Last night, as we walked through Whole Foods to pick up items for dinner, Alan asked, “Did you get new shampoo?”
I responded, “Why? Does my hair smell different? Does it have more body?” I fluffed it for effect.
Alan said, “No. I just see the shampoo here and thought you might still be out.”
Men. Am I right?
pithypants 
Most importantly, are you still out of shampoo?