http://pithypants.com/2012/05/30/the-legend-of-baggy-pants/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/fore.jpgImage Source: (c) 2012 DouliciaKnickers and Cardigans. What's not to love? 2012-05-30T23:37:24+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/05/27/i-seriously-need-a-balcony/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-27-at-5-49-43-pm.pngImage Source: http://cl.jroo.me/z3/V/I/r/d/a.aaa-cat-tennis.jpg2012-05-29T21:19:16+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/05/23/rub-rub-barf-this-ones-all-over-the-place/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-21-at-8-25-48-pm.pngImage Source: ABC television, Barbara Walters2012-05-27T12:11:20+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/05/21/the-way-my-brain-works/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-21-at-7-39-57-pm.pngImage Source: http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Optimist_b2e275_161262.jpgImage Source: www.thisisindexed.com2012-05-29T06:45:30+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/booklist/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/screen-shot-2011-01-02-at-9-43-57-pm.pngImage Source: http://fremontlibraries.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/pile-of-books.jpg2012-05-21T16:18:06+00:00weekly0.6http://pithypants.com/2012/05/15/proof-that-men-are-born-that-way/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-15-at-8-50-37-pm.pngImage Source: www.icanhascheezburger.com2012-05-18T00:38:49+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/05/12/thank-you-for-over-sharing/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-12-at-11-25-52-am.pngImage Source: http://www.arbitrage.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ron_burgundy-301×320.jpgThis mustache.2012-05-16T02:36:36+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/05/08/good-thing-im-not-modest-or-dead/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-08-at-6-55-16-am.pngScreen shot 2012-05-08 at 6.55.16 AM(Source: http://themiddlestsister.com/)2012-05-16T03:37:27+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/05/03/does-it-even-matter-if-its-true/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-03-at-9-11-05-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.2ecards.com/ecards/data/media/21/kom7.gif2012-05-16T13:08:30+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/04/27/pesky-i-prefer-clever/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-27-at-7-29-57-am.pngImage Source: SouthparkNetflix's "Recommended for Alan" pick. 2012-05-04T14:09:51+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/04/26/is-that-a-banana-in-your-pocket/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-26-at-7-42-31-am.pngImage from “Where the Sidewalk Ends” by Shel Silverstein2012-05-04T05:38:55+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/04/24/finally-i-escaped-the-flossing-lecture/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-24-at-7-07-04-am.pngImage Source: www.cheezburger.com2012-04-25T05:55:52+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/04/18/the-end-of-an-era/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-18-at-7-21-09-am.pngImage Source: NASA HQ photoAn official photo from NASA HQ.2012-04-23T20:59:12+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/04/12/stream-of-consciousness-giddyup/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-12-at-7-26-20-am.pngImage Source: http://www.funatico.com/media/pics/tiny-animals/tiny%20little%20horse.jpgGuess which one I would like to ride?2012-05-28T00:08:55+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/04/10/armed-dangerous/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-10-at-9-31-32-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.gamesdash.com/limg/1/624/star-wars-safeway.jpgStar Wars Safeway?2012-04-17T08:05:14+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/04/06/i-can-admit-this-because-its-friday/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-06-at-7-52-38-am.pngImage Source: http://www.picturesdepot.com/funny/18599/rabbit+with+sunglasses.htmlBecause it's Easter weekend2012-04-14T19:05:39+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/04/03/bottoms-up-literally/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/photo-12.jpgphoto (12)2012-04-10T15:42:44+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/04/01/what-your-lotto-purchase-says-about-you/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-01-at-7-26-18-pm.pngImage Source: www.someecards.com2012-04-02T13:35:40+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/03/31/nice-to-meet-you-wheres-your-bathroom/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-31-at-7-12-31-am.pngImage Source: http://funnyaussiesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/starbucks-bathroom-400×265.jpgApparently, I roll like a celebrity. 2012-04-03T23:31:20+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/03/30/thats-ok-you-guys-can-do-the-parenting/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-30-at-5-48-24-am.pngImage Source: Looney Toons2012-04-02T03:15:57+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/03/26/exactly-how-old-am-i-twenty/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-26-at-7-35-28-pm.pngImage Source: http://ratetees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/official_tebowing_for_greatness_tshirt-.jpg2012-04-04T20:50:07+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/03/23/but-i-just-wanted-to-borrow-a-book/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-23-at-10-22-18-am.pngImage Source: http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/media/Features/2011/Nov/spider-man-cant-4.jpgLike this, but not Spiderman, and not in a glass. So actually, not really like this. 2012-03-27T00:08:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/03/18/i-hope-you-have-a-hangover/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-17-at-10-27-40-pm.pngGUST logo2012-03-27T00:08:55+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/03/17/i-suppose-its-still-a-form-of-addiction/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-17-at-8-39-04-am.pngImage Source: Jim Henson & The Muppets2012-03-27T00:09:49+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/03/12/photo-report-my-boring-commute/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/img_1162_2.jpgIMG_1162_2And when the sun comes out, we enjoy... the cherry blossoms. Thank you, Japan, for making this city so gorgeous. 2012-03-24T23:41:05+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/03/11/random-unrelated-observations-from-my-week/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-11-at-8-25-42-pm.pngImage Source: http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com/Visit: http://ihavenocubicle.blogspot.com2012-03-12T16:24:59+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/03/05/paved-with-good-intentions/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-05-at-9-22-16-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.29-95.com/files/venues/fryday-fiveguys2_0.jpgThis has nothing to do with this post. Other than that it's about a peanut and it's hilarious. That's where the relevance ends. 2012-04-24T16:40:51+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/02/29/day-late-dollar-short/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-29-at-7-06-17-am.pngImage Source: http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&biw=1274&bih=635&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=Vfmkgn7ycSH_qM:&imgrefurl=http://www.myspace.com/stonesilentproductions/photos/9499072&docid=OLPFw82w3pnvWM&imgurl=http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/71/b2014252c161178298cd91315f47f8ed/l.jpg&w=600&h=449&ei=rRROT8OrHITj0QGf_YnaAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=732&vpy=152&dur=501&hovh=194&hovw=260&tx=147&ty=118&sig=114864801917012553436&page=1&tbnh=139&tbnw=185&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0It would've looked kind of like this. Except I wasn't wearing a pervy trenchcoat. 2012-02-29T17:58:05+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/02/28/the-planets-are-in-alignment-literally/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-28-at-7-53-47-am.pngImage Source: ReutersI did not take this photo. Some awesome photographer from Reuters did. I'm borrowing it to illustrate my story. Is that technically copyright infringement? I sure hope not. 2012-02-29T15:39:46+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/02/26/squeaking-in-my-oscar-picks-just-under-the-wire/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-26-at-7-17-18-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-02-26 at 7.17.18 PM2012-03-01T12:04:11+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/02/22/how-i-took-my-mind-of-dying/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/img_1128.jpgIMG_11282012-02-29T00:52:27+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/02/19/superstitions-social-media-pilots-as-magic-8-balls/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-19-at-7-31-48-pm.pngImage Source: http://images.halloweencostumes.com/magic-8-ball-costume.jpgApparently, you don't have to be a pilot with intestinal problems to be a Magic 8 Ball. 2012-02-22T17:42:20+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/02/16/thats-not-gonna-earn-you-a-tip-kid/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-16-at-10-36-13-pm.pngimage Source: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnxh07bqBC1qz6f9yo1_r2_400.jpg2012-02-22T04:56:56+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/02/14/sending-you-a-little-love-from-beantown/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-14-at-7-41-13-am.pngImage Source: http://newscoma.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/heart.jpg2012-02-15T20:02:07+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/02/09/deep-thoughts-visualized-dc-traffic/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-09-at-1-47-07-pm.png(C) Pithypants.com2012-02-13T17:29:22+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/02/07/something-you-probably-didnt-know-about-the-superbowl/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-07-at-6-55-40-pm.pngImage source: ZazzleBy which I mean: An AWESOME day! 2012-02-14T02:28:42+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/02/05/the-only-thing-keeping-you-from-winning-a-darwin-award-is-your-vet/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/screen-shot-2012-02-04-at-7-12-01-am.pngImage Source & Poem: (c) Shel Silverstein2012-02-13T12:02:09+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/02/04/5-ways-in-which-my-yoga-instructor-resembles-tobias-funke/2012-02-09T12:54:49+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/31/warning-not-very-pithy-served-with-a-dose-of-politics-sorry/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-30-at-12-20-18-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-01-30 at 12.20.18 PMDude. Only in Canada. They have KITS for this.2012-02-04T15:33:42+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/30/making-friends-in-confined-spaces/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-29-at-9-29-49-pm.pngImage Source: Purell2012-02-01T01:22:07+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/29/am-i-the-only-person-who-hates-the-word-meme/2012-01-30T21:37:26+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/29/keep-it-classy-captain-schettino/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-22-at-1-28-46-pm.pngImage Source: New York PostI actually was in the car with a client once when this exact move happened. I'd like to note: the driver was a man in that instance.2012-01-30T21:38:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/26/top-10-reasons-rail-travel-rocks/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-26-at-8-39-57-am.pngImage Source: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2294/2326961980_8f95ff62f0.jpg2012-01-28T11:24:11+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/22/i-think-were-starting-to-sound-like-old-ladies/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-22-at-9-39-47-am.pngImage Source: epicgrafix.comDid you know? The French version of Hal was named Carl. 2012-01-23T02:00:35+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/21/surprisingly-im-not-a-natural-blonde/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-21-at-6-43-48-pm.pngImage Source: http://rlv.zcache.com/leave_it_on_the_mat_tshirt-p235410138695503833qqsy_400.jpg (zazzle)Perhaps I need a pedicure?2012-01-23T16:45:51+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/16/yes-another-fart-post-there-goes-that-resolution/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-16-at-9-36-29-pm.pngImage Source: www.tshirtgroove.comLike it? Buy the shirt: www.tshirtgroove.com2012-01-18T19:41:41+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/15/really-loose-lips-did-this/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-15-at-9-49-51-am.pngImage Source: http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/content/2012/1-14-12-italian-cruise-ship-sinking/11462146-1-eng-US/1-14-12-Italian-cruise-ship-sinking_full_600.jpg"Yes, I'd like a room on the upward side of the ship, please?"2012-01-17T01:33:13+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/14/read-the-label-or-not/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-14-at-7-17-59-pm.pngMountain Dew Target Market Pie ChartMe: just a tool for diversity.2012-02-09T12:55:54+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/07/list-10-things-that-make-weekends-even-better/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/cat.gifcat2012-01-15T02:37:42+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/03/nothing-says-romantic-getaway-like/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-03-at-7-44-35-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.pitch.com/binary/9519/buried_body.jpg2012-01-06T03:05:26+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2012/01/02/i-think-someone-needs-a-new-year-cleanse/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-02-at-8-51-44-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.nonduality.com/12742.jpg(c) FullChordPress - by Tim Garrett (www.fullchordpress.com)2012-01-15T02:36:52+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/12/30/i-have-just-the-gift-for-you/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-30-at-1-21-50-pm.pngImage Source: Dr. Scholl’sWhat? It's just a foot spa. 2012-01-04T01:06:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/12/29/the-history-of-the-word/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/scan.jpegImage Source: PithyPants 2011"I talk funny? YOU talk funny."2012-01-04T01:03:30+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/booklist/archives-books-read-in-2011/2011-12-28T20:01:35+00:00weekly0.6http://pithypants.com/2011/12/24/crust-be-with-you-and-also-with-you/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-24-at-1-42-39-pm.pngImage Source: http://gizmodo.com/self_checkout/2011-12-30T01:26:00+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/12/24/when-life-resembles-a-cartoon/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-24-at-6-42-19-am.pngImage Source: http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/thumbnail.php?file=cat_122/1782.jpg&size=article_mediumNext time, I'll be prepared.2011-12-30T01:25:05+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/12/21/wart-thats-such-an-ugly-word/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-21-at-9-58-42-pm.pngImage Source: http://brucefong.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/warthog.jpgWart = Bad. Warthog = Better. Proof that bacon makes everything better.2012-01-02T18:06:54+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/12/17/im-now-multi-lingual-when-it-comes-to-christmas/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-16-at-9-27-31-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.sundriesshack.com/2007/12/21/self-deprecating-humor-now-considered-too-offensive-for-public-consumption-in-britain/Even worse than a language I don't speak: squeaks.2011-12-22T13:44:54+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/12/14/who-has-the-christmas-spirit-hint-might-not-be-me/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-14-at-8-24-04-am.pngImage Source: Bridget Jones’ Diary – the movieI will be buying you some of these. You're welcome.2011-12-20T18:58:52+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/12/12/or-as-i-call-it-stink-eye/2011-12-30T06:29:12+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/12/11/psyche-test-for-the-21st-century-what-your-wishlist-says-about-you/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-11-at-6-00-56-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=33742011-12-14T16:39:35+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/12/07/just-another-hot-saturday-night-out-on-the-town/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-07-at-8-42-17-am.pngImage Source: Saturday Night Live, NBCPretty sure these dudes were there.2011-12-13T22:56:34+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/12/06/she-has-photoshop-skillz-to-pay-the-billz/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-30-at-7-13-22-am.pngScreen shot 2011-11-30 at 7.13.22 AMBaby Bump, brought to you by Photoshop. And Alicia. 2011-12-13T23:20:35+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/12/03/make-your-list-check-it-twice-then-check-it-again/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-03-at-8-04-38-am.pngImage Source: foxbusinessI guess I'll just have to keep these.2011-12-14T03:36:43+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/05/holiday-shopping-internet-style/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-04-at-8-59-22-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-12-04 at 8.59.22 PM2011-12-03T13:02:21+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/11/30/cheaper-than-therapy/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-30-at-7-45-13-am.pngImage Source: realitytvmagazine.sheknows.comNope. You weren't there. Whew.2011-12-07T12:01:26+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/11/27/a-tip-for-the-yogis/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-27-at-12-01-45-pm.pngImage Source: Looney TunesNow do you understand why it's called Porky Piggin? 2011-12-01T22:27:39+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/11/24/not-pithy-just-thankful/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-24-at-8-13-25-am.pngImage Source: Peanuts characters are © Charles M. Schulz2011-11-28T13:52:40+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/11/22/i-did-that-did-i-do-that/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/img_0993.jpgLunch at Williamsburg Winery – charcuterie platterMew. Mew. Mew. Make room for Popeye.2011-11-28T17:41:50+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/about/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/242572-r3-26a_1.jpgAlison2011-11-20T11:51:09+00:00weekly0.6http://pithypants.com/2011/11/19/i-didnt-know-it-was-possible-for-a-plane-to-be-occupied-by-so-many-children/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-19-at-10-32-39-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.marcusashley.com/paintings/Airplane.jpgImagine the adult pulling this move. Obnoxious, right?2011-12-02T01:22:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/11/16/stream-of-consciousness-dude-wheres-my-bag/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-15-at-8-19-33-am.pngImage source: www.missfidget.comAh yes, Le Carousel. With bags on it.2011-11-20T18:07:33+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/11/14/photo-postcard-los-angeles/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/photo-5.jpgEarthQuake button: (c) Pithypants 2011My kind of place...2011-11-17T12:25:24+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/11/11/from-the-archives-swimming-stream-of-consciousness/2011-11-14T18:45:25+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/11/11/dont-get-it-right-just-get-it-written/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/nanowrimo.pngnanowrimo2011-11-14T18:32:55+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/11/10/clearly-ive-seen-too-many-movies/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-10-at-12-30-16-pm.pngImage Source: Psycho, the movie2011-11-11T09:03:59+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/11/09/shuck-em-if-you-got-em/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-09-at-10-42-55-pm.pngImage Source: http://ballardfarmersmarket.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/meredithclarktaylorjonrowleyoyster.jpg?w=450&h=4472011-11-10T23:55:04+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/11/07/i-suppose-seatbelts-are-a-moot-point/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-06-at-9-36-26-am.pngImage Source: The Titanic2011-11-09T21:58:57+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/11/02/i-only-parlez-francais-when-it-comes-to-champignons/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/screen-shot-2011-11-02-at-9-38-26-pm.pngImage Source: Courtesy of ashliej.tumblr.comNot me! It's this awesome photographer: ashliej.tumblr.com2011-11-09T22:00:32+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/10/31/what-an-almost-perfect-day-looks-like/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-31-at-9-10-48-pm.pngImage source: http://eyesoftheunderground.wordpress.com/2010/02/19/foundation-queen-and-the-rejected-married-man/This is going to be me in 40 years. 2011-11-06T13:17:51+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/10/30/another-year-older/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-30-at-10-58-48-pm.pngImage Source: www.icanhascheezburger.com2011-11-03T02:31:48+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/10/28/whole-new-meaning-to-the-expression-feeling-stabby/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-28-at-8-02-55-am.pngImage Source: http://www.catchmebc.com2011-10-29T17:06:28+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/10/27/touch-my-monkey/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-27-at-6-29-27-am.pngImage Source: Originally uploaded from http://artroots.com/art/art18_index.html. Titled “Autorretrato con Collar de Espinas y Colibrí” (“Self-Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Humming-bird”)2011-10-28T22:39:15+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/10/24/revenge-is-best-served-in-clogs/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-24-at-10-21-11-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.myhealthnewsdaily.com/positive-airway-pressure-therapy-cpap-may-help-sleep-apnea-0971/2011-10-29T23:46:24+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/10/19/let-me-check-my-ticket-i-didnt-realize-you-were-the-headliner/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-19-at-7-44-59-am.pngImage Source: http://samuels-reads.blogspot.com/2011-10-27T18:48:10+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/10/17/i-like-to-think-of-road-rage-as-a-personality-test/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-17-at-10-49-37-am.pngImage Source: http://www.wildaboutbritain.co.uk/archive/showphoto.php/photo/867602011-10-26T19:49:22+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/10/11/im-just-here-for-the-books/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-11-at-6-34-24-am.pngImage Source: http://schools-wikipedia.org/images/830/83090.jpgHappy Columbus Day, old man.2011-10-12T15:37:04+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/10/07/things-i-witnessed-while-peering-between-my-fingers/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-07-at-9-39-20-pm.pngImage Source: http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/001/248/cannot_be_unseen.jpg?1257471121Gah! Gah! 2011-10-14T22:12:07+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/10/05/a-somewhat-rambling-ode-to-steve-jobs/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-05-at-8-20-02-pm.pngimage source: http://headgap.com/~macstar/images/macIIsi-1.jpg2011-10-07T23:49:46+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/10/03/clearly-you-love-your-job-not/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-03-at-8-25-31-pm.pngImage Source: http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chuck_e_band.jpgFine line between a concierge and an animatronic chicken.2011-10-27T14:57:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/10/02/my-unsolicited-sales-advice-finds-two-audiences/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/screen-shot-2011-10-01-at-10-14-20-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-10-01 at 10.14.20 PM2011-10-07T23:52:46+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/09/30/in-which-we-propose-bringing-back-maternity-pants/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-30-at-9-45-33-pm.pngImage Source: http://stopthedrugwar.org/speakeasy/2008/jul/12/link_between_sagging_pants_lawsOpposite of sexy.2011-10-06T02:02:51+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/09/20/when-applause-means-more-than-you-didnt-kill-us/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-19-at-7-14-41-pm.pngImage Source: http://travelblog.viator.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/airtour.jpgIt was kind of like this. But in a bigger plane.2011-12-30T13:18:00+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/eats/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-10-16-at-12-12-30-pm.pngImage Source: Alison’s iPhone2011-10-27T18:17:45+00:00weekly0.6http://pithypants.com/2011/09/27/review-in-this-case-i-wouldnt-call-the-owner-the-king/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-27-at-7-55-25-am.pngImage Source: http://www.bubbygram.com/performers/elvis3houston.jpg2011-09-27T19:39:20+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/09/26/how-quickly-we-forget/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-26-at-7-25-19-am.pngImage Source: http://www.picturesandjokes.com/tag/white-out-on-computer-screen/2011-10-03T12:48:05+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/09/18/i-would-consider-owning-a-television-mate/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/dsc03168.jpgDSC03168Even the weather is entertaining because of the town names.2011-09-23T23:54:19+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/09/16/my-heart-grew-three-sizes-that-day/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-16-at-6-19-20-am.pngImage Source: http://online.wsj.com/media/taxiclowns_DV_20091217105108.jpgHe looked kind of like this.2011-09-22T17:20:04+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/09/13/no-chocolate-rain-successful-first-half-marathon/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-12-at-11-11-49-pm.pngImage Source: www.demotivated.comIf I ever run a race, I better not finish next to a set of foam balls. 2011-09-14T00:42:39+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/09/12/i-love-bacon-but-peta-might-recruit-me/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-12-at-10-40-05-pm.pngImage source: http://www.funny-potato.com/images/fishing/fish-love.jpgWhen they're this big: Swim with the fishes turns into CPR performed by fishes.2011-09-27T12:23:37+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/09/09/ive-got-your-swiss-cake-rolls-right-here/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-09-at-7-21-14-am.pngLittle DebbySo wholesome.2011-09-17T16:27:45+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/09/08/jim-vance-is-my-public-speaking-secret-weapon/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-08-at-10-36-33-pm.pngImage Source: www.thecollaredsheep.com2011-09-09T15:59:13+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/09/07/lesson-sometimes-multitasking-makes-you-look-crazy/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-07-at-7-58-33-am.pngImage Source: blog.travelpod.comCrazy Swimmer.2011-10-27T15:26:01+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/09/06/whats-not-to-like-about-a-road-trip-other-than-me/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/screen-shot-2011-09-05-at-11-03-11-pm.pngImage Source: http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-graphs-road-trip.gifGet it? This IS a rock cooking. And I bet you CAN smell it. I mean, it's fish. 2011-09-07T17:49:19+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/30/guess-its-time-to-dye-my-roots/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-30-at-6-36-36-am.pngImage Source: Can’t find the original source – please let me know if it’s yours!2011-10-27T15:52:14+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/29/dc-natural-disaster-edition-irene-vs-iris/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/img_0240.jpgImage Source: Pithy Pants 2010 BlizzardClearly there's an earthquake coming.2011-08-31T10:46:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/26/cliff-hanger-resolution-gout-by-any-other-name/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-25-at-8-52-09-pm.pngImage Source: National Geographic2011-08-29T23:52:42+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/23/a-few-photos-because-im-pressed-for-time/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/dsc03283.jpgImage Source: PithyPants Original 2011Feeding the 'roos at Featherdale.2011-08-25T11:14:33+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/23/once-i-no-longer-wanted-to-vomit%e2%80%a6/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/dsc03032.jpgImage Source: PithyPants original 20112011-08-24T02:03:39+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/22/it%e2%80%99s-called-manly-because-sissies-won%e2%80%99t-take-the-ferry/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/dsc03022.jpgImage Source: PithyPants 20112011-08-23T16:48:37+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/21/flying-fox-my-ass-you-know-thats-a-bat/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/dsc02878.jpgImage Source: PithyPants original2011-08-25T11:15:23+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/20/my-bucket-list-requires-a-helmet/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-21-at-5-51-03-am.pngImage Source: http://irinakot.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/DUMB+ASS-AMERICANS2-500×359.jpg2011-08-21T16:21:23+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/17/if-only-americans-talked-like-this/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-17-at-8-16-33-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.tattoodesigns.net/articles/tattoo-meanings/shark-tattoo-designs/Shark/Shock. This could go either way.2011-08-19T10:08:12+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/16/this-one%e2%80%99s-all-over-the-place-because-i-wrote-it-during-turbulence/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-15-at-7-43-58-am.pngImage Source: nonjudgementalmusic.blogspot.com (presumably lifted from NBC.com)2011-08-17T03:49:33+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/15/somehow-almost-entering-a-16k-and-the-economy-are-related/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-15-at-6-17-59-pm.pngImage Source: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Qmyjb5l_OGM/TeYtM9hi1gI/AAAAAAAADVc/akrU9qEqbtY/s1600/City2Surf.jpg2011-08-16T17:35:33+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/13/good-on-ya-mate/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-12-at-3-01-19-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.sacredwaste.com/c/funny_aussie_map_card-p137662741707805023td2f_400.jpgI think they need to stamp "spiders" all over this map. 2011-08-15T22:38:01+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/11/you-know-this-has-happened-to-you/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-11-at-8-26-09-am.pngImage Source: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2140/2150225122_8307f248db.jpgBecause during the day, an alligator avoids eating children.2011-08-15T19:22:29+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/10/it-was-like-being-the-designated-driver-for-a-bunch-of-nerds/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-09-at-10-04-11-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.funnyhub.com/content_images/4421_2211_i-want-champagne.jpgThe hosts of Planet Money: Alan Davidson & Alex Blumberg2011-08-12T15:06:30+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/05/if-third-graders-worked-in-offices-this-wouldnt-be-funny/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-04-at-9-30-28-pm.pngImage Source: http://youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cats-hate-you-and-everyone-else.jpg2011-08-07T07:13:35+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/04/using-this-logic-my-kitchen-is-now-full-of-trophies/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-03-at-8-38-13-pm.pngImage Source: Diet Dew Facebook Fan PageAwards for being awesome. Courtesy of Facebook and the Easter Bunny. 2011-08-05T00:56:45+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/03/when-ignorance-really-is-bliss/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-01-at-7-52-55-pm.pngHuntsman Spider2011-08-05T02:20:47+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/02/when-the-fear-isnt-crippling-its-freeing/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/screen-shot-2011-08-02-at-8-19-22-am.pngCopyright: Rock London / Joel Coughlin – would’ve asked permission but I don’t know how to reach them!2012-02-07T15:54:56+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/08/01/i-didnt-realize-webmd-was-a-humor-site/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-31-at-7-56-42-pm.pngImage source: WebMD.com2012-02-14T02:38:43+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/29/i-know-my-strengths-this-is-not-one/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-28-at-10-25-21-pm.pngImage Source: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0cmZUcJwPSk/TfQm38aH5uI/AAAAAAAAAr8/ua8Dcm_yS3Q/s1600/white-trash-repairs-bike-lock-saran-wrap.jpgExactly. If you're the neighborhood Christo behind this, please call me. I have a commission for you.2011-08-04T17:27:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/28/the-only-place-i-can-be-a-mouth-breather-and-a-mom/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-26-at-5-44-36-pm.pngImage source: www.uncrate.comMaybe I *will* floss...2011-08-02T23:42:42+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/27/the-best-laid-plans/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/img_0895.jpgwatermelonKind of looks like a crime scene, no?2011-08-02T23:43:41+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/25/corn-its-a-movement-but-not-like-you-think/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/img_0886.jpg(c) 2011 pithypants.comI have new-found respect for kindergartner's art skills. Corn is not easy to work with.2011-07-26T01:51:55+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/26/in-which-we-turn-the-bus-into-our-personal-taxi/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-24-at-9-14-01-pm.pngImage Source: www.zazzle.com2011-07-28T02:33:41+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/23/list-2-things-that-are-more-terrifying-than-expected/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-23-at-10-40-34-am.pngImage Source: http://lovemyyoga.com/squat-pose.htmlNow picture this same pose in hot pink bikini bottoms. Vomit.2011-08-05T20:36:21+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/22/theres-a-moral-to-this-story-be-a-crab-not-an-ass/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-10-at-7-18-26-pm.pngImage Source: southparkstudios.com ©"Stop looking at my left claw. There's nothing to see here, folks!"2011-07-23T01:15:12+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/21/but-percy-was-so-cute-until-he-started-haunting-me/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-20-at-9-50-38-pm.pngImage Source: gobblemonkey.comAwww. You are cute, Percy!2011-07-25T18:44:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/19/review-friends-with-benefits/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-19-at-11-01-21-pm.pngImage Source: Sony Pictures – http://www.fwb-movie.com/2011-07-21T15:01:50+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/19/i-think-the-word-for-you-maam-is-cornhole/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-17-at-9-49-33-pm.pngImage source: http://icanhascheezburgerafterdark.com/2011/07/12/funny-pictures-phallic-corn/Actually, ma'am, you might want to rethink how you're handling the corn.2011-07-22T15:20:02+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/18/i-wonder-if-ill-ever-be-this-friendly/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-17-at-11-36-40-am.pngImage Source: http://amominredhighheels.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/crows_feet.jpg"Excuse me. Can I bother you while we wait?"2011-07-22T19:29:59+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/15/tgif-light-on-the-writing-heavy-on-the-12-yr-old-humor/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-15-at-7-29-28-am.pngMexican restaurant photo2011-07-20T17:39:53+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/14/a-hearse-like-an-ice-cream-truck-but-with-only-one-popsicle/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-13-at-9-54-46-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-07-13 at 9.54.46 PM2011-07-15T09:44:19+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/13/stream-of-consciousness-hello-dalai/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-12-at-10-02-38-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.fotolog.com/agu2art/74255250Strange bedfellows? Not if you can read the dialogue.2011-07-18T13:24:46+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/12/mother-nature-some-kind-of-magic/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-11-at-9-21-52-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.dwsgproducts.com/C'mon. Jumping from warlock's ball sack to Schwetty balls -- not a stretch!2011-07-13T02:07:34+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/11/this-is-how-you-end-up-walking-on-your-hands/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-11-at-7-21-11-am.pngImage source: Copyright Charles M. Schultz© Charles M. Schultz2011-07-14T02:17:17+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/10/forgiveness-day-helps-me-take-loving-kindness-to-a-whole-new-level/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-10-at-2-00-47-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.janubaba.com/uploads/friend16/2004-03-19_125738_animal_revenge2.jpgForgiveness can actually be just as rewarding as revenge... 2011-07-10T22:38:12+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/08/we-may-have-bonded-for-the-wrong-reasons/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-08-at-9-02-36-am.pngImage Source: http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Dog_Peeing.htmCould've been worse! (Image Source: HaHaStop)2011-07-10T18:38:20+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/15/and-this-is-how-i-got-a-criminal-record/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/dsc02361.jpgThe Aquent cartThe peppy Aquent cart2011-07-07T23:42:43+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/06/and-thats-how-i-got-an-eye-patch/2011-07-07T23:39:02+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/07/well-so-much-for-maintaining-an-aura-of-mystery/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-06-at-11-57-34-pm.pngThis is my blog, bitchez!2011-07-09T16:33:31+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/31/apparently-the-blond-doesnt-come-entirely-from-a-box/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-31-at-4-15-45-pm.pngFacebook post2011-07-07T12:11:16+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/07/05/this-bodes-well-for-my-stage-debut-on-snl-if-theres-a-prat-fall-in-the-script/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/screen-shot-2011-07-05-at-10-01-23-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-07-05 at 10.01.23 PMWhy is this frightening? A) Because it might represent your next interview with me; and B) Because it looks real but is actually CGI. Which is just disturbing.2011-08-10T07:14:17+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/06/28/mailbag-because-i-couldnt-resist-sorry-alan/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-28-at-9-40-57-pm.pngImage Source: http://thisisindexed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/card2601.jpgSpam? Definitely Item "C" on this graphic, courtesy of ThisIsIndexed.com2011-07-07T03:24:34+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/06/27/i-like-to-think-my-gene-pool-has-a-fairly-significant-deep-end/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-27-at-6-34-10-pm.pngAvailable for purchase at http://www.zazzle.com/i_apologize_tshirt-2359405509151263962011-06-27T23:19:06+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/06/21/not-all-food-on-wheels-moves-me/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-16-at-8-17-54-pm1.pngScreen shot 2011-06-16 at 8.17.54 PMFresh tacos...2011-06-22T13:50:57+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/06/20/a-different-kind-of-panic/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-20-at-8-41-38-pm.pngImage credit: http://www.instructables.com/id/Dude,-where-s-my-car%3F/I need this. Seriously.2011-06-22T01:21:39+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/06/20/the-figurative-hair-toss/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-19-at-12-31-49-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-06-19 at 12.31.49 PMThere's a reason my hair is always back.2011-06-24T20:04:58+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/06/22/this-almost-feels-blasphemous/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/photo-6.jpgCapMac pesto mac: image credit: pithypants2011-06-27T22:18:58+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/06/19/it-would-be-funny-if-it-werent-true-ok-its-still-funny/2011-06-19T20:26:54+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/06/16/its-already-paid-for-itself-and-we-havent-even-planted-it/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-16-at-8-17-54-pm.pngChia Pet registration formPaperwork like this is why I've never adopted a baby. 2011-06-17T01:00:50+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/06/12/im-pretty-sure-this-is-not-what-he-signed-up-for/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-12-at-5-09-23-pm.pngImage Credit: Getty Images2011-06-13T12:32:56+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/06/07/more-tips-how-to-not-get-kicked-to-the-curb-before-you-even-interview/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-07-at-10-14-40-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/image/ability-to-smell-fear-cartoon-smpng?size=_original2011-06-15T14:20:02+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/06/02/further-adventures-in-workday-tailgating-or-food-trucks/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/screen-shot-2011-06-02-at-10-50-02-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-06-02 at 10.50.02 PM2011-06-05T00:03:26+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/31/any-modern-family-fans-in-the-house/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-28-at-9-34-56-pm.pngReal Life Moden FamilyPretty bad when your "celebrity look-alike" can only be achieved when a) you cover your face with a towel, and b) fart. 2011-06-01T11:26:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/27/you-think-you-know-food-trucks/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-27-at-9-17-45-pm.pngDangerously Delicious Pies2011-06-08T12:39:12+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/23/it-wouldve-looked-better-with-a-flash/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/photo-1.jpgphoto (1)Oh. I also made the bowl, bitchez.2011-05-25T00:56:09+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/23/sometimes-i-forget-i-live-in-a-building-with-other-people/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-23-at-7-03-29-pm.pngImage Source: http://careernetwork.msu.edu/news/beware-the-profile-pictureI *LOVE* that this image came from my alma mater's career services website as a tip of what "not to do" when job seeking. Now you understand where I'm getting this. Sparty On!2011-05-23T23:06:21+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/21/rapture-what-a-let-down/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-21-at-2-09-58-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.fiddy.com/category/silly/2011-05-22T03:40:21+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/19/a-little-story-about-irony/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-19-at-7-46-53-am.pnghttp://www.jackpotjerrys.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jackpot.gif2011-05-19T16:44:47+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/17/id-offer-you-my-seat-but-youre-an-ass/2011-06-01T14:38:28+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/14/i-didnt-know-amuse-bouche-meant-loud-mouth/2011-05-21T00:31:43+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/13/walk-this-way-or-not/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/dsc02659.jpgThis photo (St. Paul & The Millenium Bridge, as seen from the Tate) has nothing to do with this post, other than that it’s set in London and I took it.2011-05-14T12:10:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/12/my-name-is-alison-and-i-am-an-addict/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/dsc02662.jpgThree Kings – LondonKing Kong, Elvis and Henry VII - I like the way they think!2011-05-13T17:55:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/10/ill-take-function-over-beauty-any-day-in-a-bathroom/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/dsc02672.jpgToilet in London apartment2011-05-14T08:53:46+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/09/the-people-around-these-parts-sure-are-friendly/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/dsc02626.jpgBrighton Pier, UK 20112011-05-10T20:20:19+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/06/i-call-it-a-brittany-s-pierce-moment/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/screen-shot-2011-05-07-at-10-39-50-pm.pngWalking on the moonOh sure, walking is easy for YOU.2011-05-07T21:42:05+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/05/03/my-friends-are-as-raunchy-as-i-am/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-30-at-8-26-56-pm.pngScreen Capture2011-05-04T00:38:33+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/29/who-knew-i-would-actually-give-a-shit-about-the-royal-wedding/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-29-at-5-12-15-pm.pngImage source: Matt Dunham APImage source: Matt Dunham AP2011-05-03T18:45:25+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/30/i-guess-i-might-need-some-tips-on-hosting/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-30-at-11-11-13-am.pngBuy it here: http://www.wearitoutloud.org/store/item_view.asp?estore_itemid=1000004Image Source: www.wearitoutloud.org2011-05-03T23:11:26+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/27/im-developing-an-interview-ready-rorschach/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-27-at-9-27-51-pm.pngImage Source: no clue – help me identify it?2011-04-29T21:04:14+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/26/careful-im-pretty-sure-you-meant-figuratively/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-26-at-9-52-10-am.pngImage Source: http://www.motifake.com/literally-mouse-literally-funny-demotivational-posters-127454.htmlIronically, I think that's a gerbil, not a mouse.2011-04-26T16:41:50+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/24/a-little-taste-of-spain-in-the-district/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-24-at-11-16-08-am.pngEstadioImage Credit: ©2010 Estadio - http://estadio-dc.com/gallery/2011-05-04T19:52:42+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/22/shit-that-is-really-not-helpful/2011-04-26T16:45:44+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/20/clearly-this-was-a-mans-idea/2011-04-22T14:35:13+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/18/dont-tug-too-hard-or-youll-destroy-it/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-17-at-8-50-20-am.pngImage Source: http://0.tqn.com/d/pottery/1/0/7/2/-/-/pullhan2.jpg2011-04-18T01:04:34+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/17/i-wish-everyone-kept-it-this-real-and-blunt/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-17-at-8-39-32-am.pngImage Source:2011-04-18T16:23:54+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/16/marriott-is-it-a-coincidence-that-your-name-includes-riot/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-16-at-6-12-40-pm.pngImage Source: Not sure2011-04-16T22:14:04+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/13/my-nephew-is-a-tough-critic/2011-04-15T19:49:51+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/07/in-other-news-mom-hates-museums/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-06-at-8-20-47-pm.pngImage Source: http://zylab.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/library-of-congress2.jpgImage Source: http://zylab.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/library-of-congress2.jpg2011-04-07T12:49:01+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/08/this-doesnt-seem-well-planned/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-07-at-8-09-17-am.pngScreen shot 2011-04-07 at 8.09.17 AM2011-04-07T12:44:49+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/06/i-want-to-keep-flying-those-friendly-skies/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-06-at-8-53-52-am.pngScreen shot 2011-04-06 at 8.53.52 AM2011-04-11T14:45:48+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/04/03/i-think-my-yoga-instructor-was-brittany-pierce/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/screen-shot-2011-04-03-at-8-41-35-pm.pngGLEE"I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary." 2011-04-04T18:22:11+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/31/i-think-im-ready-to-start-a-new-blog/2011-04-01T01:05:42+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/28/when-i-say-cow-vagina-i-mean-it-as-a-compliment/2011-04-03T02:01:04+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/28/c-h-i-p-s-or-just-a-chip-on-your-shoulder/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-27-at-8-34-19-am.pnghttp://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/police-funny-1.jpgI think this is called "poor planning." 2011-03-29T11:52:24+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/24/one-situation-two-takes/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-24-at-7-04-23-pm.pngImage Source: http://family.webshots.com/photo/1121216653033511124djHwQXWith this thought process, this is what my nephews' braces might look like. 2011-03-24T23:09:38+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/21/further-proof-i-am-an-idiot/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-21-at-9-50-27-pm.pngImage Source: http://hatchesmagazine.com/blogs/Flyosophy/files/2010/11/how-to-be-an-idiot.jpg2011-03-24T15:33:43+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/22/shuns-what-ninjas-use-when-theyre-not-performing-stunts/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-20-at-9-49-28-pm.pngShun Permier Knife2011-03-26T13:52:33+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/21/911-tales-from-dispatch/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-18-at-8-09-10-pm.pngImage source: http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/daily_additions/2008/jan/14.htmIf the callers decorated cakes, they might look like this.2011-03-24T13:41:31+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/16/i-think-theres-probably-a-lesson-in-here-somewhere/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-16-at-9-41-48-pm.pngImage Source: www.TMZ.comThis has nothing to do with the rest of this post. But it's so disturbing I had to share. (Image source: www.tmz.com)2011-03-22T04:03:47+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/16/doing-our-best-to-keep-give-hr-job-security/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/photo-2.jpgImage Source: pithypants2011-03-16T21:43:53+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/13/youre-funnier-when-i-can-hear-you-twss/2011-03-14T17:19:20+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/11/you-can-tell-were-related/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-10-at-9-30-07-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.freewarepocketpc.net/ppc-download-fart-machine.htmlReally? Someone invented this? Let me guess, they thought this gem up so they could point to their laptop and say, "It wasn't me. It was my laptop." Kind of brilliant. 2011-03-16T19:47:30+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/09/top-ten-interviewing-tips-for-idiots/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-08-at-10-33-00-pm.pngImage Source: http://event.zapoppin.com/content/uploads/1/2010/08/tips-for-graphic-design.jpg2011-05-15T22:08:19+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/08/i-think-i-might-explode/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-07-at-9-01-27-pm.pngImage Source: My dinner, by pithypants2012-04-23T16:38:28+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/07/thank-you-sir-may-i-have-another/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-06-at-8-37-55-pm.pngImage source: http://www.stroga.com/index.cfm2011-03-08T02:20:02+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/06/clay-isnt-the-only-thing-were-throwing/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-05-at-8-30-21-pm.pngYes, I made this. Are you convinced of my talent yet?2011-03-06T13:44:28+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/05/i-didnt-know-walking-a-dog-could-be-ironic/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-05-at-7-28-22-pm.pngNo pooping!2011-03-06T01:02:06+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/02/i-would-like-some-credit-for-showing-restraint/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-02-at-10-36-34-pm.pngFacebook Screen Capture2011-03-03T03:38:48+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/03/02/somehow-this-goes-from-bargains-to-bacon-with-a-little-french-thrown-in-for-kicks/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/screen-shot-2011-03-02-at-9-15-26-pm.pngImage Source: www.Arganica.com2011-03-06T01:23:25+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/28/a-rose-by-any-other-name-wouldnt-smell-like-franco/2011-03-01T15:23:42+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/27/in-honor-of-the-oscars-i-shall-profess-my-ignorance-of-pop-culture/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-27-at-7-31-19-pm.pngOscar statue2011-03-01T03:53:14+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/28/kind-of-a-stream-of-consciousness-but-actually-my-tweets/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-27-at-10-30-47-pm.pngScreen shot 2011-02-27 at 10.30.47 PM2011-03-01T03:20:44+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/27/wait-wait-im-going-to-tell-you/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-27-at-12-00-35-pm.pngWait Wait! 20112011-03-01T04:30:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/24/i-suppose-this-justifies-kids-owning-cell-phones/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-24-at-4-22-06-pm.pngImage Source: http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny%20door%20lock%20sign/Psi_Ness/door-chain-haha.jpg?o=2011-03-01T15:12:46+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/23/his-name-was-ringo-woof/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-21-at-10-05-20-pm.pngImage Source: no clue2011-02-27T17:24:21+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/21/why-i-will-never-be-a-comedian/2011-02-24T13:33:32+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/18/ive-got-your-tps-report-right-here/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-18-at-6-46-39-pm.pngImage Source: www.trinitybrewing.com2011-02-19T03:17:39+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/09/in-which-i-offer-business-advice-free-of-charge/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-09-at-10-14-16-pm.pngImage Source: www.examiner.com2011-02-17T12:35:09+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/17/for-valentines-day-i-gave-alan-the-gift-of-crazy/2011-02-18T00:14:35+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/14/part-one-in-which-for-a-moment-i-think-someone-has-taken-out-a-hit-on-me/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-14-at-12-35-09-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.political-politics.com/2011-07-12T18:10:58+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/07/you-may-call-him-the-gipper-but-at-least-77-people-call-him-lifeguard/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-07-at-10-06-04-pm.pngImage Source: http://pajamasmedia.com/ejectejecteject/2009/06/19/a-voice-from-the-past/Image by Frank Uyttenhove. Visit his work at www.frankuyttenhove.com.2011-02-11T04:05:47+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/07/i-am-so-um-jazzed/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-07-at-7-43-03-pm.pngGoogle Ad2011-02-08T01:45:50+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/06/it-really-should-come-with-gloves/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-06-at-9-20-26-am.pngImage Source: www.cheezburger.com2011-02-15T02:19:49+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/05/news-flash-apparently-when-im-sick-im-cranky/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-05-at-8-10-14-am.pngImage Source: www.zazzle.com2011-02-08T17:20:56+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/04/computer-says-no/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-04-at-3-31-52-pm.pngLibrarian Image – no clue where it came from2011-02-08T17:26:09+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/03/i-just-learned-a-new-word/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-02-at-6-09-11-pm.pngImage Source: www.zazzle.com2011-02-05T11:08:21+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/02/02/try-not-to-get-jealous-of-these-awesome-product-ideas/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/screen-shot-2011-02-02-at-8-14-57-am.pngImage Source: http://www.divinecaroline.com/ext/article_images/cameltoe.html2011-02-03T23:49:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/31/for-the-record-i-was-not-an-alarmist/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-31-at-7-30-40-pm.pngThe Alarmist movieThis should've been Courteney Cox's first clue she was marrying down.2011-02-04T18:21:05+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/27/not-so-funny-but-a-truism-a-watched-pot-may-not-boil-but-my-blood-does/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-27-at-9-45-53-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2725/4200111216_4e4936e1e1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.flickr.com/photos/miss_thundercat/with/4184643329/&usg=__L9ml-sAixDfJ1Wv7n_lXh2ov_mo=&h=500&w=429&sz=185&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=MhS5BNqk9aelEM:&tbnh=161&tbnw=137&ei=0i1CTYKaGYGC8gaK9v3EAQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsnowy%2Bthundercat%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1276%26bih%3D636%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=358&vpy=304&dur=1335&hovh=242&hovw=208&tx=112&ty=193&oei=0i1CTYKaGYGC8gaK9v3EAQ&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=17&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:0This is what comes up when you google "Snowy Thundercat." In case you were curious2011-02-02T19:44:29+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/30/kind-of-like-dueling-banjos-but-a-bit-noisier/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/photo.jpgImage Source: Pithypants photo 1/29/20112011-01-31T22:09:43+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/29/open-mouth-write-christmas-card-insert-foot/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-29-at-10-16-07-am.pngImage Source: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://s5.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/B023BE30.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thisnext.com/tag/dysfunctional-family-christmas-list/&usg=__ZOBVZPXEhJ5ywXv3DYBe1labgWI=&h=332&w=332&sz=10&hl=en&start=21&zoom=1&tbnid=g3uXKv4ZQXCqOM:&tbnh=152&tbnw=152&ei=Hi9ETdu5GcSugQeIwLGiAg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dholiday%2Bcard%2Bfor%2Bdysfunctional%2Bfamily%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1267%26bih%3D680%26tbs%3Disch:10,913&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=656&vpy=111&dur=32&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=119&ty=145&oei=DS9ETdCfH8L78AbG25HFAQ&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:21&biw=1267&bih=680Look - there's a book about me! 2011-01-31T23:25:13+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/25/warning-men-might-want-to-skip-this-one/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-24-at-8-57-42-pm.pngImage Source: http://image18.webshots.com/19/5/41/0/200954100aGvUpB_ph.jpgDon't google "bloody footprints." Gross.2011-01-25T19:27:41+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/24/the-devil-you-know-is-better-than-the-devil-you-dont/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-24-at-1-06-45-pm.pngalmost this bad2011-01-24T21:15:15+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/23/making-friends-in-the-windy-city/2011-01-23T22:09:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/22/gaining-the-upper-hand-in-negotiations/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-22-at-2-45-37-pm.pngImage Source: http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4242/laptopsignrp0.jpg2011-01-22T23:18:54+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/17/half-my-workout-was-just-getting-to-the-water/2011-01-23T04:47:48+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/16/where-do-white-people-cheddar-cheese-waxing-and-a-noise-machine-meet-milwaukee-airport/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-16-at-2-25-32-pm.pngWhite Noise MachineI wish I'd had the foresight to stick the sausages into the bagel holes for this photo 2011-01-22T23:32:15+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/13/where-the-strangers-are-friendly-and-pogo-sticks-are-helpful/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-13-at-9-43-00-pm.png???2011-01-14T02:52:26+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/12/timing-is-everything/2011-01-13T02:26:38+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/11/tip-until-youve-mastered-the-language-try-a-thesaurus/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-11-at-8-21-29-pm.pngImage Source: http://noethics.net/News/images/stories/potty-mouth.jpg2011-01-12T01:27:25+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/08/review-when-fiction-jumps-the-shark/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-08-at-12-23-09-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/0061537969/ref=dp_otherviews_0?ie=UTF8&s=books&img=02011-01-08T17:25:04+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/05/you-have-to-be-smarter-than-the-lies-you-tell/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-05-at-7-54-09-pm.pngImage Source: www.icanhascheezburger.com2011-01-16T00:23:08+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/03/just-when-you-think-you-know-someone/2011-01-05T17:42:28+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2011/01/02/so-classy-we-wore-our-matching-hoodies/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-02-at-10-06-07-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.hillbillyhq.com/2011-01-03T03:08:11+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/booklist/archives-books-read-in-2010/2011-01-03T02:41:31+00:00weekly0.6http://pithypants.com/2011/01/02/new-year-new-bed-a-big-girl-bed/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-31-at-5-50-46-pm.pngDefinition of “Salesman”He looked kind of like this guy...2011-01-04T14:28:43+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/30/theres-only-one-situation-in-which-a-cold-shower-is-appropriate/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-30-at-8-56-33-am.pngImage Source: no clue – found online on someone else’s blog2010-12-30T14:00:46+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/27/im-pretty-sure-the-real-gift-hes-trying-to-give-me-is-religion/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-27-at-7-18-36-pm.pngCapNot safe for communion.2010-12-29T19:47:57+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/29/give-me-a-chance-to-wash-it-before-you-call-me-pigpen/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-28-at-9-30-22-pm.pngMadison Throw Blanket from Bed Bath & BeyondNote: one side is fleece, the other is like a little lamb.2010-12-29T02:58:16+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/28/where-did-i-end-christmas-day-in-cabot-cove-with-jessica-fletcher/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-28-at-2-20-13-pm.pngAngela Lansbury2010-12-29T17:38:40+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/23/i-didnt-need-medicating-until-i-went-to-your-pharmacy/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-23-at-9-24-45-am.pngWendy’s signFifty cents per can? It's like they're paying us to drink it. (Wait: they kind of have to.)2010-12-27T00:37:12+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/26/vocabulary-that-sizzles-fo-shizzle/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-26-at-7-29-52-pm.pngAwesome Aunts help their nephews learn new vocabulary.2011-01-04T14:31:42+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/20/is-it-drunk-driving-if-theyre-driving-horses/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-20-at-10-22-11-am.pngImage Source: http://getmyphoto.net/tags/airline2010-12-23T15:00:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/22/sleeping-with-the-fishes-and-a-spelling-lesson-in-the-big-d/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-22-at-9-45-04-am.pngImage Source: http://jeffvrabel.com/2010/02/12/so-long-and-thanks-for-all-the-suicidal-fish/2010-12-22T14:49:11+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/15/for-hire-your-own-elf-on-a-shelf-consultant/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-15-at-9-37-45-pm.pngTo buy this (and other humorous holiday cards), CarolLee on Etsy at http://www.etsy.com/shop/CarolLeeDesigns?ref=pr_shop"And this, Bobby, is why you should never sleep naked." Creepy indeed.2010-12-16T05:04:58+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/13/tip-giving-mother-earth-the-christmas-gift-that-keeps-on-giving-no-wrap/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/photo.jpgMy Christmas Presents2010-12-14T02:58:30+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/13/my-dinner-is-less-interesting-than-your-panties-probably/2010-12-13T02:28:30+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/12/the-fire-log-from-hell-tried-to-kill-me/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-12-at-9-13-20-pm.pngImage Source: Eggs & Beer (http://www.flickr.com/photos/38449766@N03/)Perhaps I'm being melodramatic, but it felt like a forest fire in my living room. 2010-12-15T17:13:41+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/11/im-supposed-to-be-making-christmas-cookies/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-11-at-12-42-48-pm.pngImage Source: Martin Deutch’s Photo Stream2010-12-11T17:44:14+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/09/recipe-roasted-brussel-sprout-slaw/2010-12-10T03:52:54+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/08/rub-me-love-you-long-time/2010-12-09T15:53:17+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/07/ill-take-witchs-tit-for-500-alex/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-07-at-5-59-29-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.freefunnyvideo.org/thumb/1_54.jpg2010-12-09T15:51:25+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/12/04/the-best-thing-since-sliced-bread/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/screen-shot-2010-12-04-at-9-13-48-am.pngImage Source: http://myburnttoast.blogspot.com/2010-12-04T14:25:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/29/random-thoughts-i-need-some-transcendental-medication/2010-11-29T01:53:40+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/28/i-guess-im-too-adhd-for-the-movies/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-28-at-3-02-58-pm.pngImage Source: http://inversekarma.in/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hp-6-funny-captions.jpg2010-12-01T01:07:12+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/23/i-have-the-christmas-spirit-but-my-car-just-has-spirits/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-23-at-9-34-46-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.posteritati.com2010-11-24T02:37:11+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/22/another-reason-i-love-the-internet/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-21-at-10-41-13-am.pngImage Source: Can’t find the original! Please let me know if this is your photo…That kid about to fall of the back? His teacher will definitely regret assigning the old "What I Did on Summer Vacation" essay.2010-12-01T01:08:22+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/21/just-when-i-think-im-clever/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-21-at-10-38-01-am.pngImage Source: http://www.mydessertsolutions.com/index-4a.html2010-11-22T20:07:14+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/26/to-quote-a-wise-man-never-trust-a-fart/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-25-at-7-43-25-pm.pngWikipedia WOW entryAfter an image search for WOW chips, this is what I found. Lay's has apparently spent money well on SEO.2010-11-19T14:52:02+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/18/what-goes-knock-knock-bang-bang-my-washer/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-18-at-6-58-26-pm.pngImage Source: www.wunderground.com2011-07-06T19:24:42+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/06/enlisting-facebook-my-passive-aggressive-war-on-noise/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/photo.pngEstbalishing a Facebook Place2010-11-18T11:05:00+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/15/kale-gobstoppers-and-gangstas-lets-just-agree-it-takes-skill-to-weave-those-together/2010-11-18T10:59:49+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/18/otherwise-unrelated-the-smells-of-fall-the-smell-of-danger-and-cat-piss/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-18-at-5-56-51-am.pngImage Source: www.icanhascheezburger.com2010-11-18T10:58:13+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/15/what-the-groundhog-is-to-spring-i-am-to-winter/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-14-at-10-25-29-pm.pngImage Source: www.fox.com2010-11-15T03:26:56+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/14/an-ode-to-fall-im-ready-to-hibernate/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-14-at-11-59-23-am.pngImage Source: http://www.spiceandtea.com/page.html?chapter=1&id=31I think Trinacria should call this "Awesome Wreath" - this is the bread filled with cheese and meat.2010-11-14T17:54:15+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/10/deep-thought-inspired-by-my-dinner/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-09-at-9-31-51-pm.pngImage Source: http://mycor.nancy.inra.fr/blogGenomes/2010-11-10T02:35:36+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/28/a-non-pithy-post-welcome-to-the-world-natalie/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-28-at-9-38-22-pm.pngLook at that hot thing on the right. That’s your mother. If you don’t think of her as hot when you get older, there’s only one explanation: you did it to her.Look at the hottie on the right. If you don't think of your mom as hot when you get older, there's only one explanation: it's your fault. 2010-11-10T00:02:54+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/09/i-didnt-expect-to-leave-part-of-myself-in-that-room/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-09-at-6-16-43-pm.pngHello Kitty bandage2010-11-16T17:26:39+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/02/overheard-chevy-is-still-alive/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-03-at-8-13-49-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-11-03 at 8.13.49 PM2010-11-09T14:44:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/08/when-technology-is-smarter-than-we-are/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/screen-shot-2010-11-08-at-9-26-14-pm.pngDamn You Auto Correct!Sounds like we go to the same doctor.2010-11-09T02:33:12+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/11/05/lessons-its-not-clever-if-its-offensive/2010-11-07T00:21:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/31/the-muscles-from-brussels-broke-my-sink-make-that-mussels/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/photo-5.jpgBirthday Meal 20102010-11-01T01:04:41+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/27/i-hate-to-break-it-to-him-but-im-already-taken/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-26-at-8-20-21-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-10-26 at 8.20.21 PM2010-10-27T22:29:40+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/26/i-do-believe-that-would-be-a-good-joke/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-26-at-6-53-01-pm.pngImage Source: www.failblog.comYep. It was kind of like this.2010-10-26T23:01:02+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/20/sure-youve-heard-of-a-dutch-oven/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-20-at-8-30-07-pm.pngImage Source: http://worldfamousrockerkid.com/images/Fart-Power.jpgWait. This *doesn't* scream "yoga" to you? 2011-07-12T19:55:16+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/19/christine-odonnell-bless-your-heart/2010-10-20T00:11:31+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/18/stream-of-consciousness-a-rose-by-any-other-name/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-18-at-9-06-11-pm.pngImage Source: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/2878718406_66666d9c67.jpgI had this exact patch sewn onto my overalls in fourth grade. Except it was in English. And it said: "I'm Proud to be A Farmer." And I modified it with a Sharpie so it said, "I'm Proud to be A. Farmer"2010-10-19T05:31:04+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/17/when-strangers-tell-you-to-eat-it-at-least-give-it-a-whirl/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-17-at-8-28-04-am.pngImage Source: www.homemadepizzacompany.com2010-10-19T12:35:44+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/16/i-had-balls-a-case-of-too-little-too-late/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-16-at-10-14-07-am.pngImage Source: www.apartmenttherapy.com2010-10-16T14:23:54+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/14/i-commend-his-focus/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-13-at-8-07-35-pm.pngI like car rims.2010-10-14T00:14:25+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/13/rant-the-shock-and-horror-when-a-hollywood-couple-separates/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-13-at-7-33-02-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-10-13 at 7.33.02 PMIt's almost like they posed so that they could cut the photo in half. 2010-10-14T16:52:25+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/12/an-epiphany-on-the-potters-wheel/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-9-29-04-pm.pngImage Source: http://hubpages.com/hub/pottery-wheel2010-10-14T16:53:27+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/11/i-hope-the-closet-isnt-as-hot-as-my-office/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-11-at-4-31-31-pm.pngImage Source: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xPj130BNxJk/TDNS2BI0q2I/AAAAAAAACmw/Vm3XIVE9vUU/s1600/sweaty-man.jpg2010-10-11T22:27:13+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/10/maybe-i-should-rethink-my-opinion-of-new-jersey/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-10-at-7-22-18-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-10-10 at 7.22.18 PM2010-10-12T17:04:47+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/09/his-last-name-should-be-sedarious-so-it-rhymes-with-hilarious/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-05-at-1-38-44-pm.pngLisner Auditorium2010-10-21T00:24:21+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/07/facebook-i-actually-do-have-self-restraint/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-07-at-7-56-59-pm.pngImage Source: www.oddee.comNothing to with this post, other than that it's made of pork. And it might be my dream house.2010-10-07T23:58:14+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/06/when-multi-tasking-goes-wrong/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-06-at-6-52-03-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.movinandgroovin5k.org2010-10-06T22:59:35+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/02/a-visual-how-im-spending-my-day/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/scan-1.jpegScan 12010-10-02T11:09:52+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/10/01/this-is-how-an-appliance-gives-you-the-finger/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/screen-shot-2010-10-01-at-7-43-29-pm.pngIcemaker overfloweth2010-10-02T00:13:04+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/28/you-say-tomato-i-say-gestapo/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-28-at-11-52-45-am.pngImage Source: www.birdsontheblog.co.ukIf they'd used a second lime, it MIGHT look like a swastika. 2010-09-28T16:42:22+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/27/some-people-use-them-for-birdwatching-not-my-mom/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-27-at-3-00-55-pm.pngNot exactly a bird watcher2010-09-28T16:15:33+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/24/you-would-see-the-perfect-gift-would-be-from-me/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-10-26-49-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-07-21 at 10.26.49 PM2010-09-25T01:28:35+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/21/stream-of-consciousness-swimming-at-a-dc-public-pool/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-21-at-1-55-21-pm.pngImage Source: http://wwwirritant.blogspot.com/2009/11/for-caturday-cat-olympics.html2010-09-21T18:00:34+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/18/i-hope-this-means-he-has-rhythm/2010-09-20T18:12:48+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/15/the-stuff-nightmares-are-made-of/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-15-at-9-46-35-am.pngImage Source: no clue… sorry!2010-09-20T18:15:11+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/14/staycation-day-one-shhhh-this-is-a-library/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-15-at-9-35-16-am.pngImage Source: Carluke HIgh School Library Home Page2010-09-29T03:00:49+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/13/tip-if-it-really-was-a-partnership-you-wouldnt-need-to-tell-me/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-13-at-7-44-48-pm.pngImage Source: www.howstuffworks.com"You might be a more effective negotiator if you used the 'f' word a little less." 2010-09-13T23:58:29+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/12/oh-internet-you-pesky-time-suck-you/2010-09-13T02:03:10+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/10/you-say-goodbye-i-say-hello/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-10-at-8-56-21-am.pngLizWe'll miss you! 2010-09-23T17:32:59+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/07/mr-chair-it-was-nice-knowing-you/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-08-31-at-8-30-39-pm.pngimage source: www.target.com2010-09-09T17:58:26+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/04/photo-you-dont-say/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/p_2048_1536_87776924-4de1-4807-9232-1a0f2eab9384.jpegp_2048_1536_87776924-4DE1-4807-9232-1A0F2EAB9384.jpeg2010-09-04T16:10:51+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/09/02/i-dont-know-how-his-kids-turned-out-but-the-grill-named-after-him-is-awesome/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/screen-shot-2010-09-02-at-9-44-08-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.georgeforemancooking.com/t-ourhistory.aspxLike the man, love the machine. 2010-09-03T02:24:31+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/31/celebrity-look-alikes-compliment-or-cut-down/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-31-at-9-30-54-pm.pngAndy Kaufman2010-09-01T01:43:02+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/27/i-am-an-idiot-i-was-an-idiot-and-i-will-continue-to-be-an-idiot/2010-08-27T12:29:55+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/25/an-introduction-to-shadow-the-wonder-dog/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-25-at-8-19-43-pm.pngImage source: http://www.magnoliagardensnursery.com2010-09-01T17:36:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/24/i-blame-the-internet-for-making-me-dumb-and-callous/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-24-at-6-59-11-pm.pngImage Source: www.mlive.comClassic: Business up front, party in the rear.2010-08-25T14:42:02+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/23/butchers-make-odd-bedfellows/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-24-at-8-16-07-am.pngImage source: www.groupon.com2010-08-24T12:26:47+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/20/lazy-might-not-be-the-best-descriptor/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-20-at-9-10-35-pm.pngImage source: www.cafepress.com2010-08-26T18:37:51+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/18/if-youre-already-going-to-hell-might-as-well-drive-the-bus/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-18-at-6-25-28-pm.pngImage Source: www.evite.com2010-08-19T01:28:34+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/19/you-know-youve-done-this/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-18-at-7-30-53-pm.pngTrader Joe’s Tarte d’Alsace2010-08-18T23:32:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/17/let-the-droid-v-iphone-battle-begin/2010-08-19T17:52:25+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/16/chicago-bin-36/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-11-at-9-25-02-pm.pngBin 36 – ChicagoDon't mind if I do...2010-08-17T15:06:01+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/11/stairway-to-heaven-not-so-much/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-12-44-57-pm.pngDead-end staircase at the Silversmith Hotel2010-08-17T17:02:50+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/10/in-that-case-i-wouldnt-classify-it-as-an-emergency/2010-08-10T16:40:30+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/10/why-im-not-a-television-producer/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-10-at-11-42-08-am.pngImage source: http://chuck.vox.com/Interestingly, this is one of the first image results on Google when I searched for "Don't Mind If I Do!" 2010-08-17T17:06:25+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/09/someone-could-have-told-me-salsa-verde-means-sticky-tomato/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-09-at-9-02-45-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.worldcommunitycookbook.org/season/guide/photos/tomatillo.jpg2010-08-11T01:25:35+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/08/better-homes-sound-garden-in-a-way/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/dsc02552.jpgLiving Room: BEFOREAFTER - well, except for changing the paint colors. That still needs to happen.2010-08-10T15:48:56+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/06/phrases-i-never-thought-i-would-utter/2010-08-10T14:16:43+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/04/a-list-reasons-i-dont-use-google-adsense-to-make-money/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-02-at-8-46-28-pm.pngImage Source: But My Mom Says I’m a Catch2010-08-05T16:57:53+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/03/i-am-a-marketing-whiz-not/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-01-at-8-52-43-pm.pngImage Source: www.sheltienation.comNote the noodle, not the dog. 2010-08-02T23:34:13+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/08/02/he-fought-the-lawn-and-the-lawn-won/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/screen-shot-2010-08-02-at-7-20-02-pm.pngImage Source: http://icanhascheezburger.com2010-08-04T21:26:29+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/30/self-absorption-volume-one/2010-07-31T00:52:51+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/28/observation-mad-men/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-28-at-8-04-01-pm.pngImage Source: http://blastmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mad-men.jpgBEFORE: Hot John Hamm aka Donald Draper, whom I would call Boss.2010-08-04T02:51:41+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/28/suggestion-please-eat-off-a-plate-not-off-your-baby/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-28-at-7-45-26-pm.pngImage Source: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?blogid=46&entry_id=344982011-07-07T03:02:46+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/27/get-your-mind-out-of-the-gutter-im-talking-about-caulk/2010-07-27T17:33:31+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/26/two-tinkles-to-a-flush/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-25-at-10-18-42-am.pngMello Yello logo2010-07-25T14:22:37+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/24/if-i-wanted-to-read-i-wouldve-rented-a-book/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-24-at-2-14-43-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-07-24 at 2.14.43 PM2010-07-24T18:17:17+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/22/its-pronounced-my-lynn-you-dingdong/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-22-at-10-36-42-pm.pngHistoric Milan Fire Barn2010-07-23T02:39:46+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/21/list-im-not-a-wolverine-but-ann-arbor-isnt-bad/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-21-at-7-09-21-pm.pngFairy Door outside Sweetwaters Cafe2010-07-24T22:44:11+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/17/its-not-that-i-like-to-see-people-fail/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-18-at-12-10-50-pm.pngThe most disturbing yoga photo I’ve seenThis is disturbing on so many levels. Let me assure you that when I practice yoga, I: a) wear a shirt, b) do not put my (figurativel) ball sack on display, and c) don't look like I'm about to seduce someone while listening to Yanni. But I hope you already knew all that about me.2010-07-18T17:00:48+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/14/please-use-the-paper-towels-very-sparingly/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-14-at-6-40-12-pm.pngpapertowel holderI'm not sure if you can see it in this photo, but while the placement of the towel holder *looks* good, in reality, I've placed it where the cabinet prevents me from being able to actually put the roll on the holder without taking it apart everytime. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's how they *meant* for it work. 2010-07-28T15:48:31+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/13/drinking-brings-out-my-inner-martha/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-12-at-10-33-50-pm.pngMartha Stewart borrowed from http://hollywooddame.comApparently even Martha does it. So it must be OK.2010-07-13T22:37:19+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/12/1239/2010-07-13T02:45:49+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/08/your-dog-sleeps-with-the-fishes/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-08-at-9-47-56-pm.pngThe Godfather Movie logo2010-07-09T01:54:00+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/05/animal-farm-stephen-king-the-stuff-nightmares-are-made-of/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/img_0414.jpgIMG_0414There is a reason you are not supposed to feed the animals. 2010-07-06T23:31:30+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/02/club-quarters-where-you-get-a-quarter-of-the-room-for-half-the-price/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/screen-shot-2010-07-02-at-6-24-43-pm.pngsmall hotel roomI don't know what Ricky was complaining about... at least the hotel room wasn't THIS small.2010-07-04T17:26:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/07/01/i-spy-senior-jorts/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-7-58-17-pm.pngphoto credit: TereseSeniors are allowed to wear JORTS. But picture these on a 30 year old. NOT.2010-07-02T22:23:20+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/29/separation-of-work-and-play/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-29-at-7-58-17-pm1.pngphoto credit: Terese Souders2010-06-30T13:53:39+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/28/again-this-is-how-people-find-me/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-28-at-7-18-39-pm.pngFacebook groupWow. Who knew it was enough of a problem that someone started a group?2010-06-28T23:20:11+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/24/stream-of-consciousness-i-might-be-reading-into-things/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-11-18-01-pm.pngNo clue who the credit goes to for this image? I found it here: http://donstuff.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/circular-reasoning1.jpg2010-06-24T10:16:43+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/23/it%e2%80%99s-not-a-job-it%e2%80%99s-a-vocation/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-23-at-11-12-05-pm.pngLittle Miss Bossy illustration by Roger Hargreaves2010-06-24T03:13:45+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/21/all-light-sabers-must-be-inspected-no-exceptions/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-21-at-8-21-30-pm.pnglightsaber motivational poster2010-06-22T10:50:05+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/20/texas-is-his-kryptonite/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-20-at-7-00-07-am.pngSuperman faces kryptoniteYes, you can find anything on the internet. Even a naked man wearing a cowboy hat. 2010-06-22T00:28:22+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/17/and-now-you-know-why-were-friends/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-4-47-34-pm.pngShannon’s announcement2010-06-17T12:56:35+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/18/should-i-be-scared-of-my-stove-or-the-guy-who-labeled-it/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-8-31-51-pm.pngoven controls2010-06-22T00:32:43+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/16/my-iphone-is-a-bigger-bitch-than-i-am/2010-06-20T22:24:12+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/15/i-hate-it-when-that-happens/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-8-26-09-pm.pnghttp://x81.xanga.com/d48e144237c39254598899/z202398868.jpgIf both of these are YOUR feet, it's cool. If one is not, it's AWKWARD.2011-07-12T22:09:47+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/14/list-the-devil-is-in-the-details/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-15-at-8-13-52-am.pngsold2010-06-15T15:00:43+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/14/tell-you-what-ill-worship-your-god-if-you/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-14-at-8-22-49-am.pngpeople carrying a couchI think this couch, with someone sitting on it, was still lighter than mine.2010-06-14T12:36:48+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/13/im-learning-restraint-unposted-facebook-statuses/2010-06-13T00:42:38+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/11/because-poops-rhymes-with-oops/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-12-at-5-46-31-pm.pngwww.zazzle.com2010-06-12T21:53:29+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/08/i-think-im-doing-more-damage-than-good/2010-06-12T01:16:41+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/04/stream-of-consciousness-the-dentist/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-04-at-10-10-13-pm.pngBorrowed from: http://www.thebrownhaze.com/jimbotfu-dentists.jpg2010-06-05T02:12:11+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/03/life-is-precious/2010-06-03T12:36:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/22/saturdays-swim-my-ocd-stream-of-thoughts/2010-06-02T02:19:02+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/01/definition-occams-razor/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/screen-shot-2010-06-01-at-5-23-26-pm.pngOccam’s Razor cartoon2010-06-01T21:29:12+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/06/01/a-list-sadly-this-is-how-people-find-me/2010-05-31T20:57:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/30/why-im-grateful-to-be-packing/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-30-at-6-44-46-am.pngeviction2010-05-30T10:57:07+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/29/something-im-thankful-for/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-29-at-2-53-01-pm.pngthumbs-up!2010-05-29T19:00:59+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/27/random-thought-do-cry-babies-win/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-25-at-10-16-50-pm.pngborrowed image from another blog – no idea who to attribute it to!It doesn't look quite so precious when you're pushing 40.2010-05-29T00:30:34+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/26/list-things-that-make-me-happy-when-i-travel/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-25-at-10-07-05-pm.pngAmazon.Com2010-05-26T02:09:06+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/25/and-in-my-next-life-ill-come-back-as-a/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-25-at-8-07-20-am.pnghttp://fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/alicedellal_rollerskating.jpg2010-05-25T12:08:57+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/24/did-our-nations-water-supply-get-replaced-with-stupid-juice-while-i-was-sleeping/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-24-at-9-08-36-am.pngScreen shot 2010-05-24 at 9.08.36 AM2010-05-24T19:20:56+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/23/open-mouth-insert-foot/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-23-at-9-07-17-pm.pngscreen-shot-2010-05-23-at-9-07-17-pm2010-05-27T16:02:13+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/21/foxtrot-uniform-charley-kilo-make-it-stop/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-21-at-7-57-48-pm.pngborrowed from www.thisisawesome.com2010-05-22T00:23:02+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/20/haiku-wheres-waldo/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-20-at-7-39-47-am.pngmy sock2010-05-21T22:27:11+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/16/if-you-live-in-manassas-you-might-be-a-manasshole/2010-05-17T02:06:35+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/15/dancing-with-the-stars-not-so-much/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/picture-23.pngState Theatre – Copyright McCannon2010-05-15T16:55:36+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/13/is-nothing-sacred-actually-it-reminds-me-a-of-a-bar-joke-i-once-heard/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-13-at-9-19-03-pm.pngInstructions from the stool specimen kit2010-05-14T22:00:34+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/15/a-rose-by-any-other-name-might-smell-like-ass/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-15-at-7-20-13-pm.pngScreen shot 2010-04-15 at 7.20.13 PMI don't get it. Why would Kielbasa be such a bad last name?2010-05-12T21:59:10+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/16/if-only-you-would-do-what-i-tell-you/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-16-at-8-53-55-pm.pngtraffic copThis is *exactly* what I looked like.2010-05-12T21:58:10+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/17/let-me-test-my-hypothesis/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-17-at-6-33-32-pm.pngouiji board ad from 1968This 1968 ouiji board ad clearly sports a trick question. A model or a fashion designer? Well, let's see - you're already appearing in an advertisementm, so what do YOU think the answer is? Oh, but can you tell me if that realtor will ever show up? 2010-05-12T21:55:57+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/19/a-letter-to-the-woman-next-to-me-in-yoga-today/2010-05-12T21:55:28+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/06/mottos-slogans-fail/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/blog-2.pngTrenton Makes, The World Takes2010-05-12T21:53:49+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/05/self-censorship-a-slippery-slope/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/blog-photo-3.pngSlippery Slope Sign2010-05-12T21:52:45+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/05/35/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/blog-1.pngblog 12010-05-12T21:52:11+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/03/online-marketing-at-its-questionable-finest/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/blog-photo-2.pngFinancial Aid Advertisement2010-05-12T21:51:34+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/02/addictions-resolutions/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/blog-photo-1.pngAlison’s Facebook Profile Photo2010-05-12T21:50:57+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/12/rules-if-you-are-in-front-of-me-in-a-line/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/picture-22.pngpinpad2010-05-13T16:14:52+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/17/deep-thought-melons/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-17-at-9-40-20-pm.pngsqueeze these2010-05-12T01:51:52+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/18/lets-talk-about-bangs-for-a-moment-shall-we/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-18-at-2-40-42-pm.pngDumb & Dumber movie posterMy hair has resembled both of the above within the past 24 hours. I'm serious.2010-05-12T01:50:58+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/20/im-no-shrinking-violet-but/2010-05-12T01:46:31+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/21/lunchtime-haiku-my-suspicious-meal/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-1.pngMichael Angelo’s Frozen Meal2010-05-12T01:42:35+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/21/finish-this-headline/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-21.pngRefinance Ad from Yahoo2010-05-12T01:41:33+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/21/mystery-solved-the-case-of-the-creepy-owner/2010-05-14T20:19:08+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/22/this-might-cross-a-line-or-bite-me-in-the-ass/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-22-at-9-02-51-pm.pngSt. Joe, yo!2010-05-12T01:36:24+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/23/i-got-your-claim-token-right-here/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-23-at-6-48-49-am.pngAngry catHappy Friday. 2010-05-12T01:32:21+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/24/grammar-police-a-lesson-in-homophones/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-24-at-10-30-09-am.pngImage courtesy of WikipediaWikipedia was nice enough to create this Venn Diagram to help...2010-05-12T01:27:17+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/26/a-sincere-birthday-wish-for-my-friend-holly/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-22.pngSomeecards.Com2010-05-12T01:25:50+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/27/a-day-in-my-life-in-jeopardy-format/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-27-at-10-59-23-pm.pngJeopardy!2010-05-12T01:25:16+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/03/lets-hear-it-for-the-boy/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/picture-2.pngwedding bands2010-05-12T01:24:30+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/05/overheard-and-i-thought-my-job-was-challenging/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/wr.jpgChicago2010-05-17T13:58:37+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/06/im-just-wondering-when-is-may-5-just-may-5/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/picture-21.pngfireworoks2010-05-12T01:21:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/11/overheard-in-the-locker-room-tonight/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-11-at-9-07-26-pm.pnggeneric locker roomExhibit A: Locker room conspicuously lacking a inquisitive child.2010-05-12T01:09:07+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/11/stream-of-consciousness-swimming-tonight/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-11-at-7-52-09-pm.pngPhoto borrowed from www.fotilia.comYes, I've clearly borrowed this from fotilia.com, as evidenced by their watermark all over it. I would use my own photo, but somehow I don't think my swim quite captured the meditative vibe I was going for. Had someone been there with a camera, it probably would've looked like an angry person drowning.2010-05-11T23:56:04+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/10/haiku-billy-mays-we-shouldve-listened/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-10-at-7-44-52-pm.pngShamwow2010-05-10T23:51:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/30/its-going-to-take-more-than-a-squirt-of-fabreeze/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-30-at-5-29-20-am.pngDog picking up his own crap2010-05-09T19:17:01+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/03/this-blog-is-brought-to-you-by-the-dairy-association-exlax-and-the-george-foreman-grill/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/screen-shot-2010-05-03-at-9-27-57-pm.pngfondue2010-05-09T19:12:27+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/05/08/does-this-plaid-make-my-johnson-look-fat/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/picture-31.pngPicture 3I couldn't snap a photo of the man we saw, but this image (borrowed from www.travelpeach.com) is a frighteningly accurate substitute.2010-05-12T02:40:27+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/18/project-brief-getting-a-grip-on-my-personal-budget/2010-04-18T13:05:08+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/14/who-doesnt-love-a-knock-knock-joke/2010-04-14T12:22:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/13/this-is-wrong-on-so-many-levels/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-13-at-6-42-09-pm.pngFacebook screen capture2010-04-17T00:21:14+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/11/i-wonder-if-ill-get-a-bill-for-my-911-call/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/screen-shot-2010-04-11-at-6-35-23-pm.pngBorrowed from Educated Mess blogWell hello there...2010-04-11T22:52:53+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/09/prior-to-this-the-only-pda-i-liked-was-my-iphone/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-6.pngThe Smooch2010-04-09T16:17:32+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/03/dear-rooster-im-supposed-to-be-the-only-one-who-takes-a-job-that-seriously/2010-04-05T11:49:27+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/04/doing-what-comes-naturally/2010-04-05T11:45:52+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/04/03/michigan-just-needs-a-little-cpr-and-a-set-of-earplugs/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/picture-2.pngPhoto courtesy of http://speakbettergrammar.wordpress.com/Talk to the hand.2010-04-03T14:14:03+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/31/why-i-suck-at-selling-my-place/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-31-at-6-42-21-am.pngDesperate sellersIn my case, this would read "awkward."2010-03-31T18:59:32+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/31/dont-get-pissy-just-because-i-have-a-coupon/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/picture-12.pngScion – photo from their homepage: www.scionrestaurant.com2010-03-31T19:23:04+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/28/restaurant-review-its-not-a-red-state-its-a-rogue-state/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-28-at-12-30-23-pm.pngRogue States2010-03-28T16:31:55+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/28/my-agent-is-happy-but-he-isnt-gay/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-28-at-12-10-53-pm.pngMy Gay Agent2010-03-28T16:18:44+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/24/leaving-captiva-part-two-should-you-really-be-driving/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/dsc02499.jpgFarewell, Captiva.Happy trails, Captiva. Thanks for the solitude - we needed it to prepare for Carol.2010-03-25T01:46:26+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/22/leaving-captiva-part-i-ansel-adams-revenge/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-22-at-7-59-58-pm.pngWishful thinkingWishful thinking...2010-03-24T22:35:33+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/22/grammar-police/2010-03-22T22:00:24+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/22/health-reform-wont-punching-my-np-do-the-trick/2010-03-22T21:09:18+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/19/for-sale-a-realtors-manifesto/2010-03-19T15:48:55+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/18/a-list-of-words-that-make-me-go-ape-shit/2010-05-06T00:07:49+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/18/glutton-for-punishment-or-just-plain-glutton/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-18-at-12-42-19-pm.pngEating Animals2010-03-18T16:43:10+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/17/you-say-tomato-i-say-cockroach/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-17-at-10-55-54-pm.pngPalmetto Beetles My AssIf they're a real thing, then why no consensus on what they look like?2010-03-18T03:02:34+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/14/reminder-to-self-even-on-your-worst-day/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/wr1.jpgA human chimenea?2010-03-15T15:19:44+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/15/chariots-for-hire/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/wr.jpgI don’t even know what this isThis would definitely give George Michael's banana stand a run for its money.2010-03-19T14:32:48+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/14/please-sir-may-i-have-another/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/dsc02339.jpgTaxi to Captiva IslandOn the way to Captiva Island...2010-03-15T14:13:41+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/11/book-review-more-like-her-fearful-cemetary/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-11-at-8-16-35-pm1.pngHer Fearful Symmetry2010-03-12T01:36:34+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/11/waxing-poetic-or-just-waxing/2010-03-12T01:14:05+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/09/the-lost-symbol-definitely-lost-me/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/picture-11.pngThe Lost Symbol2010-03-25T17:44:55+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/08/my-bags-are-packed-im-ready-to-go/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/dsc02324.jpgMy closetWhat you can't tell is that it's organized by color...2010-03-14T22:58:13+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/07/note-to-self/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/screen-shot-2010-03-07-at-7-51-15-am.pngJelly Belly2010-03-09T05:35:53+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/06/now-if-only-i-could-walk-on-water/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/hand.jpghandThe site of the lead...2010-03-06T16:59:57+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/04/warning-clumping-litter-will-stick-to-your-cats-balls/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/picture-1.pngBrian’s Facebook Excerpt2010-03-04T12:58:09+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/01/passive-aggressive-styling-tools/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/photo1.jpgPassive Aggressive Blowdryer2010-03-02T00:40:04+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/03/01/ikea-makes-me-icrazy/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/photo.jpgIKEA shopping cartString: Ikea's way of saying, "We don't want you to leave that crap you just bought here."2010-03-02T00:06:40+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/28/do-i-have-sucker-on-my-forehead/2010-03-01T02:05:51+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/25/service-with-a-smile-no-really/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/picture-11.pngCosi FlatbreadIf it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's probably a duck.2010-02-25T14:21:29+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/24/reminder-just-because-youre-an-adult-doesnt-mean-you-have-to-be-lame/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-24-at-7-57-14-pm.pngDisney’s The Little Mermaid2010-02-25T00:59:40+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/23/book-nazi/2011-07-12T18:06:22+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/18/todays-flight-my-ocd-stream-of-thoughts/2010-02-22T12:36:31+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/20/newly-discovered-laws-of-physics/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/capcrun.pngExpired Captain CrunchJune 2005 - it was a good year. 2010-02-20T12:29:27+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/19/if-you-dont-know-what-it-means/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/picture-1.png(Photo borrowed from msnbc.com)(Photo borrowed from msnbc.com)2010-02-25T12:53:57+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/15/because-massage-is-an-olympic-sport/2010-02-18T03:16:16+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/14/the-kindness-of-strangers-has-limits/2010-02-19T16:33:25+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/13/exactly-where-are-you-putting-that-butt-wipe/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/buttwipes.jpgTomato/Tomahto – Soft Cloths ARE butt wipesApparently they just put a baby on the label because it's less frightening than a middle aged man or a dog.2010-02-13T17:33:57+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/12/275/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-12-at-9-09-46-pm.pngSnowy MailSnowy mailboxes, courtesy zazzle.com2010-02-13T11:06:06+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/07/the-lovely-bones-dead-boring/2010-02-13T10:21:30+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/10/whos-your-daddy/2010-02-13T10:20:55+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/11/my-how-times-change/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/blog-3.pngblog 32010-02-13T10:20:10+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/13/guilty-pleasure-american-idle/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/tv.jpgOld televisionMaybe *this* is why I don't get all the channels?2010-02-13T10:19:41+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/14/hiring-tips-for-idiots/2010-02-13T10:19:08+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/16/facial-hair/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/picture-1.pngJoel’s crazy shark cheek2010-02-13T10:18:48+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/17/confirmed-i-am-12-years-old/2010-02-13T10:18:17+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/18/recession-fail/2010-02-13T10:17:51+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/19/travel-notebook-chicago-in-january/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/picture-2.pngThe Green Mill, ChicagoThe Green Mill - Former Speak-Easy of Al Capone Fame2010-02-13T10:17:27+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/19/client-lunch-fail/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/picture-3.pngPoached, runny eggsNo! If I didn't ASK for an egg, please don't bring me one!2010-02-13T10:16:49+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/21/night-night-sleep-tight/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/picture-21.pngItchy person2010-02-13T10:16:00+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/24/where-have-the-years-gone/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/screen-shot-2010-01-24-at-1-58-33-pm.pngThe e-staff crew: ten years laterTen years later - all grown up. Back: Steven, Alison, Seth and Adam. Front: Dan, Krista Tony.2010-02-13T10:15:36+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/25/waterworks/2010-02-13T10:14:57+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/25/bumpy-free-bird/2010-02-13T10:14:29+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/27/you-buy-i-fly/2010-02-13T10:14:05+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/28/yes-obi-wan/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/picture-11.pngObi Wan Suta2010-02-13T10:13:22+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/29/ive-got-your-loving-kindness-right-here/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/picture-12.pngIt’s all about the condiments at Amesterdam FalafelEven if you HATE falafel, you'll love it once you realize you have all these toppings to choose from. Seriously, it's like heaven.2010-02-13T10:12:21+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/31/foot-or-fromage-its-a-fine-line/2010-02-13T10:11:52+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/03/odd-home-remedies/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/holly.jpgOur ear candling experimentClearly there was wine involved if she let me stick this in her ear and light it.2010-02-13T10:11:05+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/04/i-need-to-blow-off-a-little-steam-dick/2010-02-13T10:10:41+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/07/stormageddon-2010-one-big-ass-snow/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-07-at-12-49-13-pm.pngFebruary Blizzard in DCSomeone is an optimist.2010-02-13T10:10:21+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/08/its-not-a-true-snowpacolypse-until-you-run-out-of-toilet-paper/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/screen-shot-2010-02-08-at-8-10-02-pm.pngBottled Water – or where it should beWhere bottled water once lived...2010-02-13T10:09:10+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/11/superbowl-parking-mvp-or-not/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/car.jpgA Car on Corcoran St.This space would be a CAKE WALK. Tilt it 45 degrees and add a 30" wall to drive through and THEN get back to me.2010-02-13T10:08:47+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/11/an-apple-a-day-keeps-impatience-at-bay/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/picture-6.pngApple logo2010-02-13T10:07:40+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/02/third-eye-blind/2010-02-03T13:44:12+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/02/02/in-search-of-the-perfect-breakfast-food/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/photo.jpgTGI Friday’s Potato SkinsBreakfast of champions.2010-02-02T13:11:37+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/25/new-words-a-ron-jeremy-segment/2010-01-25T14:39:57+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/22/mother-knows-best/2010-01-22T23:37:15+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/2010/01/20/chicago-am-i-the-only-person/http://pithypants.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/photo3.jpgPigeons warming themselves at the eternal flameDinner?2010-01-20T11:26:15+00:00monthlyhttp://pithypants.com/daily1.02012-05-30T23:37:24+00:00