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http://images.elephantjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Screen-shot-2010-12-14-at-10.42.34-PM-500x346.pnghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-15-at-6-22-06-pm.pngImage Source: http://images.elephantjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Screen-shot-2010-12-14-at-10.42.34-PM-500x346.pngThis is what #winning should look like in yoga - if at all.2015-04-03T18:24:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2014/12/07/and-now-we-wait/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-07-at-7-58-46-am.pngImage Source: http://gooddogcoaching.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/xmas-cat-w-ribbon.jpg2014-12-16T00:29:45+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2014/11/29/a-holiday-latin-lesson/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-29-at-7-07-54-am.pngImage Source: http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-unicorn.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/screen-shot-2014-11-29-at-7-04-35-am.pngImage 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It's Uncle Joe! https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1383866_10201593825343467_1928132710_n.jpg© 2013 pithypants.comHint: You're not doing it right.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-14-at-12-15-30-pm.pngImage Source: Courtney Davis BurgwynPretty amazing collection from GBD, you must admit.2013-10-15T20:47:36+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/10/14/if-i-weigh-a-thousand-pounds/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-14-at-6-35-34-am.pngImage Source: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1180315/thumbs/o-BUNNY-BATH-SINK-facebook.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-14-at-6-13-54-am.pngImage Source: http://themetapicture.com/every-time-i-use-the-garbage-disposal/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-14-at-6-11-17-am.pngImage Source: uselesshumor.com2013-10-19T23:53:20+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/10/06/sorry-cant-be-bothered-to-come-up-with-a-theme/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-06-at-2-32-20-pm.pngImage Source: http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/camel-photo-00003.jpgUm, happy birthday?https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/1231505_10201464815078291_223240480_n.jpg© 2013 pithypants.com2013-10-07T12:01:31+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/09/23/my-own-personal-holiday-the-annual-loc-book-festival/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screen-shot-2013-09-22-at-9-45-47-pm.pngImage Source: http://allmyfriendstravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/National-Book-Festival-Washington-DC.jpgImage Source: http://allmyfriendstravel.com2013-09-27T11:48:45+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/09/08/i-thought-people-were-supposed-to-look-like-their-pets/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screen-shot-2013-09-08-at-9-23-05-pm.pngImage Source: http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/3/125736/2175893/THE%20CAT%20COOK%20BOOK-1.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screen-shot-2013-09-08-at-9-21-13-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.hilarioustime.com/images/04/Well-butter-my-butt-funny-cat-with-bread-on-its-head.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screen-shot-2013-09-08-at-8-13-03-pm.pngImage Source: http://funnyfilez.funnypart.com/pictures/FunnyPart-com-r2d2_cat_home.jpg2013-09-10T12:43:32+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/09/03/award-best-parenting-ever/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screen-shot-2013-09-03-at-9-10-07-pm.pngImage Source: Doulicia2013-09-10T12:47:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/09/02/i-would-make-a-really-bad-boy-scout-even-if-i-were-a-boy/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screen-shot-2013-09-02-at-9-15-04-pm.pngImage Source: http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/nun-bumper-cars.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screen-shot-2013-09-02-at-9-03-56-pm.pngImage Source: http://neenjames.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Boy-Scout-Be-Prepared-Emblem.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screen-shot-2013-09-02-at-8-59-17-pm.pngImage Source: Icanhascheezburger.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/screen-shot-2013-09-02-at-8-55-45-pm.pngImage Source: http://www2.fitforpublicconsumption.com/TollBoothPayment.jpg2013-09-08T18:50:20+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/08/29/it-wouldnt-be-summer-without-the-waterpark/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-29-at-8-54-14-pm.pngImage Source: http://funnydrive.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/apple-crack-funny-fruit.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-28-at-11-10-04-pm.pngImage source: http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/funny-man-water-park-slide-like-a-boss-pics-600x425.jpgWhat I actually look like.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-28-at-11-06-52-pm.pngImage source: http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/funny-man-water-park-slide-like-a-boss-pics-600x425.jpgHow I like to think I look on the waterslide...2013-08-30T19:41:08+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/08/23/random-question-friday/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-23-at-8-50-15-pm.pngImage Source: http://doblelol.com/uploads/6/funny-car-crash-pictures.jpg2013-08-25T12:36:01+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/08/19/i-failed-cat-anatomy/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-19-at-5-45-10-pm.pngImage Source: pithypants 20132013-08-21T23:53:47+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/08/12/this-post-is-as-random-as-my-cats-stomach/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-12-at-8-52-35-pm.pngImage Source: http://weknowmemes.com/2013/02/let-me-tell-you-a-story/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-12-at-8-46-24-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.kulfoto.com/cat-pictures/26221/lieutenant-dan-got-new-legsThis has NOTHING to do with this post, but absolutely slayed me. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-12-at-8-36-21-pm.pngImage Source: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/439309213_487abd974f.jpgNOT my cat. But note the tummy.2013-08-14T02:15:19+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/08/04/row-row-your-boat/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-04-at-5-12-44-pm.pngImage Source: ©2013 PithypantsDon't be too eager to seek out a power position.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-04-at-5-08-15-pm.pngImage Source: http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/81/31/funny,humor,kayak,omg,wtf-81317c00eb54c466e886054b8b5071aa_h.jpgHow I pictured our kayaking experience...2013-08-31T14:16:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/07/17/knock-knock-whos-there-barry-barry-um-in-um-uh/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-17-at-8-46-45-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.zazzle.com/x_ray_tech_gift_funny_tshirt-235297574886079470Seriously. They sell this shirt on Zazzle. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-17-at-8-32-41-pm.pngImage Source: icanhascheezburgers.comAlso known as "Radioactive Milk." https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-17-at-8-31-53-pm.pngImage Source: someecards.comConfirmation that it's bad: this e-card already existed.2013-08-20T12:17:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/07/09/great-my-cat-is-an-addict/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/1040813_10200980890780486_42761696_o.jpgMiss MoneypennyADDICT? https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/547522_10200666325556469_741670452_n-1.jpg547522_10200666325556469_741670452_n (1)2013-07-14T21:35:48+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/07/08/red-white-and-blood/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-07-at-7-51-50-pm.pngImage Source: http://mybfolder.com/pics/3385-1267588084.jpg"Do you think I need to go to the Emergency Room?" 2013-07-14T21:34:07+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/07/06/we-call-this-independence/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-06-at-6-58-08-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.jointaction.org.uk/media/Joint%20Action%20Media/News%20Pictures/X-Ray%20Bike%20Rider%20(colour)%20(smaller).JPGhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-06-at-6-54-11-pm1.pngImage Source: http://www.jointaction.org.uk/media/Joint%20Action%20Media/News%20Pictures/X-Ray%20Bike%20Rider%20(colour)%20(smaller).JPGhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-06-at-6-54-11-pm.pngImage Source: https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6394563584/h6697606B/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-06-at-12-09-46-pm.pngImage Source: http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/03/14/d6/2b/private-dc-segway-tours.jpgSee what I mean? 2013-07-09T00:07:08+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/07/02/introducing-miss-moneypenny/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-02-at-6-57-01-pm.pngMiss Moneypenny © 2013 pithypants2013-07-08T16:32:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/06/22/i-can-make-anything-a-competition/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-22-at-3-43-54-pm.pngImage Source: www.someecards.com2013-07-03T00:56:32+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/06/17/what-to-expect-when-youre-launching/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-17-at-8-00-00-am.pngImage Source: http://www.noob.us/pictures/pregnancy-dos-and-donts/One difference between birthing a BABY vs. a WEBSITE.2013-06-27T12:47:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/06/01/why-real-life-is-not-like-the-movies/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-01-at-9-28-56-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.studioarthur.co.uk/?p=154Me and technology: what it looks like.2013-06-08T16:15:24+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/05/30/three-on-thursday-random-nuggets/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-30-at-8-50-17-pm.pngImage Source: Google Search for quinoaI can answer at least one of these questions for her.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-30-at-8-50-30-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.foodfash.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/IMG_5810.jpg2013-06-02T13:56:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/05/25/nice-save-new-york/2013-05-31T01:38:21+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/05/14/even-the-pig-would-like-more-direction/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-14-at-8-30-02-pm.pngImage Source: icanhascheezburger.com2013-05-28T22:14:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/04/30/hey-girl-thats-not-pretty/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-6-53-10-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4yDNWlvK6s2013-05-19T00:44:09+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/04/27/relax-easier-said-than-done/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cat-massage-o.gifImage Source: http://gifsoup.com/view/1228906/cat-massage.html#prettyPhoto2013-05-19T05:50:53+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/04/16/unwanted-perspective/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-16-at-10-31-00-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/hahatango/© 2013 Aaron Tango Tang2013-04-25T03:33:22+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/04/13/tip-just-because-its-called-a-basin-doesnt-mean-you-should-wash-in-it/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-13-at-6-57-43-am.png© 2013 pithypantshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-13-at-6-47-28-am.png© 2013 pithypants.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/604044_10200496611393804_569284485_n.jpg© 2013 pithypants2013-04-14T22:37:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/04/08/go-ahead-make-a-wish/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-07-at-9-16-13-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.lubpedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Funny-Birthday-cakes-8.jpgNOT my aunt.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-07-at-8-27-53-am.pngImage Source: http://www.nomorefriends.net/2013-04-11T14:33:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/03/31/making-friends-at-the-office/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-31-at-1-02-44-pm.pngImage Source: http://sacramentoappraisalblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-of-phone-in-bathroom-by-Sacramento-Appraisal-Blog.jpgAh yes...https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-31-at-12-43-07-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-03-31 at 12.43.07 PM2013-04-19T12:55:16+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/03/25/you-say-tomato-i-say-messy/2013-03-26T14:51:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/03/19/duck-duck-honk-honk/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-17-at-7-10-05-pm.pngImage Source: http://media.heavy.com/media/2011/01/boob1.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-17-at-7-08-17-pm.pngImage Source: http://media.titanbooks.com/filebrowser/blog/great-showdowns_cvr_110512.jpgI wish I'd read this instead of attended training.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-17-at-6-46-31-pm.pngImage Source: Dilbert.com2013-03-20T15:48:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/03/21/three-for-thursday-random-thoughts/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-16-at-9-06-59-pm.pngImage Source: © 2013 pithypants + CVS Pharmacyhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-16-at-8-57-55-pm.pngImage Source: http://cl.jroo.me/z3/4/L/d/e/a.baa-Mouse-Laundry.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-16-at-8-54-44-pm.pngImage Source: http://i-cdn.apartmenttherapy.com/uimages/ny/11-11-ties1.jpgMaybe this is what he was going for?2013-03-22T00:05:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/03/15/i-suspect-this-will-get-lost-in-the-retelling/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-15-at-7-25-41-am.pngImage Source: memegenerator.net https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-15-at-7-13-35-am.pngImage Source: http://www.kulfoto.com/funny-pictures/18025/war-horsehttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-15-at-7-10-04-am.pngImage Source: © 2013 pithypants2013-03-30T07:17:58+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/03/10/quick-where-can-i-buy-a-burkini/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-10-at-9-32-26-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.beachbelievers.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/burkini2.jpg2013-03-13T02:19:19+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/03/06/im-sure-theres-a-lesson-in-here-somewhere/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-05-at-9-01-59-pm.pngI have no idea where this came from - please message me so I can give you proper credit because it's awesome! Snowquester Bumble.2013-03-07T22:09:37+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/02/22/theres-a-party-in-my-pocket/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-22-at-7-38-40-am.pngImage Source: http://www.lakberinfo.hu/cikkek/09/01/08/42-18159257.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-22-at-7-31-20-am.pngImage Source: http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/1584033/INTESTINES.jpgWhat your laundry looks like after taking Crohn's medicine.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-22-at-6-34-03-am.pngImage Source: http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2328/2237145054_609fe91027_z.jpg?zz=12013-02-23T23:38:09+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/02/15/vandals-of-a-different-stripe/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-15-at-6-26-56-pm.pngNo CLUE where this originated - a friend sent it to me from his cell phone. If you're the artist - or the photographer - please let me know so I can properly attribute it to you! https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-15-at-6-23-19-pm.png© 2013 pithypantshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-15-at-6-19-11-pm.png© 2013 pithypantshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-15-at-6-19-23-pm.png© 2013 pithypants2013-02-21T04:30:10+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/02/10/why-you-probably-shouldnt-drive-in-the-district/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-10-at-10-02-10-pm.pngImage Source: http://onbeat.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Stupid-Parking-sign.jpgDC clearly marks all spaces.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-10-at-9-52-06-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/funny-car-photos-jaguar-bumpers-fetch-a-nice-chunk-of-change-on-the-black-market.jpgIt was like this, but not a Jag...https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-10-at-9-49-54-pm.pngImage SourceL http://www.yourofficemate.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/dmv-300x225.jpgAlan's next license plate?2013-02-13T16:51:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/02/05/at-least-i-come-by-it-honestly/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-04-at-7-42-00-pm.pngImage Source: Zazzle.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-04-at-7-45-06-pm.pngImage Source: funnycoolstuff.com » 2008 » November2013-02-07T19:55:37+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/02/03/i-love-my-neighborhood/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-4-22-56-pm.png©2013 pithypantshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-4-09-00-pm.png©2013 pithypantshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-4-09-19-pm.png©2013 pithypantshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-4-09-44-pm.png©2013 pithypantsArtistic. Matt Groening would be proud.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-4-10-12-pm.png©2013 pithypantsArt school reject.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-4-10-32-pm.png©2013 pithypantsEven cars in driveways were not immune...2013-02-08T00:49:58+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/01/29/contest-guess-what-im-thinking/2013-01-31T01:42:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/01/26/i-put-the-ass-in-nam-as-te/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-26-at-7-21-01-am.pngImage Source: http://www.funnyreign.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/namaste.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-12-at-5-42-48-am.pngImage Source: http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-yoga-pants.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-12-at-5-40-19-am.pngImage Source: See Course Deliverables Tab2013-01-30T17:50:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/01/24/im-clearly-not-going-to-be-an-astronaut-and-its-a-good-thing-im-not-a-teacher/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-24-at-7-41-08-pm.pngImage Source: https://www.facebook.com/Humocracyhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-19-at-8-37-38-pm.pngImage Source: http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-earth-third-planet-from-sun.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-19-at-8-29-56-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.cottonable.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tee-shirt-snorgtees-funny-planets-pluto-3.jpgBut I'll be damned if I can name them...2013-01-30T00:44:22+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/01/21/i-dont-think-im-alone-on-this-one/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-21-at-7-33-51-am.pngImage Source: http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-tsa-guidelines,8156/Borrowed from "The Onion"https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-20-at-6-31-57-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/threatlevel/2011/07/Screen-Shot-2011-07-20-at-3.48.29-PM.pnghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-20-at-6-30-47-pm.pngImage Source: http://maxcdn.fooyoh.com/files/attach/images/1097/325/389/001/airport_xray_scanner.jpg2013-01-25T00:55:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/01/11/list-acceptable-christmas-creep/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-09-at-9-15-12-pm.pngImage Source: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2012/12/25/merry-christmas-from-afp/Holidays: Creating more AwkwardFamilyPhotos than school picture day. 2013-01-19T19:33:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/01/09/aww-shucks-no-thank-you/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-06-at-3-32-24-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.easymemes.com/uploads/memes/43120_na1UuDm8KwSDnQA.jpgOr, to paraphrase, it might've sounded like this...https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-06-at-3-24-41-pm.pngImage Source: someecards.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-06-at-3-20-40-pm.pngImage Source: http://timthethief.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/funny-pictures-notice-thank-you-for-noticing-this-new-notice-your-noticing-it-has-been-noted.png2013-01-10T02:01:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/01/07/perhaps-you-had-to-be-there/2013-01-08T01:39:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2013/01/04/how-i-make-friends-at-yoga/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-02-at-9-37-55-pm.pngImage Source: http://carriehoffman.com/foot9.jpgIf she'd opened her eyes...https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-02-at-9-33-31-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.missstan.com/wp-content/uploads/4208826846_89ba1a9fd8.jpgYoga Girl in class, being graceful.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-02-at-9-31-31-pm.pngImage Source: donkeykick.bandcamp.comIf she started a band...2013-01-05T16:41:51+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/booklist/archives-books-read-in-2012/2013-01-02T12:54:49+00:00weekly0.6https://pithypants.com/2013/01/02/west-virginia-maybe-not-the-best-place-for-a-massage/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-31-at-10-39-55-am.pngImage Source: Arrested DevelopmentWhat I'll wear for my next massage.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-31-at-10-31-44-am.pngImage Source: http://shine.yahoo.com/photos/grossest-spa-treatments-slideshow/snail-anti-aging-masque-photo-2308686-202800346.htmlOK, it could've been worse.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-31-at-10-17-26-am.pngImage Source: everydayfunnyfunny.com2013-01-10T02:01:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/12/28/tip-your-ass-is-not-a-parking-meter/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-26-at-8-38-38-pm.pngImage Source: http://starspangle200.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Butt-Shirt.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-16-at-8-29-36-am.pngImage Source: (c) 2012 - pithypants2013-01-02T01:01:23+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/12/26/perspectives-on-christmas/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-26-at-7-53-22-pm.pngImage Source: http://bloggingtothemaxey.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/coexist1.pnghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-26-at-7-50-17-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.fantom-xp.com/en_35_~_Christmas_magic_laptop_backgrounds.html2012-12-27T03:06:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/12/19/drunk-or-tired-whats-your-excuse/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-19-at-7-34-15-am.pngImage Source: http://s3.amazonaws.com/sites.wpengine/scelebs/wp-content/old_pictures/wenn5145646.jpgLook who shows up when you google "Drunk or Tired?"https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-19-at-7-32-24-am.pngImage Source: http://llwproductions.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/insomnia-sheep-counting-people.jpg2012-12-27T11:49:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/12/13/why-you-arent-invited-to-my-wedding/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-13-at-11-56-50-am.pngImage source: (c) pithpants 2012https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-11-at-7-56-29-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.zazzle.com/funny_wedding_card-1374572462703864402012-12-31T18:12:41+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/12/11/what-if-i-pay-you-in-pebbles/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-10-at-9-55-02-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/passive-aggressive-library-signshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-10-at-9-50-57-pm.pngOriginal Image Source: http://www.christmascharitiesyearround.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Canned-Food-Drive-2012-resized.jpg2012-12-19T04:42:50+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/12/07/the-nutcracker-bah-humbug/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-07-at-9-41-03-am.pngImage Source: http://www.balletwest.org/blog/2009/12/04/679/ + NBC/SNL for the Kristen Wiig shotNow *this* I would pay to see. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-07-at-8-55-49-am.pngImage Source: http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/28/files/2006/11/nutcracker-girl.jpg source: Now *this* would be more like it. (Image: Alicia)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-07-at-8-37-40-am.pngImage Source: http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/28/files/2006/11/nutcracker-girl.jpg2012-12-29T01:03:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/11/30/whats-the-definition-of-a-pet/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-30-at-7-48-04-am1.pngScreen Shot 2012-11-30 at 7.48.04 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-30-at-7-48-04-am.pngImage Source: http://www.loveknysna.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/kids.fighting.jpgPretty much.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-30-at-7-33-32-am1.pngImage Source: www.teacupspuppies.comNow THIS definitely counts as a pet.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-30-at-7-33-32-am.pngImage Source: teacupspuppies.com2012-12-04T01:05:58+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/11/26/your-house-is-as-crazy-as-you-are/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-26-at-9-09-59-pm.pngImage source: www.airtoons.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/mccain-tongue-animated.gifImage Source: http://lh6.ggpht.com/_CqtZ6YfaifQ/SzFCPMYERrI/AAAAAAAADAk/UvtzYoJqJZA/mccain-tongue-animated.gifHow I felt. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-26-at-8-59-58-pm.pngImage Source: http://journeytocrunchville.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/homepage_banner_1_img.jpg...yeah, shit that works.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-26-at-8-57-53-pm.pngImage Source: www.someecards.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-18-at-7-09-34-am1.pngScreen Shot 2012-11-18 at 7.09.34 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-18-at-7-09-34-am.pngImage source: themetaphoto.com2012-11-30T02:07:25+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/11/21/flossing-the-saga-continues/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-21-at-9-13-57-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.zazzle.com/ill_duct_tape_your_mouth_shut_tees-235673094184673463Holiday gift for my hygienist? 2012-11-30T14:28:32+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/11/16/so-you-thought-your-monday-was-bad/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-16-at-5-56-43-am.pngImage Source: kianfai87.blogspot.com2012-11-30T02:08:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/11/11/call-me-edison-thomas-edison/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-11-at-7-47-15-pm.pngImage Source: http://zuvvu.com/images/content/How-to-be-a-visionary.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-11-at-7-42-21-pm1.pngScreen Shot 2012-11-11 at 7.42.21 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-11-at-7-44-07-pm.pngImage Source: http://i.qkme.me/1f2q.jpgParents have another potential application... https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-11-at-7-42-21-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/bubble-bath?before=13444435452012-11-26T23:59:09+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/10/28/this-might-be-when-you-decide-to-unsubscribe/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-28-at-10-16-06-pm.pngImage Soure: (c) 2012 pithypants.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-28-at-9-22-39-pm.pngImage Source: http://xkcd.com/chesscoaster/ - also: www.motifake.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-28-at-8-57-24-pm.pngImage Source: http://xkcd.com/chesscoaster/A different kind of log ride.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-28-at-8-24-31-pm.pngImage Source: http://cdn2.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/6160/demotivational-poster-asshole.jpg2012-11-06T03:02:50+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/25/corn-its-a-movement-but-not-like-you-think/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-24-at-8-54-44-pm.pngImage Source: http://cakeblast.com/wp-content/themes/cakelike/images/postimg/cornshucks.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0886.jpg(c) 2011 pithypants.comI have new-found respect for kindergartner's art skills. Corn is not easy to work with.2012-10-24T02:09:53+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/10/20/my-ass-its-killing-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-19-at-9-25-05-pm.pngImage source: someecards.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-19-at-9-29-49-pm.pngImage Source: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/SWmaeegr7jI/AAAAAAAAAl0/qgmDmyeyUDs/s320/daughter-colonoscopy.jpgI don't care how close I am with my parents - I'm glad they didn't heed this advice.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-19-at-8-54-08-pm.pngImage Source: Star Trek + Icanhascheezburger.com2012-10-29T11:00:23+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/10/17/yes-there-are-binders-full-of-women-most-men-dont-brag-about-them/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-17-at-8-55-52-am.pngImage Source: BeingLiberal Facebook Page2012-10-20T00:08:14+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/10/07/tourism-is-cheesy-so-youll-have-to-indulge-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-07-at-9-40-28-pm.pngImage Source: http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-friends-jumping-river.jpgPretty sure *I* am that friend.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-07-at-9-34-48-pm.pngImage Source: http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/aroundthemall/files/2009/02/lincoln-memorial-caption-contest.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-07-at-9-32-27-pm.pngImage Source: http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/visiting-washington-dc-doing-it-right.jpghttp://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/visiting-washington-dc-doing-it-right.jpgBummed we didn't think of this.2012-10-10T00:47:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/09/28/election-rant-1-undecided-voters/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-28-at-9-15-10-am.pngImage Source: Someecards.com2012-10-08T13:53:24+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/09/26/advice-for-amy-george-be-on-your-best-behavior/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_1561_1024.jpgImage Source: (c) pithypants 2012 - Baddeck, Nova Scotiahttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-26-at-9-11-09-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&tbm=isch&tbnid=NXXvLNessai9XM:&imgrefurl=http://thetravellerworldguide.com/2012/08/scary-phnom-penh-stalker/&docid=SrypCEWr_fRa6M&imgurl=http://thetravellerworldguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/lazy-stalker.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=sqZjUO-UGObl0QH8lIG4DQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=193&vpy=308&dur=1473&hovh=259&hovw=194&tx=134&ty=129&sig=106277719158753703682&page=2&tbnh=147&tbnw=139&start=15&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:6,s:15,i:145&biw=1280&bih=679https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-26-at-9-04-54-pm.pngImage Source: http://thisisthestoryof.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/honestmotel.jpg?w=6002012-09-27T15:55:37+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/09/13/an-snl-skit-in-my-bathtub/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-13-at-7-46-50-am.pngScreen shot 2012-09-13 at 7.46.50 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-13-at-7-30-03-am.pngImage Source: http://everydayfunnyfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/wanted-experienced-plumber-or-swimming-instructor.jpg2012-09-15T22:24:58+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/09/10/no-vacation-goes-unpunished/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-10-at-9-56-55-pm.pngImage Source: http://nickstraffictricks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/plumber_funny.jpgI hope he drives this.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-10-at-9-52-39-pm.pngImage Source: ProbablyNotAGoodSign.com2012-09-15T22:23:41+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/09/09/what-you-have-to-look-forward-to/2012-09-11T01:33:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/09/04/a-whale-of-a-good-time-really/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc03366.jpg(c) 2012 pithypantshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dsc03335.jpg(c) 2012 - Pithy Pants2012-09-05T00:01:36+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/09/02/travel-post-first-48-hours-in-nova-scotia/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-1.pngphoto (1)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-19.jpgphoto (19)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-20.jpgphoto (20)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-21.jpgphoto (21)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-22.jpgphoto (22)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-23.jpgphoto (23)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-24.jpgphoto-24Guess what's on tomorrow's agenda? https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-25.jpgphoto (25)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/329829_10151024268981867_1314270938_o.jpg(c) 2012 - pithypants - Nova Scotia - Pleasant Bay, Cape Breton2012-09-05T00:03:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/08/30/a-terrifyingly-wet-playground/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-30-at-9-18-51-pm.pngImage Source: http://boereworsgordyn.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/TOTALLY-TRUE-FACT-Waterpark-bathrooms-dont-have-urinals.pngPretty Much...https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-30-at-9-16-43-pm.pngImage Source: http://cdn3.nowaygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ewerte3.jpg2014-08-10T21:05:47+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/08/21/score-one-for-my-sister/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-21-at-10-19-02-pm.pngImage Source: (c) 2012 PithyPantshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-21-at-10-14-31-pm.pngImage Source: www.pithypants.com - (C) 20122012-08-29T00:24:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/08/20/its-only-once-a-year-so-they-can-forget-who-i-am/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-18-at-7-03-54-pm.pngImage source: (c) 2012 pithypantsMirror, mirror, on the wall... 2012-08-29T23:17:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/08/17/time-flies-when-youre/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-17-at-7-51-46-am.pngImage Source: Chris & Shawn's wedding 2012https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-17-at-7-50-37-am.pngImage Source: Magston IIICaught by the Kiss-Cam at a Wizards Game! 2012-08-20T20:40:33+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/08/15/heres-how-you-win-top-chef/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-15-at-6-49-46-pm.pngImage SourceL http://thisisindexed.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/card3036.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-14-at-8-41-37-pm1.pngScreen shot 2012-08-14 at 8.41.37 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-14-at-8-41-37-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.kraftrecipes.com/assets/recipe_images/Little-Pizzas-56684.jpgLooks like pizza? Tastes like ass.2012-08-17T13:07:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/08/12/i-took-the-bronze-in-sarcasm/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-12-at-9-26-20-am.pngImage Source: http://baconwrappedmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/funny-olympics-kim-yo-suk.jpg2012-08-14T09:21:34+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/08/05/said-no-one-ever/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-05-at-10-24-11-am.pngScreen shot 2012-08-05 at 10.24.11 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-05-at-10-31-40-am.pngScreen shot 2012-08-05 at 10.31.40 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-05-at-10-35-07-am.pngScreen shot 2012-08-05 at 10.35.07 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-05-at-10-36-39-am.pngScreen shot 2012-08-05 at 10.36.39 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-05-at-10-38-33-am.pngScreen shot 2012-08-05 at 10.38.33 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-05-at-10-41-55-am.pngScreen shot 2012-08-05 at 10.41.55 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-05-at-10-46-26-am.pngScreen shot 2012-08-05 at 10.46.26 AM2012-08-06T22:28:45+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/07/30/look-ma-no-wheels/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-30-at-7-52-37-am.pngImage Source: http://www.allpics4u.com/bizarreoddities/overloaded-bicycles.htmlhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-30-at-7-37-06-am.pngImage Source: http://rlv.zcache.com/ride_green_big_wheel_sticker-p217238103972252864b2o35_400.jpg2012-08-07T16:49:01+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/07/24/lets-not-rush-to-judgement/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-24-at-7-54-45-pm.pngRecreated from something I saw on ICanHasCheezburger.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-24-at-7-05-27-pm.pngImage Source: http://a9.vietbao.vn/images/vi902/2011/6/22023781-20110602102023_scooter-dog.jpgThis dog is cooler than you.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-24-at-7-00-55-pm.pngImage Source: http://funnycoolstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/toilet-sign-japan1.jpg2012-08-05T23:36:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/09/the-people-around-these-parts-sure-are-friendly/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02635.jpgDSC02635https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02633.jpgDSC02633https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02631.jpgDSC02631https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02622.jpgDSC02622https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02620.jpgDSC02620https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02618.jpgDSC02618https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02617.jpgDSC02617https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02614.jpgDSC02614https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02626.jpgBrighton Pier, UK 2011 2012-07-19T01:34:00+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/07/16/lakes-trump-oceans-or-another-reason-you-should-check-out-michigan/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_0853.jpg(c) 2003 - pithypantsThe only thing dangerous about this is the possibility that I might poop on beach-goers. 2012-07-22T10:48:32+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/07/15/top-ten-reasons-to-give-michigan-a-chance/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-15-at-9-01-25-pm.pngImage Source: http://i.ebayimg.com/t/michigan-funny-vintage-big-deal-humor-gag-mens-t-shirt-/22/!ByRPsJQBmk~$(KGrHqV,!i8Ew5osqKodBMQ-6!iT0Q~~_35.JPGhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-15-at-8-56-06-pm.pngImage Source: http://scooterchronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Michiganders.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/photo-17.jpgphoto (17)2012-07-22T10:41:10+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/07/14/for-once-im-not-the-one-in-the-hospital/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-14-at-8-27-37-pm.pngImage Source: http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/grandma_magazine_20091130_1487714810.jpgAt least it wasn't this...https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-14-at-8-25-15-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.staceyreid.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Twilight-Zone-Movie.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-14-at-8-21-52-pm.pngImage Source: www.raggedshirts.com2012-07-15T23:02:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/16/yes-another-fart-post-there-goes-that-resolution/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-16-at-9-38-58-pm.pngImage source: http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q19/baruba_juba/yoga-fart.gifhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-16-at-9-36-29-pm.pngImage Source: www.tshirtgroove.comLike it? Buy the shirt: www.tshirtgroove.com2012-07-04T14:12:50+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/07/03/four-random-observations/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-03-at-8-16-37-am.pngImage Source: www.someecards.com2012-07-05T21:28:24+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/07/01/you-say-dorito-i-say-derecho/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-01-at-6-41-48-pm1.pngImage Source: Unknown - online Google Searchhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-01-at-7-10-14-pm1.pngScreen shot 2012-07-01 at 7.10.14 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-01-at-7-14-25-pm.pngImage Source: http://b-townblog.com/wp-content/images/hotweather500.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-01-at-7-10-14-pm.pngImage Source: http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/2/27/129117755236626129.pnghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-01-at-6-41-48-pm.pngImage Source: Unsure2012-07-03T19:29:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/06/24/artomatic-a-photo-essay/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1326.jpgArtomatichttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1325.jpgArtomatic - Peepmobilehttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1323.jpgArtomatichttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1322.jpgArtomatic: Large Knit Glovehttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1321.jpgArtomatic - Golden Babyhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1320.jpgGodzilla with human arms? Artomatichttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1319.jpgArtomatic: Knittin' Kittenhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1318.jpgArtomatic: Clownshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1317.jpgArtomatic - Buy Car Kick tires.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1316.jpgArtomatic: The End Is NearThe End Is Near?2012-06-26T04:05:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/06/21/when-conference-calls-go-wrong/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-21-at-9-34-25-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.boobjigs.com/silver-boob-hook-p-19.htmlYes. Apparently there is a website called "Boobjigs" that sells fishhooks with breasts on them. And they say the internet is making us smarter?https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-21-at-9-32-20-pm.pngImage Source: http://seacrittergarb.com/ImagesSite/DolphinsLaughing2.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-21-at-9-28-01-pm.pngImage Source: www.someecards.com2012-06-26T23:49:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/06/18/how-my-sisters-brain-works/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-22-at-4-48-05-pm.pngImage Source: Douliciahttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-22-at-4-45-16-pm.pngImage Source: (c) Douliciahttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-22-at-4-45-28-pm.pngImage Source: (c) 2012 - Douliciahttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-22-at-4-45-37-pm.pngImage Source: (c) 2012 - Douliciahttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-22-at-4-45-45-pm.pngImage Source: (c) 2012 - Doulicia2012-06-26T23:51:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/06/16/your-help-is-not-needed-or-appreciated/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-10-at-7-27-48-am.pngImage Source: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/090610-Minneapolis-Traffic-Officer-1.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-10-at-7-22-03-am.pngImage Source: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m395nxN8at1ro5xweo1_500.jpg2012-06-19T02:02:07+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/06/07/that-awkward-moment-when/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-07-at-5-55-12-am.pngImage Source: (c) 2012 pithypantshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-07-at-5-50-22-am.pngImage Source: no idea - please help me attribute ithttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-06-at-10-08-56-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.nuacco.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/24186312_bee6c28005.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-06-at-10-06-01-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.missionmission.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pray-for-me-graffiti.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-06-at-10-03-25-pm.pngImage Source: (c) 2012 PITHYPANTS2012-06-10T15:24:39+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/05/30/the-legend-of-baggy-pants/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-30-at-7-14-04-pm.pngImage Source: Someecards.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-30-at-6-58-39-pm.pngImage Source: http://42ndblackwatch1881.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/vintage.jpgKnickers and Cardigans. What's not to love? https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fore.jpgImage Source: (c) 2012 Doulicia2012-06-05T12:05:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/05/27/i-seriously-need-a-balcony/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-27-at-5-53-38-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.funnysigns.net/files/balcony-not-on-ground-level-400x288.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-27-at-5-51-10-pm.pngImage Source: http://tennis.topbuzz.com/tennis-pics/d/31005-1/Caroline+Wozniacki+between+the+legs+funny+tennis+shot.JPGhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-27-at-5-49-43-pm.pngImage Source: http://cl.jroo.me/z3/V/I/r/d/a.aaa-cat-tennis.jpg2012-06-02T11:30:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/05/23/rub-rub-barf-this-ones-all-over-the-place/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-21-at-8-37-11-pm.pngImage Source: (c) Pithypants 2012https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-21-at-8-25-48-pm.pngImage Source: ABC television, Barbara Walters2012-05-27T12:11:20+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/05/21/the-way-my-brain-works/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-21-at-7-52-25-pm.pngImage Source: http://thisisindexed.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/card663_l.JPGImage Source: www.thisisindexed.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-21-at-7-39-57-pm.pngImage Source: http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Optimist_b2e275_161262.jpg2012-05-29T06:45:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/05/15/proof-that-men-are-born-that-way/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-15-at-8-57-18-pm.pngImage Source: I Gleeson from www.cracked.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-15-at-8-55-39-pm.pngImage Source: www.icanhascheezburger.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-15-at-8-54-38-pm.pngImage Source: www.dailyhaha.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-15-at-8-50-37-pm.pngImage Source: www.icanhascheezburger.com 2012-05-18T00:38:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/05/12/thank-you-for-over-sharing/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-12-at-11-30-44-am.pngImage Source: http://frothygirlz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/red_shorts.jpg+ These Shortshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-12-at-11-28-07-am.pngImage Source: http://ashortwave.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/hippie-flute.jpg+ A Flutehttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-12-at-11-25-52-am.pngImage Source: http://www.arbitrage.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ron_burgundy-301x320.jpgThis mustache.2012-05-16T02:36:36+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/05/08/good-thing-im-not-modest-or-dead/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-08-at-7-03-03-am.pngImage Source: Disney/Pixar - The Incredibleshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-08-at-6-55-53-am.pngImage Source: The Middlest Sister - http://themiddlestsister.com/ (Source: http://themiddlestsister.com/)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-08-at-6-55-16-am.pngScreen shot 2012-05-08 at 6.55.16 AM2012-05-16T03:37:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/05/03/does-it-even-matter-if-its-true/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-03-at-9-13-50-pm.pngImage Source: http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2008/11/8/128706410857840440.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-03-at-9-11-05-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.2ecards.com/ecards/data/media/21/kom7.gif2012-05-16T13:08:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/04/27/pesky-i-prefer-clever/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-27-at-7-42-35-am.pngImage Source: http://slacktory.com/2011/07/united-states-netflix-local-favorites/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-27-at-7-29-57-am.pngImage Source: SouthparkNetflix's "Recommended for Alan" pick. 2012-05-04T14:09:51+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/04/26/is-that-a-banana-in-your-pocket/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-26-at-7-42-31-am1.pngScreen shot 2012-04-26 at 7.42.31 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-26-at-7-42-31-am.pngImage from "Where the Sidewalk Ends" by Shel Silverstein2012-05-04T05:38:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/04/24/finally-i-escaped-the-flossing-lecture/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-24-at-7-10-12-am.pngImage Source: 49th-parallel.blogspot.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-24-at-7-07-04-am.pngImage Source: www.cheezburger.com 2012-04-25T05:55:52+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/04/18/the-end-of-an-era/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo.pngImage Source: PithyPants 2012https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-18-at-7-21-09-am.pngImage Source: NASA HQ photoAn official photo from NASA HQ.2012-04-23T20:59:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/04/12/stream-of-consciousness-giddyup/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-12-at-7-26-20-am.pngImage Source: http://www.funatico.com/media/pics/tiny-animals/tiny%20little%20horse.jpgGuess which one I would like to ride?2012-05-28T00:08:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/04/10/armed-dangerous/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-10-at-9-42-26-pm.pngImage source: http://www.thestoryof5.com/2010_06_01_archive.htmlKind of like this. But smoother.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-10-at-9-31-32-pm1.pngScreen shot 2012-04-10 at 9.31.32 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-10-at-9-31-32-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.gamesdash.com/limg/1/624/star-wars-safeway.jpgStar Wars Safeway?2012-04-17T08:05:14+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/04/06/i-can-admit-this-because-its-friday/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-06-at-7-52-09-am.pngImage source: AHAPhotos.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-06-at-7-52-38-am.pngImage Source: http://www.picturesdepot.com/funny/18599/rabbit+with+sunglasses.htmlBecause it's Easter weekend2012-04-14T19:05:39+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/04/03/bottoms-up-literally/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-03-at-8-23-01-am1.pngImage Source: http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/images/drliveblog.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-03-at-8-23-01-am.pngImage Source: http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/images/drliveblog.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-03-at-8-14-50-am.pngImage Source: pithypants.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-122.jpgphoto (12)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-121.jpgphoto (12)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-12.jpgphoto (12)2012-04-10T15:42:44+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/04/01/what-your-lotto-purchase-says-about-you/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-01-at-7-25-32-pm.pngImage Source: www.someecards.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-01-at-7-26-38-pm.pngImage Source: www.someecards.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-01-at-7-26-18-pm.pngImage Source: www.someecards.com2012-04-02T13:35:40+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/03/31/nice-to-meet-you-wheres-your-bathroom/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-31-at-7-10-30-am.pngImage Source: Unsure - onlineApparently, I roll like a celebrity. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-31-at-7-12-31-am.pngImage Source: http://funnyaussiesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/starbucks-bathroom-400x265.jpg2012-04-03T23:31:20+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/03/30/thats-ok-you-guys-can-do-the-parenting/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/baby001.jpgbaby001https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-30-at-7-15-24-am.pngImage Source: http://www.superlaugh.com/fun/toiletbaby.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-30-at-5-48-24-am.pngImage Source: Looney Toons 2012-04-02T03:15:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/03/26/exactly-how-old-am-i-twenty/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-26-at-7-33-22-pm.pngImage Source: SouthPark (c) Trey Parkerhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-26-at-7-35-28-pm.pngImage Source: http://ratetees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/official_tebowing_for_greatness_tshirt-.jpg2012-04-04T20:50:07+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/03/23/but-i-just-wanted-to-borrow-a-book/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-23-at-10-30-43-am.pngImage Source: http://www.waveshoppe.com/images/Hawaiian_shirts/hawaiian-parrot-shirts.jpgRita: Hates people, Loves Buffet? https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-23-at-10-22-18-am.pngImage Source: http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/media/Features/2011/Nov/spider-man-cant-4.jpgLike this, but not Spiderman, and not in a glass. So actually, not really like this. 2012-03-27T00:08:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/03/18/i-hope-you-have-a-hangover/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-17-at-10-55-20-pm.pngImage Source: t-shirtrater.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-17-at-10-54-20-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-03-17 at 10.54.20 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-17-at-10-46-45-pm1.pngScreen shot 2012-03-17 at 10.46.45 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-17-at-10-46-45-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-03-17 at 10.46.45 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-17-at-10-27-40-pm.pngGUST logo2012-03-27T00:08:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/03/17/i-suppose-its-still-a-form-of-addiction/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-17-at-8-40-56-am.pngImage Source: (c) Dilbert - Scott Adamshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-17-at-8-39-04-am.pngImage Source: Jim Henson & The Muppets2012-03-27T00:09:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/03/12/photo-report-my-boring-commute/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_1177.pngIMG_1177Those Masons. They make kick ass jars and doors. And conspiracies for Dan Brown novels. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_1173.jpgIMG_1173As featured in Ali G's movie: This is the Embassy of Kazakhstan. I just want to ring the doorbell and say, "I like..."https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_1171.jpgIMG_1171Wouldn't be morning in DC without someone's car getting impounded. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_1170.jpgIMG_1170Church of Scientology, the Poor Version. I find their "All Are Welcome" banner to be a nice touch. Kinda like the Hotel California?https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_1169.jpgIMG_1169And in this corner, directly across the street from the Scientologists, we have The Carnegie Institute: a pillar of learning and science.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_1168.jpgIMG_1168Traffic. A Church. The Moon. Also: ironically, this is where I vote. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_1166.jpgIMG_1166The path to work is lined with churches. Could be convenient, if I ever decide to repent. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_1165.jpgIMG_1165Mailed a birthday card to my nephew on my way to the office. I am charmed by the graffiti, which says "SHOT." https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_11641.jpgIMG_1164Those Masons were SO busy, they made ANOTHER temple on the same street, just six blocks from the first one. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_1162_2.jpgIMG_1162_2And when the sun comes out, we enjoy... the cherry blossoms. Thank you, Japan, for making this city so gorgeous. 2012-03-24T23:41:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/03/11/random-unrelated-observations-from-my-week/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-11-at-8-30-41-pm.pngImage Source: http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c70/TerranceDC/carpaltunnelsign1.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-11-at-8-25-42-pm.pngImage Source: http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/Visit: http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com2012-03-12T16:24:59+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/03/05/paved-with-good-intentions/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-05-at-9-24-12-pm.pngImage Source: http://x0c.xanga.com/dcff6757c2d33272173945/m217060165.jpgThis has nothing to do with this post. Other than that it's about a peanut and it's hilarious. That's where the relevance ends. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-05-at-9-22-16-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.29-95.com/files/venues/fryday-fiveguys2_0.jpg2012-04-24T16:40:51+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/02/29/day-late-dollar-short/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-29-at-7-12-42-am.pngImage Source: Wikipedia.comHind sight is 20/20. As are belated comebacks.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-29-at-7-06-17-am.pngImage Source: http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&biw=1274&bih=635&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=Vfmkgn7ycSH_qM:&imgrefurl=http://www.myspace.com/stonesilentproductions/photos/9499072&docid=OLPFw82w3pnvWM&imgurl=http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/71/b2014252c161178298cd91315f47f8ed/l.jpg&w=600&h=449&ei=rRROT8OrHITj0QGf_YnaAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=732&vpy=152&dur=501&hovh=194&hovw=260&tx=147&ty=118&sig=114864801917012553436&page=1&tbnh=139&tbnw=185&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0It would've looked kind of like this. Except I wasn't wearing a pervy trenchcoat. 2012-02-29T17:58:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/02/28/the-planets-are-in-alignment-literally/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-28-at-7-59-53-am.pngImage Source: www.chrisescars.comNot sure how I recognized it. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-28-at-7-57-34-am.pngImage Source: tcritic.com + ClothMoth clothinghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-28-at-7-53-47-am.pngImage Source: ReutersI did not take this photo. Some awesome photographer from Reuters did. I'm borrowing it to illustrate my story. Is that technically copyright infringement? I sure hope not. 2012-02-29T15:39:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/02/26/squeaking-in-my-oscar-picks-just-under-the-wire/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-26-at-7-17-18-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-02-26 at 7.17.18 PM2012-03-01T12:04:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/02/22/how-i-took-my-mind-of-dying/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_1133.jpgIMG_1133https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_1131.jpgIMG_1131https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_1130.jpgIMG_1130https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_1128.jpgIMG_11282018-04-12T19:49:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/02/19/superstitions-social-media-pilots-as-magic-8-balls/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-19-at-8-21-50-pm.pngImage Source: http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/d6b430c9-1516-4709-b990-b096959dc93e.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-19-at-7-33-31-pm.pngImage Source: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Vk2ir6UMOjY/TMGi1hhSQFI/AAAAAAAAFwE/UFu8v0oVaXs/s400/Amazing+Airplanes+-+tiny.jpgIt only seemed *this* small.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-19-at-7-31-48-pm.pngImage Source: http://images.halloweencostumes.com/magic-8-ball-costume.jpgApparently, you don't have to be a pilot with intestinal problems to be a Magic 8 Ball. 2012-02-22T17:42:20+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/02/16/thats-not-gonna-earn-you-a-tip-kid/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-16-at-10-36-13-pm.pngimage Source: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnxh07bqBC1qz6f9yo1_r2_400.jpg2012-02-22T04:56:56+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/02/14/sending-you-a-little-love-from-beantown/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-14-at-7-41-13-am.pngImage Source: http://newscoma.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/heart.jpg2012-02-15T20:02:07+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/02/09/deep-thoughts-visualized-dc-traffic/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-09-at-1-47-07-pm.png(C) Pithypants.com2012-02-13T17:29:22+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/02/07/something-you-probably-didnt-know-about-the-superbowl/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-07-at-7-01-28-pm.pngImage Source: http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-dog-pictures-shopping-cart.jpg?w=500&h=412If this had been in my cart, I would not have asked questions.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-07-at-6-55-40-pm.pngImage source: ZazzleBy which I mean: An AWESOME day! 2012-02-14T02:28:42+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/02/05/the-only-thing-keeping-you-from-winning-a-darwin-award-is-your-vet/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-05-at-5-37-07-am.pngImage Source: http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2750/4214359581_51120e6db0_z.jpg?zz=1https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-04-at-7-12-01-am.pngImage Source & Poem: (c) Shel Silverstein 2012-02-13T12:02:09+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/02/04/5-ways-in-which-my-yoga-instructor-resembles-tobias-funke/2012-02-09T12:54:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/31/warning-not-very-pithy-served-with-a-dose-of-politics-sorry/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-31-at-8-51-43-pm.pngImage Source: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2345/2249113673_5f58f31b15.jpgThis is NOT the S.O.M.E van. But wouldn't it be awesome if it were? "Oh hells yeah! I'm gonna get me some wildlife from this van!" https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-31-at-8-35-09-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.calgarytransit.com/html/bus_hailing_kit.htmlDude. Only in Canada. They have KITS for this.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-31-at-8-30-50-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a387_toast.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-30-at-12-20-18-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-01-30 at 12.20.18 PM2012-02-04T15:33:42+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/30/making-friends-in-confined-spaces/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-30-at-8-24-23-pm.pngImage Source: www.someecards.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-30-at-8-19-56-pm.pngImage Source: http://pixdaus.com/pics/1254990481YLPxKRu.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-29-at-9-29-49-pm.pngImage Source: Purell2012-02-01T01:22:07+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/29/am-i-the-only-person-who-hates-the-word-meme/2012-01-30T21:37:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/29/keep-it-classy-captain-schettino/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-29-at-11-51-12-am.pngImage Source: http://funnydoom.com/wp-content/gallery/1womendrivers/womendrivers-0027.jpgI actually was in the car with a client once when this exact move happened. I'd like to note: the driver was a man in that instance.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-27-at-5-33-37-am.pngImage Source: http://www.poundtaxi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Bad-Date.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-22-at-1-28-46-pm.pngImage Source: New York Post2012-01-30T21:38:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/26/top-10-reasons-rail-travel-rocks/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-26-at-7-29-28-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.tallshirts.com/standtallblog/wp-content/uploads/files/saveyourkneeswithseatguru.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-26-at-8-39-57-am2.pngScreen shot 2012-01-26 at 8.39.57 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-26-at-8-39-57-am1.pngScreen shot 2012-01-26 at 8.39.57 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-26-at-7-08-01-pm.pngImage Source Unknownhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-26-at-8-39-57-am.pngImage Source: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2294/2326961980_8f95ff62f0.jpg2012-01-28T11:24:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/22/i-think-were-starting-to-sound-like-old-ladies/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-22-at-9-43-31-am.pngCrazy Remotehttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-22-at-9-39-47-am.pngImage Source: epicgrafix.comDid you know? The French version of Hal was named Carl. 2012-01-23T02:00:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/21/surprisingly-im-not-a-natural-blonde/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-21-at-6-47-29-pm.pngImage source: Sparitual Nail Polish in Airhead beautezine.com Perhaps I need a pedicure?https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-21-at-6-43-48-pm.pngImage Source: http://rlv.zcache.com/leave_it_on_the_mat_tshirt-p235410138695503833qqsy_400.jpg (zazzle)2012-01-23T16:45:51+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/15/really-loose-lips-did-this/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-15-at-4-43-34-pm.pngImage Source: http://liners.gmxhome.de/Sea_Diamond/Sea_Dia_Thira5.jpg2007 - off the coast of Greecehttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-15-at-4-34-20-pm.pngImage Source: http://thethreepoles.com/blog/2007/11/23/ship-sinking-off-antarctica/Tourist Vessel off the coast of Antarctica - 2007https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-15-at-4-31-05-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&biw=1280&bih=679&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsu&tbnid=ZLmM-VhxIMuR-M:&imgrefurl=http://jonbowermaster.com/blog/2009/04/breaking-news-antarctica-tourist-ships-sinking-blamed-on-inexperienced-captain/&docid=mU-1HYIfAciuhM&imgurl=http://jonbowermaster.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/abc_c_fiona_stewart_2.jpg&w=3872&h=2592&ei=XEUTT7D3Jerc0QHJvN3KAw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=372&vpy=384&dur=5868&hovh=184&hovw=275&tx=145&ty=144&sig=114864801917012553436&page=1&tbnh=137&tbnw=189&start=0&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0Antarctica tourist vessel, 2007https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-15-at-9-49-51-am.pngImage Source: http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/content/2012/1-14-12-italian-cruise-ship-sinking/11462146-1-eng-US/1-14-12-Italian-cruise-ship-sinking_full_600.jpg"Yes, I'd like a room on the upward side of the ship, please?"2012-01-17T01:33:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/14/read-the-label-or-not/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/photo-1.jpgImage Source: Pithypants Original - Mountain Dew Jellyhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-14-at-7-22-38-pm.pngImage Source: HyperVocal - www.hypervocal.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-14-at-7-17-59-pm.pngMountain Dew Target Market Pie ChartMe: just a tool for diversity.2012-02-09T12:55:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/07/list-10-things-that-make-weekends-even-better/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-07-at-3-32-27-pm.pngImage Source: http://obrag.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ipod-sweatshop-large.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-07-at-10-04-34-am.pngImage Source: http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/78/8o/o9/weekend.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cat.gifcat2012-01-15T02:37:42+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/03/nothing-says-romantic-getaway-like/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-03-at-7-36-29-pm.pngSorry, this still doesn't humanize you at all. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-03-at-7-44-35-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.pitch.com/binary/9519/buried_body.jpg2012-01-06T03:05:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2012/01/02/i-think-someone-needs-a-new-year-cleanse/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-02-at-8-56-36-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.fullchordpress.com/(c) FullChordPress - by Tim Garrett (www.fullchordpress.com)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-02-at-8-51-44-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.nonduality.com/12742.jpg2012-01-15T02:36:52+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/12/30/i-have-just-the-gift-for-you/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-30-at-1-21-50-pm.pngImage Source: Dr. Scholl's What? It's just a foot spa. 2012-01-04T01:06:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/12/29/the-history-of-the-word/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-29-at-8-02-16-pm.pngImage Source: The Terminator - from the soundtrack"I talk funny? YOU talk funny."https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/scan.jpegImage Source: PithyPants 20112012-01-04T01:03:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/booklist/archives-books-read-in-2011/2011-12-28T20:01:35+00:00weekly0.6https://pithypants.com/2011/12/24/crust-be-with-you-and-also-with-you/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-24-at-1-42-39-pm.pngImage Source: http://gizmodo.com/self_checkout/2011-12-30T01:26:00+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/12/24/when-life-resembles-a-cartoon/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-24-at-10-53-44-am.pngImage Source: Warner Bros. - website: http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/r/road_runner_and_coyote-5219.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-24-at-6-42-19-am.pngImage Source: http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/thumbnail.php?file=cat_122/1782.jpg&size=article_mediumNext time, I'll be prepared.2011-12-30T01:25:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/12/21/wart-thats-such-an-ugly-word/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-21-at-10-00-50-pm.pngImage Source: www.typolondon.comActually, lava would be preferable. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-21-at-9-58-42-pm.pngImage Source: http://brucefong.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/warthog.jpgWart = Bad. Warthog = Better. Proof that bacon makes everything better.2012-01-02T18:06:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/12/17/im-now-multi-lingual-when-it-comes-to-christmas/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-16-at-9-31-58-pm.pngImage Source: Glee - www.freeimagesarchive.comLOSER.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-16-at-9-29-35-pm.pngImage Source: Christmas Chipmunks Album ArtEven worse than a language I don't speak: squeaks.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-16-at-9-27-31-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.sundriesshack.com/2007/12/21/self-deprecating-humor-now-considered-too-offensive-for-public-consumption-in-britain/2011-12-22T13:44:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/12/14/who-has-the-christmas-spirit-hint-might-not-be-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-14-at-8-33-27-am.pngChristmas Condomshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-14-at-8-24-04-am.pngImage Source: Bridget Jones' Diary - the movieI will be buying you some of these. You're welcome.2011-12-20T18:58:52+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/12/12/or-as-i-call-it-stink-eye/2011-12-30T06:29:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/12/11/psyche-test-for-the-21st-century-what-your-wishlist-says-about-you/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-11-at-8-12-44-pm.pngImage Source: (c) PithyPants 2011https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-11-at-5-58-39-pm.pngImage Source: www.amazon.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-11-at-6-00-56-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=33742011-12-14T16:39:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/12/07/just-another-hot-saturday-night-out-on-the-town/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-07-at-8-46-06-am.pngImage Source: http://www.broadbaycotton.com/images/MIST-41.jpgHis & Hers: Saturday Night Fashionhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-07-at-8-42-17-am.pngImage Source: Saturday Night Live, NBCPretty sure these dudes were there.2011-12-13T22:56:34+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/12/06/she-has-photoshop-skillz-to-pay-the-billz/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-06-at-9-48-28-am.png(c) Alicia"Congratulations, SuperStar!" https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-03-at-8-29-01-am.pngScreen shot 2011-12-03 at 8.29.01 AMIt's hard to even sneak a bite with this second mouth to feed!https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-30-at-7-13-35-am.png(C) Alicia - Paris MetroThis woman was actually looking at me this way WITHOUT a screaming baby on my back. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-30-at-7-13-22-am1.pngBaby BumpBaby Bump, brought to you by Photoshop. And Alicia. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-30-at-7-13-22-am.pngScreen shot 2011-11-30 at 7.13.22 AM2011-12-13T23:20:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/12/03/make-your-list-check-it-twice-then-check-it-again/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-03-at-8-19-15-am.pngImage Source: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.stylelist.com/blog/media/2008/11/cat-butts2.jpgI guess I'll just have to keep these.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-03-at-8-04-38-am.pngImage Source: foxbusiness2011-12-14T03:36:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/05/holiday-shopping-internet-style/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-05-at-9-38-52-am.pngMullanium Birdhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-04-at-8-59-22-pm1.pngScreen shot 2010-12-04 at 8.59.22 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-04-at-8-58-19-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-12-04 at 8.58.19 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-04-at-8-58-53-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-12-04 at 8.58.53 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-04-at-8-59-22-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-12-04 at 8.59.22 PM2011-12-03T13:02:21+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/11/30/cheaper-than-therapy/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-30-at-7-45-13-am.pngImage Source: realitytvmagazine.sheknows.comNope. You weren't there. Whew.2011-12-07T12:01:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/11/27/a-tip-for-the-yogis/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-27-at-12-01-45-pm1.pngImage Source: Looney Tunes Now do you understand why it's called Porky Piggin?https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-27-at-12-05-00-pm.pngImage Source: http://maylingale.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/cat-and-yoga.jpg?w=476&h=654Little Kitteh says "Namewste." https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-27-at-12-01-45-pm.pngImage Source: Looney TunesNow do you understand why it's called Porky Piggin? 2011-12-01T22:27:39+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/11/24/not-pithy-just-thankful/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-24-at-8-16-41-am.pngImage Source: http://blog.rounds.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/happythanksgiving6vd.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-24-at-8-14-52-am.pngImage Source: http://www.myspaceanimations.com/images/funny-thanksgiving-eat-beef-joke.gifhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-24-at-8-13-25-am.pngImage Source: Peanuts characters are © Charles M. Schulz2011-11-28T13:52:40+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/11/22/i-did-that-did-i-do-that/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_0995.jpgCat Meeting at Williamsburg WineryMew. Mew. Mew. Make room for Popeye.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_0993.jpgLunch at Williamsburg Winery - charcuterie platter2011-11-28T17:41:50+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/about/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/242572-r3-26a_1.jpgAlison2011-11-20T11:51:09+00:00weekly0.6https://pithypants.com/2011/11/19/i-didnt-know-it-was-possible-for-a-plane-to-be-occupied-by-so-many-children/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-19-at-10-39-52-pm.pngImage Source: http://singaporecabbies.blogspot.com/2010/06/taxi-accident.htmlBased on this photo, I'm guessing my cabbie was from the Philippines.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-19-at-10-34-11-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.marcusashley.com/paintings/Airplane.jpgImagine the adult pulling this move. Obnoxious, right?https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-19-at-10-32-39-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.marcusashley.com/paintings/Airplane.jpg2011-12-02T01:22:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/11/16/stream-of-consciousness-dude-wheres-my-bag/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-16-at-4-20-20-pm.pngImage source: http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/LostLuggage1.jpgThis would've been me, if my bag hadn't appeared.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-15-at-8-19-33-am.pngImage source: www.missfidget.comAh yes, Le Carousel. With bags on it.2011-11-20T18:07:33+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/11/14/photo-postcard-los-angeles/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/photo-101.jpg(c) Pithypants 2011"Oh sure, Earl. See where your thirst has landed you?" https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/photo-51.jpg(c) Pithypants 2011 - Earthquake buttonFancy vending machine! Only dispenses hats and earthquakes!https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/photo-10.jpgLa Brea Tar Pitshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/photo-9.jpgIt's electric! (Not really. But it has some fangs.)This is what I will picture the next time someone feels "bitey."https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/photo-8.jpgYou may touch the animals with one finger?Who create THIS rule? One finger, sure. But two? We're going to have to ask you to leave.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/photo-7.jpgMethane? Really? (c) Pithypants 2011My kind of place...https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/photo-6.jpgMagston the III has a shark accident.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/photo-5.jpgEarthQuake button: (c) Pithypants 20112011-11-17T12:25:24+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/11/11/from-the-archives-swimming-stream-of-consciousness/2011-11-14T18:45:25+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/11/11/dont-get-it-right-just-get-it-written/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nanowrimo.pngnanowrimo2011-11-14T18:32:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/11/10/clearly-ive-seen-too-many-movies/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-10-at-12-30-16-pm.pngImage Source: Psycho, the movie2011-11-11T09:03:59+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/11/09/shuck-em-if-you-got-em/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-09-at-10-39-44-pm.pngImage Source: Inn At Urbanna Creekhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-09-at-10-42-55-pm.pngImage Source: http://ballardfarmersmarket.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/meredithclarktaylorjonrowleyoyster.jpg?w=450&h=4472011-11-10T23:55:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/11/07/i-suppose-seatbelts-are-a-moot-point/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-06-at-1-46-03-pm.pngImage Source: The Simpsonshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-06-at-9-36-26-am.pngImage Source: The Titanic 2011-11-09T21:58:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/11/02/i-only-parlez-francais-when-it-comes-to-champignons/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-02-at-9-52-10-pm.pngImage source? Unknown! (I tried!)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-02-at-9-38-26-pm.pngImage Source: Courtesy of ashliej.tumblr.comNot me! It's this awesome photographer: ashliej.tumblr.com2011-11-09T22:00:32+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/10/31/what-an-almost-perfect-day-looks-like/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-31-at-9-10-48-pm1.pngScreen shot 2011-10-31 at 9.10.48 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-31-at-9-32-15-pm.pngImage Source: Barcroft MediaThis is going to be me in 40 years. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-31-at-9-10-48-pm.pngImage source: http://eyesoftheunderground.wordpress.com/2010/02/19/foundation-queen-and-the-rejected-married-man/2011-11-06T13:17:51+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/10/30/another-year-older/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-30-at-10-58-48-pm.pngImage Source: www.icanhascheezburger.com2011-11-03T02:31:48+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/10/28/whole-new-meaning-to-the-expression-feeling-stabby/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-28-at-8-02-55-am.pngImage Source: http://www.catchmebc.com2011-10-29T17:06:28+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/10/27/touch-my-monkey/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-27-at-6-39-38-am.pngScreen shot 2011-10-27 at 6.39.38 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-27-at-6-29-27-am.pngImage Source: Originally uploaded from http://artroots.com/art/art18_index.html. Titled "Autorretrato con Collar de Espinas y Colibrí" ("Self-Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Humming-bird")2011-10-28T22:39:15+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/10/24/revenge-is-best-served-in-clogs/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-24-at-10-24-32-pm.pngImage Source: http://intheircloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/steve-madden-ceceila-wooden-clogs-black-chanel-knockoffs.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-24-at-10-21-11-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.myhealthnewsdaily.com/positive-airway-pressure-therapy-cpap-may-help-sleep-apnea-0971/2011-10-29T23:46:24+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/10/19/let-me-check-my-ticket-i-didnt-realize-you-were-the-headliner/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-19-at-7-44-59-am.pngImage Source: http://samuels-reads.blogspot.com/2011-10-27T18:48:10+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/10/17/i-like-to-think-of-road-rage-as-a-personality-test/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-17-at-10-51-46-am.pngImage Source: http://www.preferredtow.com/images/22210104.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-17-at-10-49-37-am.pngImage Source: http://www.wildaboutbritain.co.uk/archive/showphoto.php/photo/867602011-10-26T19:49:22+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/10/11/im-just-here-for-the-books/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-11-at-6-36-37-am.pngImage Source: http://www.gonedigging.co.uk/jigsaw-gifts/personalised-image-jigsaws/animals-jigsaws/dog-reading-in-library-jigsaw/This dog belongs in a library.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-11-at-6-34-24-am.pngImage Source: http://schools-wikipedia.org/images/830/83090.jpgHappy Columbus Day, old man.2011-10-12T15:37:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/10/05/a-somewhat-rambling-ode-to-steve-jobs/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-05-at-9-11-07-pm.pngImage Source: www.apple.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-05-at-9-10-10-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.bobhays.com/images/iie.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-05-at-9-08-54-pm.pngImage Source: http://cwbn.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.htmlhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-05-at-8-20-02-pm.pngimage source: http://headgap.com/~macstar/images/macIIsi-1.jpg2011-10-07T23:49:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/10/03/clearly-you-love-your-job-not/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-03-at-8-25-31-pm.pngImage Source: http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chuck_e_band.jpgFine line between a concierge and an animatronic chicken.2011-10-27T14:57:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/10/02/my-unsolicited-sales-advice-finds-two-audiences/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-02-at-9-02-14-am1.pngImage source: http://www.jaimesoriano.net/training/mlm-training-%E2%80%93-can-you-build-an-mlm-business-without-being-good-at-sales/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-01-at-10-13-54-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-10-01 at 10.13.54 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-01-at-10-14-20-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-10-01 at 10.14.20 PM2011-10-07T23:52:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/09/30/in-which-we-propose-bringing-back-maternity-pants/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-30-at-10-16-34-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-09-30 at 10.16.34 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-30-at-10-16-59-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-09-30 at 10.16.59 PMOpposite of sexy.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-30-at-9-45-33-pm.pngImage Source: http://stopthedrugwar.org/speakeasy/2008/jul/12/link_between_sagging_pants_laws2011-10-06T02:02:51+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/09/20/when-applause-means-more-than-you-didnt-kill-us/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-20-at-9-30-00-am.pngImage source: www.shechive.comHer nails did NOT look like this. But these are definitely disturbing. Especially to a candy lover.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-20-at-9-26-24-am.pngImage Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12057042/ns/travel-business_travel/t/airline-coffee-bitter-cup-indeed/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-19-at-7-14-41-pm.pngImage Source: http://travelblog.viator.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/airtour.jpgIt was kind of like this. But in a bigger plane.2011-12-30T13:18:00+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/09/27/review-in-this-case-i-wouldnt-call-the-owner-the-king/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-27-at-7-55-25-am.pngImage Source: http://www.bubbygram.com/performers/elvis3houston.jpg2011-09-27T19:39:20+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/09/26/how-quickly-we-forget/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-26-at-7-25-19-am.pngImage Source: http://www.picturesandjokes.com/tag/white-out-on-computer-screen/2011-10-03T12:48:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/09/18/i-would-consider-owning-a-television-mate/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dsc031662.jpgDSC03166Even their channels have cool names: 7 Mate.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dsc031661.jpgDSC03166Even their channels sound cool: 7 Mate.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dsc03166.jpgDSC03166Even the channels have cute names: 7 Mate.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dsc03168.jpgDSC03168Even the weather is entertaining because of the town names.2011-09-23T23:54:19+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/09/16/my-heart-grew-three-sizes-that-day/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-16-at-6-21-16-am.pngImage source: http://online.wsj.com/media/taxiclowns_DV_20091217105108.jpgHe looked kind of like this.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-16-at-6-19-20-am.pngImage Source: http://online.wsj.com/media/taxiclowns_DV_20091217105108.jpg2011-09-22T17:20:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/09/13/no-chocolate-rain-successful-first-half-marathon/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-12-at-11-12-28-pm.pngImage Source: http://media.egotvonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/balls.jpgIf I ever run a race, I better not finish next to a set of foam balls. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-12-at-11-11-49-pm.pngImage Source: www.demotivated.com2011-09-14T00:42:39+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/09/12/i-love-bacon-but-peta-might-recruit-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-12-at-10-43-21-pm.pngImage Source: http://1stchoiceontv.com/img/hook-line-and-stinker-fishing-game-funny-bathroom-fishing-game-as-seen-on-tv_3943_500.jpgApparently this is a game. You can buy on TV.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-12-at-10-40-05-pm.pngImage source: http://www.funny-potato.com/images/fishing/fish-love.jpgWhen they're this big: Swim with the fishes turns into CPR performed by fishes.2011-09-27T12:23:37+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/09/09/ive-got-your-swiss-cake-rolls-right-here/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-09-at-7-25-02-am.pngRosie the RiveterWholly awesome.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-09-at-7-21-14-am.pngLittle DebbySo wholesome.2011-09-17T16:27:45+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/09/08/jim-vance-is-my-public-speaking-secret-weapon/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-08-at-10-45-33-pm.pngMaybe this is why mustaches are gross.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-08-at-10-36-33-pm.pngImage Source: www.thecollaredsheep.com2011-09-09T15:59:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/09/07/lesson-sometimes-multitasking-makes-you-look-crazy/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-07-at-1-41-24-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.funcracker.com/FunBull/Funny-Pictures/Funny-Pictures/Truly-Multitasking-481.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-07-at-7-58-33-am.pngImage Source: blog.travelpod.comCrazy Swimmer.2011-10-27T15:26:01+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/09/06/whats-not-to-like-about-a-road-trip-other-than-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-05-at-11-27-56-pm.pngImage Source: http://livingprimitively.com/wp-content/cooking2.JPGGet it? This IS a rock cooking. And I bet you CAN smell it. I mean, it's fish. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-05-at-11-03-11-pm.pngImage Source: http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-graphs-road-trip.gif2011-09-07T17:49:19+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/30/guess-its-time-to-dye-my-roots/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-30-at-6-36-36-am.pngImage Source: Can't find the original source - please let me know if it's yours!2011-10-27T15:52:14+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/29/dc-natural-disaster-edition-irene-vs-iris/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-28-at-10-48-23-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/pinkflamingo-1234.jpgClearly there's an earthquake coming.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_0240.jpgImage Source: Pithy Pants 2010 Blizzard2011-08-31T10:46:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/26/cliff-hanger-resolution-gout-by-any-other-name/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dsc03135.jpgImage Source: PithyPants Original 2011https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-25-at-8-52-09-pm.pngImage Source: National Geographic2011-08-29T23:52:42+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/23/a-few-photos-because-im-pressed-for-time/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dsc03280.jpgImage Source: PithyPants Original 2011https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dsc03283.jpgImage Source: PithyPants Original 2011Feeding the 'roos at Featherdale.2011-08-25T11:14:33+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/23/once-i-no-longer-wanted-to-vomit%e2%80%a6/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dsc03044.jpgDSC03044https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dsc03052.jpgImage Source: PithyPants original 2011https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dsc03032.jpgImage Source: PithyPants original 20112011-08-24T02:03:39+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/22/it%e2%80%99s-called-manly-because-sissies-won%e2%80%99t-take-the-ferry/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dsc03022.jpgImage Source: PithyPants 20112011-08-23T16:48:37+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/21/flying-fox-my-ass-you-know-thats-a-bat/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dsc02978.jpgImage Source: PithyPants 2011 - Sydney Royal Botanical Gardnenshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dsc02878.jpgImage Source: PithyPants original2011-08-25T11:15:23+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/20/my-bucket-list-requires-a-helmet/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-21-at-5-51-03-am.pngImage Source: http://irinakot.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/DUMB+ASS-AMERICANS2-500x359.jpg2011-08-21T16:21:23+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/17/if-only-americans-talked-like-this/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-17-at-8-19-32-pm1.pngImage Source: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TvL3wud-lzE/Ti1q7-elGXI/AAAAAAAAAqg/oWNt2U5vRk8/s1600/ipad_baby-580x422.jpgPre-Lick.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-17-at-8-19-32-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-08-17 at 8.19.32 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-17-at-8-16-33-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.tattoodesigns.net/articles/tattoo-meanings/shark-tattoo-designs/Shark/Shock. This could go either way.2011-08-19T10:08:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/16/this-one%e2%80%99s-all-over-the-place-because-i-wrote-it-during-turbulence/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-17-at-4-44-35-am.pngImage Source: Nola Johnson https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-15-at-7-48-00-am.pngImage Source: orble.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-15-at-7-46-22-am.pngImage Source: www.squakfox.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-15-at-7-43-58-am.pngImage Source: nonjudgementalmusic.blogspot.com (presumably lifted from NBC.com)2011-08-17T03:49:33+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/15/somehow-almost-entering-a-16k-and-the-economy-are-related/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/dsc02847.jpgImage Source: Pithy Original at the City2Surf Racehttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-15-at-6-17-59-pm.pngImage Source: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Qmyjb5l_OGM/TeYtM9hi1gI/AAAAAAAADVc/akrU9qEqbtY/s1600/City2Surf.jpg2011-08-16T17:35:33+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/13/good-on-ya-mate/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-12-at-3-01-19-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.sacredwaste.com/c/funny_aussie_map_card-p137662741707805023td2f_400.jpgI think they need to stamp "spiders" all over this map. 2011-08-15T22:38:01+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/11/you-know-this-has-happened-to-you/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-11-at-8-32-30-am.pngImage Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/mikkorauhala/223848686/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-11-at-8-26-09-am.pngImage Source: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2140/2150225122_8307f248db.jpgBecause during the day, an alligator avoids eating children.2011-08-15T19:22:29+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/10/it-was-like-being-the-designated-driver-for-a-bunch-of-nerds/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-09-at-10-11-54-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.current.org/news/news0909planetmoney.jpgThe hosts of Planet Money: Alan Davidson & Alex Blumberghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-09-at-10-04-11-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/4421_2211_i-want-champagne.jpg2011-08-12T15:06:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/05/if-third-graders-worked-in-offices-this-wouldnt-be-funny/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-05-at-6-04-45-am.pngImage Source: http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-page-main/ehow/images/a07/n4/7t/tips-passiveaggressive-boss-800x800.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-04-at-9-30-28-pm.pngImage Source: http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cats-hate-you-and-everyone-else.jpg2011-08-07T07:13:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/04/using-this-logic-my-kitchen-is-now-full-of-trophies/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-03-at-8-47-53-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.orgThis is not me. I don't wear clean clothes when I'm sick. Besides, blur your eyes and pretend it's Oprah. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-03-at-8-38-13-pm.pngImage Source: Diet Dew Facebook Fan PageAwards for being awesome. Courtesy of Facebook and the Easter Bunny. 2011-08-05T00:56:45+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/03/when-ignorance-really-is-bliss/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-01-at-8-09-25-pm.pngImage Source: www.overdrive.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-01-at-7-52-55-pm.pngHuntsman Spider2011-08-05T02:20:47+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/02/when-the-fear-isnt-crippling-its-freeing/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-02-at-8-18-08-am1.pngImage Source: www.motivatedphotos.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-02-at-8-18-08-am.pngImage Source: www.motivatedphotos.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-02-at-8-19-22-am.pngCopyright: Rock London / Joel Coughlin - would've asked permission but I don't know how to reach them!2012-02-07T15:54:56+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/08/01/i-didnt-realize-webmd-was-a-humor-site/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-31-at-8-06-05-pm.pngImage Source: http://jatim.org/funny-event/photo-collection-of-strange-and-weird-facial-expression/attachment/most-unusual-and-weird-face/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-31-at-8-01-07-pm1.pngImage source: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kXlikTXY-p0/TOkE01-HdDI/AAAAAAAAABQ/1hLHLQ7-SGI/s1600/Hairstyle+For+Round+Face+%25286%2529.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-31-at-8-01-07-pm.pngImage Source: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kXlikTXY-p0/TOkE01-HdDI/AAAAAAAAABQ/1hLHLQ7-SGI/s1600/Hairstyle+For+Round+Face+%25286%2529.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-31-at-7-56-42-pm.pngImage source: WebMD.com2012-02-14T02:38:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/29/i-know-my-strengths-this-is-not-one/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-28-at-10-25-21-pm.pngImage Source: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0cmZUcJwPSk/TfQm38aH5uI/AAAAAAAAAr8/ua8Dcm_yS3Q/s1600/white-trash-repairs-bike-lock-saran-wrap.jpgExactly. If you're the neighborhood Christo behind this, please call me. I have a commission for you.2011-08-04T17:27:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/28/the-only-place-i-can-be-a-mouth-breather-and-a-mom/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-28-at-6-26-34-am.pngImage source: http://www.zazzle.com/drop_the_kids_off_tshirt-235163601080689586https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-26-at-5-44-36-pm.pngImage source: www.uncrate.comMaybe I *will* floss...2011-08-02T23:42:42+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/27/the-best-laid-plans/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img_0895.jpgwatermelonKind of looks like a crime scene, no?2011-08-02T23:43:41+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/26/in-which-we-turn-the-bus-into-our-personal-taxi/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-24-at-9-14-01-pm1.pngImage Source: www.zazzle.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-24-at-9-16-13-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.zazzle.com/warning_bus_driver_in_bad_mood_kids_t_shirt-235101962077416534https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-24-at-9-14-01-pm.pngImage Source: www.zazzle.com2011-07-28T02:33:41+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/23/list-2-things-that-are-more-terrifying-than-expected/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-23-at-10-57-20-am.pngImage Source: http://coyneclients.com/blog_pet/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Harp-Playing-Cat1.jpgI would like to know why this even exists.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-23-at-10-40-34-am1.pngScreen shot 2011-07-23 at 10.40.34 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-20-at-9-51-38-pm1.pngScreen shot 2011-07-20 at 9.51.38 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-23-at-10-40-34-am.pngImage Source: http://lovemyyoga.com/squat-pose.htmlNow picture this same pose in hot pink bikini bottoms. Vomit.2011-08-05T20:36:21+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/22/theres-a-moral-to-this-story-be-a-crab-not-an-ass/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-22-at-8-55-45-am.pngBoo: Asshole No Morehttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-22-at-7-32-36-am1.pngYo Crabba Crabba"What? Why are you looking at my LEFT claw?" https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-22-at-7-49-25-am1.pngWindmill Arms Swim Strokehttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-22-at-7-49-25-am.pngWindmill Arms Swim Lessonhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-22-at-7-32-36-am.pngYo crabba crabba!"Stop looking at my left claw. There's nothing to see here, folks!"https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-10-at-7-18-26-pm.pngImage Source: southparkstudios.com ©2011-07-23T01:15:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/21/but-percy-was-so-cute-until-he-started-haunting-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/img00603-20110721-0325.jpgIMG00603-20110721-0325Not any more. Click to zoom.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-20-at-9-51-38-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-07-20 at 9.51.38 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-20-at-9-50-38-pm.pngImage Source: gobblemonkey.comAwww. You are cute, Percy!2011-07-25T18:44:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/19/review-friends-with-benefits/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-19-at-11-01-21-pm.pngImage Source: Sony Pictures - http://www.fwb-movie.com/2011-07-21T15:01:50+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/19/i-think-the-word-for-you-maam-is-cornhole/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-18-at-9-28-58-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-07-18 at 9.28.58 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-17-at-9-53-55-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/24/white-people-gang-signs_n_813139.html#s228821&title=The_Whole_Ganghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-17-at-9-49-33-pm.pngImage source: http://icanhascheezburgerafterdark.com/2011/07/12/funny-pictures-phallic-corn/Actually, ma'am, you might want to rethink how you're handling the corn.2011-07-22T15:20:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/18/i-wonder-if-ill-ever-be-this-friendly/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-17-at-8-56-21-pm.pngImage Source: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/pictures/2010/3/11/1268330390867/Man-touching-womans-shoul-001.jpg"Excuse me. Can I bother you while we wait?"https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-17-at-11-36-40-am.pngImage Source: http://amominredhighheels.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/crows_feet.jpg2011-07-22T19:29:59+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/15/tgif-light-on-the-writing-heavy-on-the-12-yr-old-humor/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-15-at-7-29-28-am.pngMexican restaurant photo2011-07-20T17:39:53+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/14/a-hearse-like-an-ice-cream-truck-but-with-only-one-popsicle/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-13-at-9-49-49-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-07-13 at 9.49.49 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-13-at-9-53-09-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-07-13 at 9.53.09 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-13-at-9-54-46-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-07-13 at 9.54.46 PM2011-07-15T09:44:19+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/13/stream-of-consciousness-hello-dalai/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-12-at-10-02-38-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.fotolog.com/agu2art/74255250Strange bedfellows? Not if you can read the dialogue.2011-07-18T13:24:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/12/mother-nature-some-kind-of-magic/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-11-at-9-21-52-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.dwsgproducts.com/C'mon. Jumping from warlock's ball sack to Schwetty balls -- not a stretch!2012-08-28T23:55:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/11/this-is-how-you-end-up-walking-on-your-hands/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-11-at-7-21-11-am.pngImage source: Copyright Charles M. Schultz© Charles M. Schultz2011-07-14T02:17:17+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/10/forgiveness-day-helps-me-take-loving-kindness-to-a-whole-new-level/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-10-at-2-00-47-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.janubaba.com/uploads/friend16/2004-03-19_125738_animal_revenge2.jpgForgiveness can actually be just as rewarding as revenge... 2011-07-10T22:38:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/08/we-may-have-bonded-for-the-wrong-reasons/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-08-at-9-02-36-am.pngImage Source: http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Dog_Peeing.htmCould've been worse! (Image Source: HaHaStop)2011-07-10T18:38:20+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/15/and-this-is-how-i-got-a-criminal-record/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dsc02354.jpgThe Litl CartSpeedy Gonzales doesn't stand a chance of rolling this on the curve...https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dsc023611.jpgDSC02361https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dsc02361.jpgThe Aquent cartThe peppy Aquent cart2011-07-07T23:42:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/06/and-thats-how-i-got-an-eye-patch/2011-07-07T23:39:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/07/well-so-much-for-maintaining-an-aura-of-mystery/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-06-at-11-57-34-pm.pngThis is my blog, bitchez!2011-07-09T16:33:31+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/31/apparently-the-blond-doesnt-come-entirely-from-a-box/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2011-07-07-at-8-10-16-am.pngScreen shot 2011-07-07 at 8.10.16 AMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-31-at-4-15-45-pm.pngFacebook post2011-07-07T12:11:16+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/07/05/this-bodes-well-for-my-stage-debut-on-snl-if-theres-a-prat-fall-in-the-script/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-05-at-10-07-04-pm.pngImage Source: www.icanhascheezburger.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-05-at-10-01-23-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-07-05 at 10.01.23 PMWhy is this frightening? A) Because it might represent your next interview with me; and B) Because it looks real but is actually CGI. Which is just disturbing.2011-08-10T07:14:17+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/06/28/mailbag-because-i-couldnt-resist-sorry-alan/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-28-at-9-40-57-pm.pngImage Source: http://thisisindexed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/card2601.jpgSpam? Definitely Item "C" on this graphic, courtesy of ThisIsIndexed.com2011-07-07T03:24:34+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/06/27/i-like-to-think-my-gene-pool-has-a-fairly-significant-deep-end/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-27-at-6-50-12-pm.pngImage source: ICANHASCHEEZBURGER: http://www.funny-cats.us/page/16/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-27-at-6-34-10-pm.pngAvailable for purchase at http://www.zazzle.com/i_apologize_tshirt-2359405509151263962011-06-27T23:19:06+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/06/21/not-all-food-on-wheels-moves-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo-8.jpgSol Mexican Food Truck - DChttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo-7.jpgSol Mexican Grill - taco Fresh tacos...https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-07-at-10-14-40-pm1.pngScreen shot 2011-06-07 at 10.14.40 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-16-at-8-17-54-pm1.pngScreen shot 2011-06-16 at 8.17.54 PM2011-06-22T13:50:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/06/20/a-different-kind-of-panic/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-20-at-8-51-59-pm.pngImage Source: http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/kitt_dashboard.jpghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-20-at-8-15-47-pm.pngMapMyWalk screen captureI actually logged this as a workout. That's how I know the mileage, bitchez.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-20-at-8-41-38-pm.pngImage credit: http://www.instructables.com/id/Dude,-where-s-my-car%3F/I need this. Seriously.2011-06-22T01:21:39+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/06/20/the-figurative-hair-toss/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-19-at-7-48-55-pm.pngImage Source: http://pixdaus.com/single.php?id=187510&from=emailMy hair is about the same texture. And I own a brush.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-19-at-12-31-49-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-06-19 at 12.31.49 PMThere's a reason my hair is always back.2011-06-24T20:04:58+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/06/22/this-almost-feels-blasphemous/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo-6.jpgCapMac pesto mac: image credit: pithypants2011-06-27T22:18:58+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/06/19/it-would-be-funny-if-it-werent-true-ok-its-still-funny/2011-06-19T20:26:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/06/16/its-already-paid-for-itself-and-we-havent-even-planted-it/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-16-at-8-48-29-pm.pngImage Credit: www.pithypants.com originalhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-16-at-8-17-54-pm.pngChia Pet registration formPaperwork like this is why I've never adopted a baby. 2011-06-17T01:00:50+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/06/12/im-pretty-sure-this-is-not-what-he-signed-up-for/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-12-at-5-09-23-pm.pngImage Credit: Getty Images2011-06-13T12:32:56+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/06/07/more-tips-how-to-not-get-kicked-to-the-curb-before-you-even-interview/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-07-at-10-14-40-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/image/ability-to-smell-fear-cartoon-smpng?size=_original2011-06-15T14:20:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/06/02/further-adventures-in-workday-tailgating-or-food-trucks/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-02-at-10-54-00-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-06-02 at 10.54.00 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-02-at-10-50-02-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-06-02 at 10.50.02 PM2011-06-05T00:03:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/31/any-modern-family-fans-in-the-house/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-28-at-9-34-56-pm1.pngMy own Modern Family look-alikesProbably not a great celebrity look-alike if it means you have to cover your face with a towel.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-28-at-9-34-56-pm.pngReal Life Moden FamilyPretty bad when your "celebrity look-alike" can only be achieved when a) you cover your face with a towel, and b) fart. 2011-06-01T11:26:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/27/you-think-you-know-food-trucks/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-27-at-9-17-45-pm.pngDangerously Delicious Pies2011-06-08T12:39:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/23/it-wouldve-looked-better-with-a-flash/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-11.jpgDinnerOh. I also made the bowl, bitchez.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-1.jpgphoto (1)2011-05-25T00:56:09+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/23/sometimes-i-forget-i-live-in-a-building-with-other-people/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-23-at-7-03-29-pm.pngImage Source: http://careernetwork.msu.edu/news/beware-the-profile-pictureI *LOVE* that this image came from my alma mater's career services website as a tip of what "not to do" when job seeking. Now you understand where I'm getting this. Sparty On!2011-05-23T23:06:21+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/21/rapture-what-a-let-down/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-21-at-2-09-58-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.fiddy.com/category/silly/2011-05-22T03:40:21+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/19/a-little-story-about-irony/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-19-at-7-46-53-am.pnghttp://www.jackpotjerrys.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jackpot.gif2011-05-19T16:44:47+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/17/id-offer-you-my-seat-but-youre-an-ass/2011-06-01T14:38:28+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/14/i-didnt-know-amuse-bouche-meant-loud-mouth/2011-05-21T00:31:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/13/walk-this-way-or-not/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02659.jpgThis photo (St. Paul & The Millenium Bridge, as seen from the Tate) has nothing to do with this post, other than that it's set in London and I took it.2011-05-14T12:10:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/12/my-name-is-alison-and-i-am-an-addict/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02692.jpgLeadenhall Markethttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02700.jpgSt. StephensJesus Hot Tub Time Machine. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02662.jpgThree Kings - LondonKing Kong, Elvis and Henry VII - I like the way they think!2011-05-13T17:55:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/10/ill-take-function-over-beauty-any-day-in-a-bathroom/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02716.jpgLondon bathtubhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dsc02672.jpgToilet in London apartment2011-05-14T08:53:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/06/i-call-it-a-brittany-s-pierce-moment/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-07-at-10-39-50-pm.pngWalking on the moonOh sure, walking is easy for YOU.2011-05-07T21:42:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/05/03/my-friends-are-as-raunchy-as-i-am/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-30-at-8-26-56-pm.pngScreen Capture2011-05-04T00:38:33+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/29/who-knew-i-would-actually-give-a-shit-about-the-royal-wedding/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-29-at-5-12-15-pm.pngImage source: Matt Dunham APImage source: Matt Dunham AP2011-05-03T18:45:25+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/30/i-guess-i-might-need-some-tips-on-hosting/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-30-at-11-11-13-am.pngBuy it here: http://www.wearitoutloud.org/store/item_view.asp?estore_itemid=1000004Image Source: www.wearitoutloud.org2011-05-03T23:11:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/27/im-developing-an-interview-ready-rorschach/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-27-at-9-27-51-pm.pngImage Source: no clue - help me identify it?2011-04-29T21:04:14+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/26/careful-im-pretty-sure-you-meant-figuratively/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-26-at-9-52-10-am.pngImage Source: http://www.motifake.com/literally-mouse-literally-funny-demotivational-posters-127454.htmlIronically, I think that's a gerbil, not a mouse.2011-04-26T16:41:50+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/24/a-little-taste-of-spain-in-the-district/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-24-at-11-16-43-am.pngImage Credit: ©2010 Estadio - http://estadio-dc.com/gallery/Image Credit: ©2010 Estadio - http://estadio-dc.com/gallery/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-24-at-11-16-08-am.pngEstadioImage Credit: ©2010 Estadio - http://estadio-dc.com/gallery/2011-05-04T19:52:42+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/22/shit-that-is-really-not-helpful/2011-04-26T16:45:44+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/20/clearly-this-was-a-mans-idea/2011-04-22T14:35:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/18/dont-tug-too-hard-or-youll-destroy-it/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-17-at-8-50-20-am.pngImage Source: http://0.tqn.com/d/pottery/1/0/7/2/-/-/pullhan2.jpg2011-04-18T01:04:34+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/17/i-wish-everyone-kept-it-this-real-and-blunt/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-17-at-8-40-39-am1.pngImage Source: http://demotivated.mediarift.com/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-17-at-8-40-39-am.pngImage Source: http://demotivated.mediarift.com/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-17-at-8-39-32-am.pngImage Source: 2011-04-18T16:23:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/16/marriott-is-it-a-coincidence-that-your-name-includes-riot/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-16-at-6-12-40-pm.pngImage Source: Not sure2011-04-16T22:14:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/13/my-nephew-is-a-tough-critic/2011-04-15T19:49:51+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/07/in-other-news-mom-hates-museums/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-06-at-8-20-47-pm.pngImage Source: http://zylab.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/library-of-congress2.jpgImage Source: http://zylab.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/library-of-congress2.jpg2011-04-07T12:49:01+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/08/this-doesnt-seem-well-planned/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-07-at-8-17-36-am.pngImage Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/archangeli/2234741149/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-07-at-8-09-17-am.pngScreen shot 2011-04-07 at 8.09.17 AM2011-04-07T12:44:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/06/i-want-to-keep-flying-those-friendly-skies/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-06-at-8-53-52-am.pngScreen shot 2011-04-06 at 8.53.52 AM2011-04-11T14:45:48+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/04/03/i-think-my-yoga-instructor-was-brittany-pierce/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-03-at-8-58-28-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.fitsugar.com/Strike-Yoga-Pose-Warrior-3-1654520Image Sourcehttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-03-at-8-41-35-pm.pngGLEE"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary." 2011-04-04T18:22:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/31/i-think-im-ready-to-start-a-new-blog/2011-04-01T01:05:42+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/28/when-i-say-cow-vagina-i-mean-it-as-a-compliment/2011-04-03T02:01:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/28/c-h-i-p-s-or-just-a-chip-on-your-shoulder/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-27-at-8-34-19-am.pnghttp://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/police-funny-1.jpgI think this is called "poor planning." 2011-03-29T11:52:24+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/24/one-situation-two-takes/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-24-at-7-04-23-pm.pngImage Source: http://family.webshots.com/photo/1121216653033511124djHwQXWith this thought process, this is what my nephews' braces might look like. 2011-03-24T23:09:38+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/21/further-proof-i-am-an-idiot/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-21-at-9-50-27-pm.pngImage Source: http://hatchesmagazine.com/blogs/Flyosophy/files/2010/11/how-to-be-an-idiot.jpg2011-03-24T15:33:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/22/shuns-what-ninjas-use-when-theyre-not-performing-stunts/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-20-at-9-49-28-pm.pngShun Permier Knife2011-03-26T13:52:33+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/21/911-tales-from-dispatch/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-18-at-8-09-10-pm.pngImage source: http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/daily_additions/2008/jan/14.htmIf the callers decorated cakes, they might look like this.2011-03-24T13:41:31+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/16/i-think-theres-probably-a-lesson-in-here-somewhere/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-16-at-9-41-48-pm.pngImage Source: www.TMZ.comThis has nothing to do with the rest of this post. But it's so disturbing I had to share. (Image source: www.tmz.com)2011-03-22T04:03:47+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/16/doing-our-best-to-keep-give-hr-job-security/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-15-at-12-42-43-pm.pngImage Source: pithypantshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/photo-21.jpgImage Source: pithypantshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/photo-2.jpgImage Source: pithypants2011-03-16T21:43:53+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/13/youre-funnier-when-i-can-hear-you-twss/2011-03-14T17:19:20+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/11/you-can-tell-were-related/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-10-at-9-30-07-pm3.pngImagesource: www.freewarepocketpc.comIf necessity is the mother of invention, then I don't want to know why this app was created.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-10-at-9-30-07-pm2.pngScreen shot 2011-03-10 at 9.30.07 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-10-at-9-30-07-pm1.pngImage SourceL http://www.freewarepocketpc.net/ppc-download-fart-machine.htmlReally? Someone invented this? Let me guess, they thought this gem up so they could point to their laptop and say, "It wasn't me. It was my laptop." Kind of brilliant. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-10-at-9-30-07-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.freewarepocketpc.net/ppc-download-fart-machine.htmlReally? Someone invented this? Let me guess, they thought this gem up so they could point to their laptop and say, "It wasn't me. It was my laptop." Kind of brilliant. 2011-03-16T19:47:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/09/top-ten-interviewing-tips-for-idiots/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-08-at-10-33-00-pm.pngImage Source: http://event.zapoppin.com/content/uploads/1/2010/08/tips-for-graphic-design.jpg2011-05-15T22:08:19+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/08/i-think-i-might-explode/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-07-at-9-01-27-pm.pngImage Source: My dinner, by pithypants2012-04-23T16:38:28+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/07/thank-you-sir-may-i-have-another/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-06-at-8-37-55-pm.pngImage source: http://www.stroga.com/index.cfm2011-03-08T02:20:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/06/clay-isnt-the-only-thing-were-throwing/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-05-at-8-30-21-pm.pngYes, I made this. Are you convinced of my talent yet? 2011-03-06T13:44:28+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/05/i-didnt-know-walking-a-dog-could-be-ironic/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-05-at-7-28-04-pm.pngShadow the Wonder Dog! https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-05-at-7-28-22-pm.pngNo pooping!2011-03-06T01:02:06+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/02/i-would-like-some-credit-for-showing-restraint/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-02-at-10-36-34-pm.pngFacebook Screen Capture2011-03-03T03:38:48+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/03/02/somehow-this-goes-from-bargains-to-bacon-with-a-little-french-thrown-in-for-kicks/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-02-at-9-15-26-pm.pngImage Source: www.Arganica.com2011-03-06T01:23:25+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/28/a-rose-by-any-other-name-wouldnt-smell-like-franco/2011-03-01T15:23:42+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/27/in-honor-of-the-oscars-i-shall-profess-my-ignorance-of-pop-culture/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-27-at-7-31-19-pm.pngOscar statue2011-03-01T03:53:14+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/28/kind-of-a-stream-of-consciousness-but-actually-my-tweets/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-27-at-10-30-47-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-02-27 at 10.30.47 PM2011-03-01T03:20:44+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/27/wait-wait-im-going-to-tell-you/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-27-at-12-20-02-pm.pngNPR shophttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-27-at-12-00-35-pm.pngWait Wait! 20112011-03-01T04:30:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/24/i-suppose-this-justifies-kids-owning-cell-phones/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-24-at-4-22-06-pm.pngImage Source: http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny%20door%20lock%20sign/Psi_Ness/door-chain-haha.jpg?o=2011-03-01T15:12:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/23/his-name-was-ringo-woof/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-21-at-10-05-20-pm.pngImage Source: no clue2011-02-27T17:24:21+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/21/why-i-will-never-be-a-comedian/2011-02-24T13:33:32+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/18/ive-got-your-tps-report-right-here/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-18-at-6-46-39-pm.pngImage Source: www.trinitybrewing.com2011-02-19T03:17:39+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/09/in-which-i-offer-business-advice-free-of-charge/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-09-at-10-14-16-pm.pngImage Source: www.examiner.com2011-02-17T12:35:09+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/17/for-valentines-day-i-gave-alan-the-gift-of-crazy/2011-02-18T00:14:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/14/part-one-in-which-for-a-moment-i-think-someone-has-taken-out-a-hit-on-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-14-at-12-35-09-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.political-politics.com/2011-07-12T18:10:58+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/07/you-may-call-him-the-gipper-but-at-least-77-people-call-him-lifeguard/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-07-at-10-08-35-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.frankuyttenhove.com/Image by Frank Uyttenhove. Visit his work at www.frankuyttenhove.com.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-07-at-10-06-04-pm.pngImage Source: http://pajamasmedia.com/ejectejecteject/2009/06/19/a-voice-from-the-past/2011-02-11T04:05:47+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/07/i-am-so-um-jazzed/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-07-at-7-43-03-pm.pngGoogle Ad2011-02-08T01:45:50+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/06/it-really-should-come-with-gloves/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-06-at-9-20-26-am.pngImage Source: www.cheezburger.com2011-02-15T02:19:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/05/news-flash-apparently-when-im-sick-im-cranky/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-05-at-8-10-14-am.pngImage Source: www.zazzle.com2011-02-08T17:20:56+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/04/computer-says-no/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-04-at-3-31-52-pm.pngLibrarian Image - no clue where it came from2011-02-08T17:26:09+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/03/i-just-learned-a-new-word/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-02-at-6-09-11-pm.pngImage Source: www.zazzle.com2011-02-05T11:08:21+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/02/02/try-not-to-get-jealous-of-these-awesome-product-ideas/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-02-at-8-14-57-am.pngImage Source: http://www.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images/cameltoe.html2011-02-03T23:49:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/31/for-the-record-i-was-not-an-alarmist/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-31-at-7-30-40-pm1.pngThe Alarmist MovieCourteney Cox: this should've been your first clue that you were marrying down.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-31-at-7-30-40-pm.pngThe Alarmist movieThis should've been Courteney Cox's first clue she was marrying down.2011-02-04T18:21:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/27/not-so-funny-but-a-truism-a-watched-pot-may-not-boil-but-my-blood-does/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-27-at-9-45-53-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2725/4200111216_4e4936e1e1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/miss_thundercat/with/4184643329/&usg=__L9ml-sAixDfJ1Wv7n_lXh2ov_mo=&h=500&w=429&sz=185&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=MhS5BNqk9aelEM:&tbnh=161&tbnw=137&ei=0i1CTYKaGYGC8gaK9v3EAQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsnowy%2Bthundercat%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1276%26bih%3D636%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=358&vpy=304&dur=1335&hovh=242&hovw=208&tx=112&ty=193&oei=0i1CTYKaGYGC8gaK9v3EAQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=17&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:0This is what comes up when you google "Snowy Thundercat." In case you were curious2011-02-02T19:44:29+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/30/kind-of-like-dueling-banjos-but-a-bit-noisier/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/photo.jpgImage Source: Pithypants photo 1/29/20112011-01-31T22:09:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/29/open-mouth-write-christmas-card-insert-foot/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-29-at-10-16-07-am.pngImage Source: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://s5.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/B023BE30.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thisnext.com/tag/dysfunctional-family-christmas-list/&usg=__ZOBVZPXEhJ5ywXv3DYBe1labgWI=&h=332&w=332&sz=10&hl=en&start=21&zoom=1&tbnid=g3uXKv4ZQXCqOM:&tbnh=152&tbnw=152&ei=Hi9ETdu5GcSugQeIwLGiAg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dholiday%2Bcard%2Bfor%2Bdysfunctional%2Bfamily%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1267%26bih%3D680%26tbs%3Disch:10,913&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=656&vpy=111&dur=32&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=119&ty=145&oei=DS9ETdCfH8L78AbG25HFAQ&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:21&biw=1267&bih=680Look - there's a book about me! 2011-01-31T23:25:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/25/warning-men-might-want-to-skip-this-one/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-24-at-8-57-42-pm.pngImage Source: http://image18.webshots.com/19/5/41/0/200954100aGvUpB_ph.jpgDon't google "bloody footprints." Gross.2014-11-12T15:39:20+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/24/the-devil-you-know-is-better-than-the-devil-you-dont/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-24-at-1-06-45-pm.pngalmost this bad2011-01-24T21:15:15+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/23/making-friends-in-the-windy-city/2011-01-23T22:09:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/22/gaining-the-upper-hand-in-negotiations/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-22-at-2-45-37-pm.pngImage Source: http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4242/laptopsignrp0.jpg2011-01-22T23:18:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/17/half-my-workout-was-just-getting-to-the-water/2011-01-23T04:47:48+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/16/where-do-white-people-cheddar-cheese-waxing-and-a-noise-machine-meet-milwaukee-airport/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-16-at-3-20-59-pm.pngWisconsin CheeseheadWhere was THIS guy? Probably already in Florida.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-16-at-3-13-06-pm.pngUsinger's breakfast sandwichI wish I'd had the foresight to stick the sausages into the bagel holes for this photo https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-16-at-2-25-32-pm.pngWhite Noise Machine2011-01-22T23:32:15+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/13/where-the-strangers-are-friendly-and-pogo-sticks-are-helpful/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-13-at-9-43-00-pm1.png???https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-13-at-9-43-00-pm.png???2011-01-14T02:52:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/12/timing-is-everything/2011-01-13T02:26:38+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/11/tip-until-youve-mastered-the-language-try-a-thesaurus/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-11-at-8-21-29-pm.pngImage Source: http://noethics.net/News/images/stories/potty-mouth.jpg2011-01-12T01:27:25+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/08/review-when-fiction-jumps-the-shark/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-08-at-12-23-09-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/0061537969/ref=dp_otherviews_0?ie=UTF8&s=books&img=02011-01-08T17:25:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/05/you-have-to-be-smarter-than-the-lies-you-tell/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-05-at-7-54-09-pm.pngImage Source: www.icanhascheezburger.com2011-01-16T00:23:08+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/03/just-when-you-think-you-know-someone/2011-01-05T17:42:28+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2011/01/02/so-classy-we-wore-our-matching-hoodies/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-02-at-10-06-07-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.hillbillyhq.com/2011-01-03T03:08:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/booklist/archives-books-read-in-2010/2011-01-03T02:41:31+00:00weekly0.6https://pithypants.com/2011/01/02/new-year-new-bed-a-big-girl-bed/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-31-at-5-50-46-pm.pngDefinition of "Salesman"He looked kind of like this guy...2011-01-04T14:28:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/30/theres-only-one-situation-in-which-a-cold-shower-is-appropriate/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-30-at-8-56-33-am.pngImage Source: no clue - found online on someone else's blog2010-12-30T14:00:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/27/im-pretty-sure-the-real-gift-hes-trying-to-give-me-is-religion/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-27-at-7-27-43-pm.pngCasillero del Diablo MalbecNot safe for communion.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-27-at-7-18-36-pm.pngCap2010-12-29T19:47:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/29/give-me-a-chance-to-wash-it-before-you-call-me-pigpen/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-28-at-9-44-24-pm.pngBarbie StoleOh Quimby, it looks like you have a tapeworm.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-28-at-9-30-22-pm.pngMadison Throw Blanket from Bed Bath & BeyondNote: one side is fleece, the other is like a little lamb.2010-12-29T02:58:16+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/28/where-did-i-end-christmas-day-in-cabot-cove-with-jessica-fletcher/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-28-at-2-20-13-pm.pngAngela Lansbury2010-12-29T17:38:40+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/23/i-didnt-need-medicating-until-i-went-to-your-pharmacy/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-23-at-9-45-52-am.pngBig FlatsFifty cents per can? It's like they're paying us to drink it. (Wait: they kind of have to.)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-23-at-9-24-45-am1.pngWendy's signhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-23-at-9-24-45-am.pngWendy's sign2010-12-27T00:37:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/26/vocabulary-that-sizzles-fo-shizzle/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-26-at-7-29-52-pm.pngAwesome Aunts help their nephews learn new vocabulary. 2011-01-04T14:31:42+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/20/is-it-drunk-driving-if-theyre-driving-horses/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-20-at-10-22-11-am.pngImage Source: http://getmyphoto.net/tags/airline2010-12-23T15:00:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/22/sleeping-with-the-fishes-and-a-spelling-lesson-in-the-big-d/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-22-at-9-45-04-am.pngImage Source: http://jeffvrabel.com/2010/02/12/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-suicidal-fish/2010-12-22T14:49:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/15/for-hire-your-own-elf-on-a-shelf-consultant/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-15-at-9-37-45-pm.pngTo buy this (and other humorous holiday cards), CarolLee on Etsy at http://www.etsy.com/shop/CarolLeeDesigns?ref=pr_shop"And this, Bobby, is why you should never sleep naked." Creepy indeed.2010-12-16T05:04:58+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/13/tip-giving-mother-earth-the-christmas-gift-that-keeps-on-giving-no-wrap/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/photo.jpgMy Christmas Presents2010-12-14T02:58:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/13/my-dinner-is-less-interesting-than-your-panties-probably/2010-12-13T02:28:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/12/the-fire-log-from-hell-tried-to-kill-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-12-at-9-13-20-pm.pngImage Source: Eggs & Beer (http://www.flickr.com/photos/38449766@N03/)Perhaps I'm being melodramatic, but it felt like a forest fire in my living room. 2010-12-15T17:13:41+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/11/im-supposed-to-be-making-christmas-cookies/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-11-at-12-42-48-pm.pngImage Source: Martin Deutch's Photo Stream 2010-12-11T17:44:14+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/09/recipe-roasted-brussel-sprout-slaw/2010-12-10T03:52:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/08/rub-me-love-you-long-time/2010-12-09T15:53:17+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/07/ill-take-witchs-tit-for-500-alex/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-07-at-5-59-29-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.freefunnyvideo.org/thumb/1_54.jpg2010-12-09T15:51:25+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/12/04/the-best-thing-since-sliced-bread/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-04-at-9-13-48-am.pngImage Source: http://myburnttoast.blogspot.com/2010-12-04T14:25:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/29/random-thoughts-i-need-some-transcendental-medication/2010-11-29T01:53:40+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/28/i-guess-im-too-adhd-for-the-movies/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-28-at-3-02-58-pm.pngImage Source: http://inversekarma.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hp-6-funny-captions.jpg2010-12-01T01:07:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/23/i-have-the-christmas-spirit-but-my-car-just-has-spirits/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-23-at-9-34-46-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.posteritati.com2010-11-24T02:37:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/22/another-reason-i-love-the-internet/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-21-at-10-41-13-am.pngImage Source: Can't find the original! Please let me know if this is your photo...That kid about to fall of the back? His teacher will definitely regret assigning the old "What I Did on Summer Vacation" essay.2010-12-01T01:08:22+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/21/just-when-i-think-im-clever/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-21-at-10-38-01-am.pngImage Source: http://www.mydessertsolutions.com/index-4a.html2010-11-22T20:07:14+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/26/to-quote-a-wise-man-never-trust-a-fart/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-25-at-7-46-09-pm.pngWOW chips by RufflesThis is about the last existing photo of WOW chips. Lay's has done an amazing job scrubbing any reference to WOWs from the internet. That's SEO well played.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-25-at-7-43-25-pm.pngWikipedia WOW entryAfter an image search for WOW chips, this is what I found. Lay's has apparently spent money well on SEO.2010-11-19T14:52:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/18/what-goes-knock-knock-bang-bang-my-washer/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-18-at-6-58-26-pm.pngImage Source: www.wunderground.com2011-07-06T19:24:42+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/06/enlisting-facebook-my-passive-aggressive-war-on-noise/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-06-at-7-52-06-pm.pngPassive Aggressive Locationshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/photo.pngEstbalishing a Facebook Place2010-11-18T11:05:00+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/15/kale-gobstoppers-and-gangstas-lets-just-agree-it-takes-skill-to-weave-those-together/2010-11-18T10:59:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/18/otherwise-unrelated-the-smells-of-fall-the-smell-of-danger-and-cat-piss/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-18-at-5-56-51-am.pngImage Source: www.icanhascheezburger.com2010-11-18T10:58:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/15/what-the-groundhog-is-to-spring-i-am-to-winter/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-14-at-10-25-29-pm.pngImage Source: www.fox.com2010-11-15T03:26:56+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/14/an-ode-to-fall-im-ready-to-hibernate/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-14-at-12-43-20-pm.pngTrinacria's bread wreath - filled with cheese and meatI think Trinacria should call this "Awesome Wreath" - this is the bread filled with cheese and meat.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-14-at-12-16-39-pm.pngPoisonhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-14-at-11-59-23-am.pngImage Source: http://www.spiceandtea.com/page.html?chapter=1&id=312010-11-14T17:54:15+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/10/deep-thought-inspired-by-my-dinner/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-09-at-9-31-51-pm.pngImage Source: http://mycor.nancy.inra.fr/blogGenomes/2010-11-10T02:35:36+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/28/a-non-pithy-post-welcome-to-the-world-natalie/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-11-09-at-7-00-19-pm1.pngNatalie Ellenhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-11-09-at-7-00-19-pm.pngNatalie Ellenhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-28-at-9-38-22-pm1.pngAlison & ShannonLook at the hottie on the right. If you don't think of your mom as hot when you get older, there's only one explanation: it's your fault. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-28-at-9-38-22-pm.pngLook at that hot thing on the right. That's your mother. If you don't think of her as hot when you get older, there's only one explanation: you did it to her. 2010-11-10T00:02:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/09/i-didnt-expect-to-leave-part-of-myself-in-that-room/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-09-at-6-16-43-pm1.pngHello Kitty bandagehttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-09-at-6-16-43-pm.pngHello Kitty bandage2010-11-16T17:26:39+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/02/overheard-chevy-is-still-alive/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-09-at-9-41-20-am.pngRevised diagram, by Alicia F.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/avoid.jpgAVOID, by Alicia F.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-03-at-8-13-49-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-11-03 at 8.13.49 PM2010-11-09T14:44:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/08/when-technology-is-smarter-than-we-are/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-08-at-9-26-14-pm.pngDamn You Auto Correct!Sounds like we go to the same doctor.2010-11-09T02:33:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/11/05/lessons-its-not-clever-if-its-offensive/2010-11-07T00:21:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/31/the-muscles-from-brussels-broke-my-sink-make-that-mussels/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/photo-4.jpgCookinghttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/photo-3.jpgPrephttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/photo-5.jpgBirthday Meal 20102010-11-01T01:04:41+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/27/i-hate-to-break-it-to-him-but-im-already-taken/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-26-at-8-20-21-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-10-26 at 8.20.21 PM2010-10-27T22:29:40+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/26/i-do-believe-that-would-be-a-good-joke/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-26-at-6-53-01-pm2.pngImage Source: www.failblog.comYep. Kind of like this. But not quite.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-26-at-6-53-01-pm1.pngScreen shot 2010-10-26 at 6.53.01 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-26-at-6-53-01-pm.pngImage Source: www.failblog.comYep. It was kind of like this.2010-10-26T23:01:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/20/sure-youve-heard-of-a-dutch-oven/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-20-at-8-30-07-pm.pngImage Source: http://worldfamousrockerkid.com/images/Fart-Power.jpgWait. This *doesn't* scream "yoga" to you? 2011-07-12T19:55:16+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/19/christine-odonnell-bless-your-heart/2010-10-20T00:11:31+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/18/stream-of-consciousness-a-rose-by-any-other-name/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-18-at-9-06-11-pm1.pngImage Source: No clue because it was a French Flickr siteI had this exact patch sewn onto my overalls in fourth grade. Except it was in English. And it said: "I'm Proud to be A Farmer." And I modified it with a Sharpie so it said, "I'm Proud to be A. Farmer."https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-18-at-9-06-11-pm.pngImage Source: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/2878718406_66666d9c67.jpgI had this exact patch sewn onto my overalls in fourth grade. Except it was in English. And it said: "I'm Proud to be A Farmer." And I modified it with a Sharpie so it said, "I'm Proud to be A. Farmer"2010-10-19T05:31:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/17/when-strangers-tell-you-to-eat-it-at-least-give-it-a-whirl/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-17-at-8-28-04-am.pngImage Source: www.homemadepizzacompany.com2010-10-19T12:35:44+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/16/i-had-balls-a-case-of-too-little-too-late/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-16-at-10-14-07-am.pngImage Source: www.apartmenttherapy.com2010-10-16T14:23:54+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/14/i-commend-his-focus/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-13-at-8-07-35-pm.pngI like car rims. 2010-10-14T00:14:25+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/13/rant-the-shock-and-horror-when-a-hollywood-couple-separates/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-13-at-7-46-14-pm.pngImage Source: ReutersIt's almost like they posed so that they could cut the photo in half. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-13-at-7-32-31-pm.pngComment #3https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-13-at-7-33-02-pm1.pngComment #2https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-13-at-7-34-22-pm1.pngCommenthttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-1-09-56-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-10-11 at 1.09.56 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-13-at-7-32-49-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-10-13 at 7.32.49 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-13-at-7-33-02-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-10-13 at 7.33.02 PM2010-10-14T16:52:25+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/12/an-epiphany-on-the-potters-wheel/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-9-29-04-pm.pngImage Source: http://hubpages.com/hub/pottery-wheel2010-10-14T16:53:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/11/i-hope-the-closet-isnt-as-hot-as-my-office/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-4-31-31-pm.pngImage Source: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xPj130BNxJk/TDNS2BI0q2I/AAAAAAAACmw/Vm3XIVE9vUU/s1600/sweaty-man.jpg2010-10-11T22:27:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/10/maybe-i-should-rethink-my-opinion-of-new-jersey/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-10-at-7-21-36-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-10-10 at 7.21.36 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-10-at-7-22-02-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-10-10 at 7.22.02 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-10-at-7-22-18-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-10-10 at 7.22.18 PM2010-10-12T17:04:47+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/09/his-last-name-should-be-sedarious-so-it-rhymes-with-hilarious/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-05-at-1-38-44-pm.pngLisner Auditorium2010-10-21T00:24:21+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/07/facebook-i-actually-do-have-self-restraint/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-07-at-7-56-59-pm.pngImage Source: www.oddee.comNothing to with this post, other than that it's made of pork. And it might be my dream house.2010-10-07T23:58:14+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/06/when-multi-tasking-goes-wrong/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-06-at-6-52-03-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.movinandgroovin5k.org2010-10-06T22:59:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/02/a-visual-how-im-spending-my-day/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-02-at-7-05-43-am.pngImage Source: pithypants.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/scan-1.jpegScan 12010-10-02T11:09:52+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/10/01/this-is-how-an-appliance-gives-you-the-finger/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-01-at-8-04-10-pm1.pngWhat it REALLY looked likehttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-01-at-8-04-10-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-10-01 at 8.04.10 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-01-at-7-43-29-pm.pngIcemaker overfloweth2010-10-02T00:13:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/28/you-say-tomato-i-say-gestapo/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-28-at-11-52-45-am.pngImage Source: www.birdsontheblog.co.ukIf they'd used a second lime, it MIGHT look like a swastika. 2010-09-28T16:42:22+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/27/some-people-use-them-for-birdwatching-not-my-mom/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-27-at-3-00-55-pm.pngNot exactly a bird watcher2010-09-28T16:15:33+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/24/you-would-see-the-perfect-gift-would-be-from-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-24-at-9-21-17-pm.pngImage Source: www.cafepress.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-10-26-49-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-07-21 at 10.26.49 PM2010-09-25T01:28:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/21/stream-of-consciousness-swimming-at-a-dc-public-pool/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-21-at-1-55-21-pm.pngImage Source: http://wwwirritant.blogspot.com/2009/11/for-caturday-cat-olympics.html2010-09-21T18:00:34+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/18/i-hope-this-means-he-has-rhythm/2010-09-20T18:12:48+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/15/the-stuff-nightmares-are-made-of/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-15-at-9-46-35-am.pngImage Source: no clue... sorry!2010-09-20T18:15:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/14/staycation-day-one-shhhh-this-is-a-library/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-15-at-9-35-16-am.pngImage Source: Carluke HIgh School Library Home Page2010-09-29T03:00:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/13/tip-if-it-really-was-a-partnership-you-wouldnt-need-to-tell-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-13-at-7-44-48-pm1.pngImage Source: www.howstuffworks.com"You might be a more effective negotiator if you didn't use the 'f' word so frequently."https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-13-at-7-44-48-pm.pngImage Source: www.howstuffworks.com"You might be a more effective negotiator if you used the 'f' word a little less." 2010-09-13T23:58:29+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/12/oh-internet-you-pesky-time-suck-you/2010-09-13T02:03:10+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/10/you-say-goodbye-i-say-hello/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-10-at-8-56-21-am1.pngLizhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-10-at-8-56-21-am.pngLizWe'll miss you! 2010-09-23T17:32:59+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/07/mr-chair-it-was-nice-knowing-you/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-08-31-at-8-30-39-pm.pngimage source: www.target.com2010-09-09T17:58:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/04/photo-you-dont-say/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/p_2048_1536_87776924-4de1-4807-9232-1a0f2eab9384.jpegp_2048_1536_87776924-4DE1-4807-9232-1A0F2EAB9384.jpeg2010-09-04T16:10:51+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/09/02/i-dont-know-how-his-kids-turned-out-but-the-grill-named-after-him-is-awesome/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-02-at-10-20-51-pm.pnghttp://www.georgeforemancooking.com/t-ourhistory.aspxLike the man, love the machine. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-02-at-9-44-08-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.georgeforemancooking.com/t-ourhistory.aspx2010-09-03T02:24:31+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/31/celebrity-look-alikes-compliment-or-cut-down/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-31-at-9-30-54-pm.pngAndy Kaufman2010-09-01T01:43:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/27/i-am-an-idiot-i-was-an-idiot-and-i-will-continue-to-be-an-idiot/2010-08-27T12:29:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/25/an-introduction-to-shadow-the-wonder-dog/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-25-at-8-19-43-pm.pngImage source: http://www.magnoliagardensnursery.com2010-09-01T17:36:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/24/i-blame-the-internet-for-making-me-dumb-and-callous/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-24-at-6-59-11-pm.pngImage Source: www.mlive.comClassic: Business up front, party in the rear.2010-08-25T14:42:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/23/butchers-make-odd-bedfellows/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-24-at-8-16-07-am.pngImage source: www.groupon.com2010-08-24T12:26:47+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/20/lazy-might-not-be-the-best-descriptor/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-20-at-9-10-35-pm.pngImage source: www.cafepress.com2010-08-26T18:37:51+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/18/if-youre-already-going-to-hell-might-as-well-drive-the-bus/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-18-at-6-36-40-pm.pngImage Source: www.evite.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-18-at-6-25-28-pm.pngImage Source: www.evite.com2010-08-19T01:28:34+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/19/you-know-youve-done-this/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-18-at-7-30-53-pm.pngTrader Joe's Tarte d'Alsace2010-08-18T23:32:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/17/let-the-droid-v-iphone-battle-begin/2010-08-19T17:52:25+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/16/chicago-bin-36/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-11-at-9-25-02-pm.pngBin 36 - ChicagoDon't mind if I do...2010-08-17T15:06:01+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/11/stairway-to-heaven-not-so-much/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-12-44-57-pm.pngDead-end staircase at the Silversmith Hotel2010-08-17T17:02:50+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/10/in-that-case-i-wouldnt-classify-it-as-an-emergency/2010-08-10T16:40:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/10/why-im-not-a-television-producer/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-11-42-08-am.pngImage source: http://chuck.vox.com/Interestingly, this is one of the first image results on Google when I searched for "Don't Mind If I Do!" 2010-08-17T17:06:25+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/09/someone-could-have-told-me-salsa-verde-means-sticky-tomato/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-09-at-9-02-45-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.worldcommunitycookbook.org/season/guide/photos/tomatillo.jpg2010-08-11T01:25:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/08/better-homes-sound-garden-in-a-way/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dsc02564.jpgAfter - living roomAFTER - well, except for changing the paint colors. That still needs to happen.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dsc02552.jpgLiving Room: BEFORE2010-08-10T15:48:56+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/06/phrases-i-never-thought-i-would-utter/2010-08-10T14:16:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/04/a-list-reasons-i-dont-use-google-adsense-to-make-money/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-02-at-8-46-28-pm.pngImage Source: But My Mom Says I'm a Catch2010-08-05T16:57:53+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/03/i-am-a-marketing-whiz-not/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-02-at-7-26-43-pm.pngWater Noodles - copyright 2010 by Alison FarmerThe Noodles are the yellow things supporting my awesome parents.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-01-at-8-52-43-pm.pngImage Source: www.sheltienation.comNote the noodle, not the dog. 2010-08-02T23:34:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/08/02/he-fought-the-lawn-and-the-lawn-won/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-02-at-7-20-02-pm.pngImage Source: http://icanhascheezburger.com2010-08-04T21:26:29+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/30/self-absorption-volume-one/2010-07-31T00:52:51+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/28/observation-mad-men/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-28-at-8-04-01-pm.pngImage Source: http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mad-men.jpgBEFORE: Hot John Hamm aka Donald Draper, whom I would call Boss.2010-08-04T02:51:41+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/28/suggestion-please-eat-off-a-plate-not-off-your-baby/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-28-at-7-45-26-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?blogid=46&entry_id=344982011-07-07T03:02:46+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/27/get-your-mind-out-of-the-gutter-im-talking-about-caulk/2010-07-27T17:33:31+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/26/two-tinkles-to-a-flush/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-25-at-10-18-42-am.pngMello Yello logo2010-07-25T14:22:37+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/24/if-i-wanted-to-read-i-wouldve-rented-a-book/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-24-at-2-14-43-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-07-24 at 2.14.43 PM2010-07-24T18:17:17+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/22/its-pronounced-my-lynn-you-dingdong/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-10-36-42-pm.pngHistoric Milan Fire Barn2015-01-26T00:31:01+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/21/list-im-not-a-wolverine-but-ann-arbor-isnt-bad/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-7-09-21-pm.pngFairy Door outside Sweetwaters Cafe2010-07-24T22:44:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/17/its-not-that-i-like-to-see-people-fail/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-18-at-12-10-50-pm.pngThe most disturbing yoga photo I've seenThis is disturbing on so many levels. Let me assure you that when I practice yoga, I: a) wear a shirt, b) do not put my (figurativel) ball sack on display, and c) don't look like I'm about to seduce someone while listening to Yanni. But I hope you already knew all that about me.2010-07-18T17:00:48+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/14/please-use-the-paper-towels-very-sparingly/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-14-at-6-40-12-pm.pngpapertowel holderI'm not sure if you can see it in this photo, but while the placement of the towel holder *looks* good, in reality, I've placed it where the cabinet prevents me from being able to actually put the roll on the holder without taking it apart everytime. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how they *meant* for it work. 2010-07-28T15:48:31+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/13/drinking-brings-out-my-inner-martha/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-12-at-10-33-50-pm.pngMartha Stewart borrowed from http://hollywooddame.comApparently even Martha does it. So it must be OK.2010-07-13T22:37:19+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/12/1239/2010-07-13T02:45:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/08/your-dog-sleeps-with-the-fishes/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-08-at-9-47-56-pm.pngThe Godfather Movie logo2010-07-09T01:54:00+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/05/animal-farm-stephen-king-the-stuff-nightmares-are-made-of/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0435.jpgAlan and the goatMy, what big horns you have...https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0421.jpgAlison with a peacockThere is a reason you are not supposed to feed the animals. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_0414.jpgIMG_04142010-07-06T23:31:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/02/club-quarters-where-you-get-a-quarter-of-the-room-for-half-the-price/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-02-at-6-24-43-pm.pngsmall hotel roomI don't know what Ricky was complaining about... at least the hotel room wasn't THIS small.2010-07-04T17:26:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/07/01/i-spy-senior-jorts/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-7-58-17-pm.pngphoto credit: TereseSeniors are allowed to wear JORTS. But picture these on a 30 year old. NOT.2010-07-02T22:23:20+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/29/separation-of-work-and-play/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-8-58-58-pm1.pngSouthpark Screen Shothttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-8-58-58-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-06-29 at 8.58.58 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-7-58-17-pm1.pngphoto credit: Terese Souders2010-06-30T13:53:39+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/28/again-this-is-how-people-find-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-7-18-39-pm.pngFacebook groupWow. Who knew it was enough of a problem that someone started a group?2010-06-28T23:20:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/24/stream-of-consciousness-i-might-be-reading-into-things/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-11-18-01-pm.pngNo clue who the credit goes to for this image? I found it here: http://donstuff.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/circular-reasoning1.jpg2010-06-24T10:16:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/23/it%e2%80%99s-not-a-job-it%e2%80%99s-a-vocation/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-11-12-05-pm.pngLittle Miss Bossy illustration by Roger Hargreaves2010-06-24T03:13:45+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/21/all-light-sabers-must-be-inspected-no-exceptions/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-8-21-30-pm2.pnglightsaber motivational posterhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-8-21-30-pm1.pngScreen shot 2010-06-21 at 8.21.30 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-8-21-30-pm.pnglightsaber motivational poster2010-06-22T10:50:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/20/texas-is-his-kryptonite/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-20-at-7-03-20-am.pngman wearing a cowboy hatYes, you can find anything on the internet. Even a naked man wearing a cowboy hat. https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-20-at-7-00-07-am.pngSuperman faces kryptonite2010-06-22T00:28:22+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/17/and-now-you-know-why-were-friends/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-4-47-34-pm.pngShannon's announcement2010-06-17T12:56:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/18/should-i-be-scared-of-my-stove-or-the-guy-who-labeled-it/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-8-32-11-pm.pngcooktop controlshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-8-31-51-pm.pngoven controls2010-06-22T00:32:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/16/my-iphone-is-a-bigger-bitch-than-i-am/2010-06-20T22:24:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/15/i-hate-it-when-that-happens/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-8-26-09-pm.pnghttp://x81.xanga.com/d48e144237c39254598899/z202398868.jpgIf both of these are YOUR feet, it's cool. If one is not, it's AWKWARD.2011-07-12T22:09:47+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/14/list-the-devil-is-in-the-details/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-8-13-52-am.pngsold2010-06-15T15:00:43+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/14/tell-you-what-ill-worship-your-god-if-you/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-14-at-8-22-49-am.pngpeople carrying a couchI think this couch, with someone sitting on it, was still lighter than mine.2010-06-14T12:36:48+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/13/im-learning-restraint-unposted-facebook-statuses/2010-06-13T00:42:38+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/11/because-poops-rhymes-with-oops/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-12-at-5-49-57-pm.pngwww.t-shirtsthatsuck.comhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-12-at-5-48-21-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-06-12 at 5.48.21 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-12-at-5-46-31-pm.pngwww.zazzle.com2010-06-12T21:53:29+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/08/i-think-im-doing-more-damage-than-good/2010-06-12T01:16:41+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/04/stream-of-consciousness-the-dentist/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-04-at-10-10-13-pm.pngBorrowed from: http://www.thebrownhaze.com/jimbotfu-dentists.jpg2010-06-05T02:12:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/03/life-is-precious/2010-06-03T12:36:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/22/saturdays-swim-my-ocd-stream-of-thoughts/2010-06-02T02:19:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/01/definition-occams-razor/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-01-at-5-23-26-pm.pngOccam's Razor cartoon2010-06-01T21:29:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/06/01/a-list-sadly-this-is-how-people-find-me/2010-05-31T20:57:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/30/why-im-grateful-to-be-packing/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-30-at-6-44-46-am.pngeviction2010-05-30T10:57:07+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/29/something-im-thankful-for/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-29-at-2-53-01-pm.pngthumbs-up!2010-05-29T19:00:59+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/27/random-thought-do-cry-babies-win/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-25-at-10-16-50-pm.pngborrowed image from another blog - no idea who to attribute it to!It doesn't look quite so precious when you're pushing 40.2010-05-29T00:30:34+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/26/list-things-that-make-me-happy-when-i-travel/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-25-at-10-07-05-pm1.pngAmazon.Com's Link to No Impact Manhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-25-at-10-07-05-pm.pngAmazon.Com2010-05-26T02:09:06+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/25/and-in-my-next-life-ill-come-back-as-a/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-25-at-8-07-20-am.pnghttp://fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/alicedellal_rollerskating.jpg2010-05-25T12:08:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/24/did-our-nations-water-supply-get-replaced-with-stupid-juice-while-i-was-sleeping/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-24-at-9-08-36-am.pngScreen shot 2010-05-24 at 9.08.36 AM2010-05-24T19:20:56+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/23/open-mouth-insert-foot/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-23-at-9-15-23-pm.pngscreen-shot-2010-05-23-at-9-15-23-pmhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-23-at-9-07-17-pm1.pngscreen-shot-2010-05-23-at-9-07-17-pm1https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-23-at-9-07-17-pm.pngscreen-shot-2010-05-23-at-9-07-17-pm2010-05-27T16:02:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/21/foxtrot-uniform-charley-kilo-make-it-stop/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-21-at-7-57-48-pm.pngborrowed from www.thisisawesome.com2010-05-22T00:23:02+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/20/haiku-wheres-waldo/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-20-at-7-39-47-am1.pngMy Sockshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-20-at-7-39-47-am.pngmy sock2010-05-21T22:27:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/16/if-you-live-in-manassas-you-might-be-a-manasshole/2010-05-17T02:06:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/15/dancing-with-the-stars-not-so-much/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-23.pngState Theatre - Copyright McCannon2010-05-15T16:55:36+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/13/is-nothing-sacred-actually-it-reminds-me-a-of-a-bar-joke-i-once-heard/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-9-19-03-pm.pngInstructions from the stool specimen kit2010-05-14T22:00:34+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/15/a-rose-by-any-other-name-might-smell-like-ass/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-15-at-7-20-13-pm1.pngA better food than last nameI don't get it. Why would Kielbasa be such a bad last name?https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-15-at-7-20-13-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-04-15 at 7.20.13 PM2010-05-12T21:59:10+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/16/if-only-you-would-do-what-i-tell-you/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-16-at-8-53-55-pm.pngtraffic copThis is *exactly* what I looked like.2010-05-12T21:58:10+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/17/let-me-test-my-hypothesis/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-17-at-6-33-32-pm.pngouiji board ad from 1968This 1968 ouiji board ad clearly sports a trick question. A model or a fashion designer? Well, let's see - you're already appearing in an advertisementm, so what do YOU think the answer is? Oh, but can you tell me if that realtor will ever show up? 2010-05-12T21:55:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/19/a-letter-to-the-woman-next-to-me-in-yoga-today/2010-05-12T21:55:28+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/06/mottos-slogans-fail/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/blog-2.pngTrenton Makes, The World Takes2010-05-12T21:53:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/05/self-censorship-a-slippery-slope/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/blog-photo-3.pngSlippery Slope Sign2010-05-12T21:52:45+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/05/35/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/blog-11.pngSmarter Than A First Grader?https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/blog-1.pngblog 12010-05-12T21:52:11+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/03/online-marketing-at-its-questionable-finest/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/blog-photo-2.pngFinancial Aid Advertisement2010-05-12T21:51:34+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/02/addictions-resolutions/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/blog-photo-1.pngAlison's Facebook Profile Photo2010-05-12T21:50:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/12/rules-if-you-are-in-front-of-me-in-a-line/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-22.pngpinpad2010-05-13T16:14:52+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/17/deep-thought-melons/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-17-at-9-40-20-pm.pngsqueeze these2010-05-12T01:51:52+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/18/lets-talk-about-bangs-for-a-moment-shall-we/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-18-at-2-40-42-pm.pngDumb & Dumber movie posterMy hair has resembled both of the above within the past 24 hours. I'm serious.2010-05-12T01:50:58+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/20/im-no-shrinking-violet-but/2010-05-12T01:46:31+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/21/lunchtime-haiku-my-suspicious-meal/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/picture-1.pngMichael Angelo's Frozen Meal2010-05-12T01:42:35+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/21/finish-this-headline/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/picture-21.pngRefinance Ad from Yahoo2010-05-12T01:41:33+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/21/mystery-solved-the-case-of-the-creepy-owner/2010-05-14T20:19:08+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/22/this-might-cross-a-line-or-bite-me-in-the-ass/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-22-at-9-02-51-pm.pngSt. Joe, yo!2010-05-12T01:36:24+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/23/i-got-your-claim-token-right-here/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-23-at-6-48-49-am.pngAngry catHappy Friday. 2010-05-12T01:32:21+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/24/grammar-police-a-lesson-in-homophones/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-24-at-10-30-09-am.pngImage courtesy of WikipediaWikipedia was nice enough to create this Venn Diagram to help...2010-05-12T01:27:17+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/26/a-sincere-birthday-wish-for-my-friend-holly/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/picture-22.pngSomeecards.Com2010-05-12T01:25:50+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/27/a-day-in-my-life-in-jeopardy-format/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-27-at-10-59-23-pm1.pngJeopardyhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-27-at-10-59-23-pm.pngJeopardy!2010-05-12T01:25:16+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/03/lets-hear-it-for-the-boy/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-2.pngwedding bands2010-05-12T01:24:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/05/overheard-and-i-thought-my-job-was-challenging/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/wr.jpgChicago2010-05-17T13:58:37+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/06/im-just-wondering-when-is-may-5-just-may-5/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-3.pngmargaritahttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-21.pngfireworoks2010-05-12T01:21:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/11/overheard-in-the-locker-room-tonight/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-11-at-9-07-26-pm.pnggeneric locker roomExhibit A: Locker room conspicuously lacking a inquisitive child.2010-05-12T01:09:07+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/11/stream-of-consciousness-swimming-tonight/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-11-at-7-52-09-pm.pngPhoto borrowed from www.fotilia.comYes, I've clearly borrowed this from fotilia.com, as evidenced by their watermark all over it. I would use my own photo, but somehow I don't think my swim quite captured the meditative vibe I was going for. Had someone been there with a camera, it probably would've looked like an angry person drowning.2010-05-11T23:56:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/10/haiku-billy-mays-we-shouldve-listened/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-10-at-7-44-52-pm.pngShamwow2010-05-10T23:51:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/30/its-going-to-take-more-than-a-squirt-of-fabreeze/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-30-at-5-29-20-am.pngDog picking up his own crap2010-05-09T19:17:01+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/03/this-blog-is-brought-to-you-by-the-dairy-association-exlax-and-the-george-foreman-grill/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-03-at-9-27-57-pm.pngfondue2010-05-09T19:12:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/05/08/does-this-plaid-make-my-johnson-look-fat/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-11.pnghow to wear a kiltI couldn't snap a photo of the man we saw, but this image (borrowed from www.travelpeach.com) is a frighteningly accurate substitute.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-1.pnghow to wear a kiltI couldn't snap a photo of the man we saw, but this image (borrowed from www.travelpeach.com) is a frighteningly accurate substitute.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-31.pngPicture 32010-05-12T02:40:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/18/project-brief-getting-a-grip-on-my-personal-budget/2010-04-18T13:05:08+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/14/who-doesnt-love-a-knock-knock-joke/2010-04-14T12:22:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/13/this-is-wrong-on-so-many-levels/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-13-at-6-42-09-pm.pngFacebook screen capture2010-04-17T00:21:14+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/11/i-wonder-if-ill-get-a-bill-for-my-911-call/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-11-at-6-35-23-pm.pngBorrowed from Educated Mess blogWell hello there...2010-04-11T22:52:53+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/09/prior-to-this-the-only-pda-i-liked-was-my-iphone/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/picture-4.pngThe Kisshttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/picture-6.pngThe Smooch2010-04-09T16:17:32+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/03/dear-rooster-im-supposed-to-be-the-only-one-who-takes-a-job-that-seriously/2010-04-05T11:49:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/04/doing-what-comes-naturally/2010-04-05T11:45:52+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/04/03/michigan-just-needs-a-little-cpr-and-a-set-of-earplugs/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/picture-2.pngPhoto courtesy of http://speakbettergrammar.wordpress.com/Talk to the hand.2010-04-03T14:14:03+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/31/why-i-suck-at-selling-my-place/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/picture-2.pngFor SaleIn my case, this would read "awkward."https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-31-at-6-42-21-am.pngDesperate sellersIn my case, this would read "awkward."2010-03-31T18:59:32+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/31/dont-get-pissy-just-because-i-have-a-coupon/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/picture-12.pngScion - photo from their homepage: www.scionrestaurant.com2010-03-31T19:23:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/28/restaurant-review-its-not-a-red-state-its-a-rogue-state/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-28-at-12-30-23-pm.pngRogue States2010-03-28T16:31:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/28/my-agent-is-happy-but-he-isnt-gay/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-28-at-12-10-53-pm.pngMy Gay Agent2010-03-28T16:18:44+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/24/leaving-captiva-part-two-should-you-really-be-driving/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dsc02499.jpgFarewell, Captiva.Happy trails, Captiva. Thanks for the solitude - we needed it to prepare for Carol.2010-03-25T01:46:26+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/22/leaving-captiva-part-i-ansel-adams-revenge/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-22-at-7-59-58-pm.pngWishful thinkingWishful thinking...2010-03-24T22:35:33+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/22/grammar-police/2010-03-22T22:00:24+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/22/health-reform-wont-punching-my-np-do-the-trick/2010-03-22T21:09:18+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/19/for-sale-a-realtors-manifesto/2010-03-19T15:48:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/18/a-list-of-words-that-make-me-go-ape-shit/2010-05-06T00:07:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/18/glutton-for-punishment-or-just-plain-glutton/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-18-at-12-42-19-pm.pngEating Animals2010-03-18T16:43:10+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/17/you-say-tomato-i-say-cockroach/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-17-at-10-55-54-pm.pngPalmetto Beetles My AssIf they're a real thing, then why no consensus on what they look like?2010-03-18T03:02:34+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/14/reminder-to-self-even-on-your-worst-day/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wr1.jpgA human chimenea?2010-03-15T15:19:44+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/15/chariots-for-hire/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wr.jpgI don't even know what this isThis would definitely give George Michael's banana stand a run for its money.2010-03-19T14:32:48+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/14/please-sir-may-i-have-another/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dsc02339.jpgTaxi to Captiva IslandOn the way to Captiva Island...2010-03-15T14:13:41+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/11/book-review-more-like-her-fearful-cemetary/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-8-16-35-pm1.pngHer Fearful Symmetry2010-03-12T01:36:34+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/11/waxing-poetic-or-just-waxing/2010-03-12T01:14:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/09/the-lost-symbol-definitely-lost-me/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/picture-11.pngThe Lost Symbol2010-03-25T17:44:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/08/my-bags-are-packed-im-ready-to-go/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dsc02331.jpgDSC02331https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/dsc02324.jpgMy closetWhat you can't tell is that it's organized by color...2010-03-14T22:58:13+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/07/note-to-self/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-07-at-7-51-15-am.pngJelly Belly2010-03-09T05:35:53+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/06/now-if-only-i-could-walk-on-water/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hand.jpghandThe site of the lead...2010-03-06T16:59:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/04/warning-clumping-litter-will-stick-to-your-cats-balls/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/picture-1.pngBrian's Facebook Excerpt2010-03-04T12:58:09+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/01/passive-aggressive-styling-tools/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/photo1.jpgPassive Aggressive Blowdryer2010-03-02T00:40:04+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/03/01/ikea-makes-me-icrazy/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/photo.jpgIKEA shopping cartString: Ikea's way of saying, "We don't want you to leave that crap you just bought here."2010-03-02T00:06:40+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/28/do-i-have-sucker-on-my-forehead/2010-03-01T02:05:51+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/25/service-with-a-smile-no-really/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture-11.pngCosi FlatbreadIf it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's probably a duck.2010-02-25T14:21:29+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/24/reminder-just-because-youre-an-adult-doesnt-mean-you-have-to-be-lame/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-24-at-7-57-14-pm.pngDisney's The Little Mermaid2010-02-25T00:59:40+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/23/book-nazi/2011-07-12T18:06:22+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/18/todays-flight-my-ocd-stream-of-thoughts/2010-02-22T12:36:31+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/20/newly-discovered-laws-of-physics/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/capcrun.pngExpired Captain CrunchJune 2005 - it was a good year. 2010-02-20T12:29:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/19/if-you-dont-know-what-it-means/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture-2.png(photo borrowed from www.msnbc.com)(photo borrowed from www.msnbc.com)https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture-1.png(Photo borrowed from msnbc.com)(Photo borrowed from msnbc.com)2010-02-25T12:53:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/15/because-massage-is-an-olympic-sport/2010-02-18T03:16:16+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/14/the-kindness-of-strangers-has-limits/2010-02-19T16:33:25+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/13/exactly-where-are-you-putting-that-butt-wipe/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/buttwipes.jpgTomato/Tomahto - Soft Cloths ARE butt wipesApparently they just put a baby on the label because it's less frightening than a middle aged man or a dog.2010-02-13T17:33:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/12/275/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-12-at-9-09-46-pm.pngSnowy MailSnowy mailboxes, courtesy zazzle.com2010-02-13T11:06:06+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/07/the-lovely-bones-dead-boring/2010-02-13T10:21:30+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/10/whos-your-daddy/2010-02-13T10:20:55+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/11/my-how-times-change/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/blog-31.pngBaby Jacksonhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/blog-3.pngblog 32010-02-13T10:20:10+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/13/guilty-pleasure-american-idle/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tv.jpgOld televisionMaybe *this* is why I don't get all the channels?2010-02-13T10:19:41+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/14/hiring-tips-for-idiots/2010-02-13T10:19:08+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/16/facial-hair/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-1.pngJoel's crazy shark cheek2010-02-13T10:18:48+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/17/confirmed-i-am-12-years-old/2010-02-13T10:18:17+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/18/recession-fail/2010-02-13T10:17:51+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/19/travel-notebook-chicago-in-january/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-2.pngThe Green Mill, ChicagoThe Green Mill - Former Speak-Easy of Al Capone Fame2010-02-13T10:17:27+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/19/client-lunch-fail/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-31.pngRunny, poached eggsNo! If I didn't order an egg, please don't bring me one. Unless you *like* projectile vomiting.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-3.pngPoached, runny eggsNo! If I didn't ASK for an egg, please don't bring me one!2010-02-13T10:16:49+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/21/night-night-sleep-tight/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/screen-shot-2010-01-21-at-9-28-34-pm.pngItchy personhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-22.pngItchyhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-21.pngItchy person2010-02-13T10:16:00+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/24/where-have-the-years-gone/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/screen-shot-2010-01-24-at-1-58-33-pm.pngThe e-staff crew: ten years laterTen years later - all grown up. Back: Steven, Alison, Seth and Adam. Front: Dan, Krista Tony.2010-02-13T10:15:36+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/25/waterworks/2010-02-13T10:14:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/25/bumpy-free-bird/2010-02-13T10:14:29+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/27/you-buy-i-fly/2010-02-13T10:14:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/28/yes-obi-wan/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-11.pngObi Wan Suta2010-02-13T10:13:22+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/29/ive-got-your-loving-kindness-right-here/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-12.pngIt's all about the condiments at Amesterdam FalafelEven if you HATE falafel, you'll love it once you realize you have all these toppings to choose from. Seriously, it's like heaven.2010-02-13T10:12:21+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/31/foot-or-fromage-its-a-fine-line/2010-02-13T10:11:52+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/03/odd-home-remedies/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/holly.jpgOur ear candling experimentClearly there was wine involved if she let me stick this in her ear and light it.2010-02-13T10:11:05+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/04/i-need-to-blow-off-a-little-steam-dick/2010-02-13T10:10:41+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/07/stormageddon-2010-one-big-ass-snow/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-07-at-12-49-28-pm1.pngDupont Circle Snowball fight 2010This is what happens when hundreds of people are given an invitation to leave their homes...https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-07-at-12-49-28-pm.pngSnowball fight in Dupont Circle - Snowpacoplyse 2010This is what hundereds of housebound people do when offered an invitation..https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-07-at-12-49-13-pm.pngFebruary Blizzard in DCSomeone is an optimist.2010-02-13T10:10:21+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/08/its-not-a-true-snowpacolypse-until-you-run-out-of-toilet-paper/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-8-09-50-pm2.pngProtein options are pig or pigBrats or a family pack of bacon? Either way, your protein comes from a pig this week.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-8-10-02-pm1.pngScreen shot 2010-02-08 at 8.10.02 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-8-09-50-pm1.pngScreen shot 2010-02-08 at 8.09.50 PMhttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-8-09-37-pm.pngNo eggs for you!This is probably a chicken's dream: no eggs.https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-8-09-50-pm.pngBratwurst and a mega pack of baconYour protein options are brats or bacon (the family pack).https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-8-10-02-pm.pngBottled Water - or where it should beWhere bottled water once lived...2010-02-13T10:09:10+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/11/superbowl-parking-mvp-or-not/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/car.jpgA Car on Corcoran St.This space would be a CAKE WALK. Tilt it 45 degrees and add a 30" wall to drive through and THEN get back to me.2010-02-13T10:08:47+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/11/an-apple-a-day-keeps-impatience-at-bay/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture-61.pngApple logohttps://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture-6.pngApple logo2010-02-13T10:07:40+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/02/third-eye-blind/2010-02-03T13:44:12+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/02/02/in-search-of-the-perfect-breakfast-food/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/photo.jpgTGI Friday's Potato SkinsBreakfast of champions.2010-02-02T13:11:37+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/25/new-words-a-ron-jeremy-segment/2010-01-25T14:39:57+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/22/mother-knows-best/2010-01-22T23:37:15+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.com/2010/01/20/chicago-am-i-the-only-person/https://pithypants.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/photo3.jpgPigeons warming themselves at the eternal flameDinner?2010-01-20T11:26:15+00:00monthlyhttps://pithypants.comdaily1.02024-07-28T12:30:05+00:00