if I’ll get kicked out of this lane?
I am hot.
I wonder if the water tastes saltier because I am sweating?
Is my key still stuck to my head?
<Patting back of head while breast-stroking>
It is! Good!
What would I do if it wasn’t there?
How ironic would that be?
If by trying to protect my stuff, I end up losing the key.
Which would be worse: having someone steal my stuff because I left the key to my lock on the deck, or not being able to get to my stuff because I tied the key to my goggles and it fell off and disappeared into the pool drain?
Not sure.
Those girls have on the exact same suit.
I wonder if they’re on a team together?
If they are, then it’s not a good team because I’m faster than them.
I wonder if the lifeguard would actually notice if someone drowned?
Are they allowed to talk on their cell phones on duty?
I bet they are breaking the rules.
<Scanning bottom of pool to make sure no swimmers need to be rescued.>
How weird that I can’t wait to get out of the water to cool down.
I bet that’s why that woman was sitting on a chair in the shower: heat stroke.
pithypants 
